Couple of the Week

61 year old fatwa-survivor Salman Rushdie parties with actress girlfriend Pia Glenn, 32.

She admits that she’s impressed by Rushdie’s Booker Prize. He, on the other hand, ———————- (complete this sentence.)

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21 Responses to Couple of the Week

  1. Suebob says:

    …likes a woman who can twist him into a little pretzel-shaped knot.

  2. rudy zarsov says:

    ….likes her booby prize

  3. skye says:

    Looks like he is about to be eaten alive (but rather smug about it).

  4. David Duff says:

    . . . is impressed by her post-modernist analysis of the gognitive logic of the truth and meaning paradigms which counter the social philosophy paradox found in the sub-text of, er, the Kama Sutra.

  5. Jill says:

    What David said!

  6. reddoorread says:

    …actually has a fatwa.

  7. OMGGMAB says:

    . . . has a great plastic surgeon who gave her boobs as big as my head! I only have to stand on a small stool to reach them.

    An aside: Is it me or do her boobs look totally lopsided?

  8. insomnia says:

    proof–as if it were required–that literary genius in no way precludes clownish, testosterone-driven behaviour in the males of this particular species. I cringe.

  9. Dexter VanDango says:

    Better to be milked and abandoned by an unattractive woman. You miss them less.

  10. Deni says:

    A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don’t think it works like that. I think it’s the opposite. I think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. (Anita Wise)

  11. samantha says:

    Somethings not right, her boobs look lopsided, or is it just me?

  12. ali says:

    that she’s a condi rice lookalike

  13. She does look like Condi Rice’s prettier younger sister! And whoever taped her into that dress didn’t do a very good job of aligning her breasts.

  14. Juri says:

    — forgot to renew his cialis prescription and wishes Pia won’t mind a less carnal, more scholarly weekend for a change. Otherwise he’ll have to call Paul McCartney and ask him to pay back the 10×20 mg he borrowed for his honeymoon with the one legged bandit.

  15. john malpas says:

    Jelousy is a terrible thing.

  16. Susan says:

    She admits that she’s impressed by Rushdie’s Booker Prize. He, on the other hand, was impressed by “Rushdie’s Hooker’s Thighs”.

    Hiya dear Sistah!

  17. Sister Wolf says:

    john malpas – Who are you jealous of??

    -Pia Glenn plays a sexed-up Condi Rice in Will Ferreil’s show about George Bush!-

    -And her boobs are disturbingly lopsided.

  18. JK says:

    … is as impressed with Sister Wolf’s ass as I am. And all.. it seems, are getting swelled heads. As to whether Mssrs. Rushdie, Duff et al. resemble JK’s salutation and concurrent admission of admiration – well.

    JK’s head is swelled. Duff is probably too decrepit ( meant with memsahib in mind “discreet”), and Rushdie has more to worry about.

    Especially if the girl’s tits are uh, uneven.

  19. mr hammie says:

    is trying not to lose his head.

  20. DJ says:

    Her implants are so very crooked and poorly inserted. Was there something else going on? I’m distracted…that picture is so full of bizarro.

  21. Frances Hall says:

    I’ll be your wing man ANY DAY of the weak, Salmon

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