Over time, I have generously shared some Douches with you here, but lately I’ve been spending my valuable time on a feature called Douche of the Day™ for my friend’s pop culture website.
It’s a a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it, obviously. If you find yourself craving a Douche, have a look at this one. He’s one of my favorites. Then you can click around and see more top-notch Douches. Only you know how many you can stomach!
Remember: Douches are like snowflakes, each one is different! If you come across a worthy candidate, feel free to send me a link or a jpg.: sisterwolf666@gmail.com
any and all GOP members that voted against equal pay for women. Hell, why exclude any GOP members? they are all douches.
I hate douches. As far as I can see they serve no useful purpose except for getting rid of unwanted hatred and really, the whole exercise is merely a waste of energy.
Just ignore the bloody idiots – hopefully they’ll go away.
Gretchen – I call those people ‘fuckers.’
Andra – They won’t go away. If only life were that easy. I do take a perverse pleasure in mocking them because that’s how I roll. xo
Oh god. Well spotted.
Douches do have a purpose! They are made for sex. They are the Bad Boyfriend of the zeitgeist. They are stupid, they never have any money because they spend it all on Japanese denim, and although you will hate yourself for doing it, it will be the best sex of your life– filthy, rough sex with a twist of hatred. If I was in my 20s, I’d have a douche a week!
Total douche! That second pose is so girly, looking up and to the side like Justin Bieber Baby Jane Hudson (yes, I made that fusion.) I’m so tired of this generation of over selfied wannabes. Fuck off with your trite and self absorbed selves!
Check out his chest tattoo “est. 198?” like he’s some mass manufacturing brand of importance. Then there’s the super smooth prepubescent shaved body with a homeless persons beard (I should have used “Juxtaposed” for extra douche value.)
What’s next in this set? Pencil straight pose with a smirk? Holding the heel of his shoe? Pulling the hem of his frock off to the side? Looking over his shoulder in super tight yet somehow saggy arsed jeans with turn ups?
The answer is ONE, Sister. I can only take one of these douches a day, possibly week. Right, I’m off to make some camomile tea or something before I punch a wall. xx
I’m new to the other world of douchedom thanks to dear Sister, it’s alien to me because living where I do in Texas they would be lined up on fences for target practice. Do they know they’re douches? Is there actually a douche culture? How do these hideous photos surface? From the douche times? I find myself wondering if there are Any real men left! All I see are grown men waddling around in long shorts, flip flops, graphic ts and caps. Wtf! Now there are these misguided preeners, twinks and assholes. Will they become old wrinkled douches? The questions are endless…fuckers…….
haha! These comments are great. Suspended– you’re so funny! But come on all of you. Admit you’d fuck him!
Have a care, Madam, this elderly and very choosy British gent wouldn’t touch him whilst wearing your rubberised washing-up gloves. I mean, simply too, too tattooed!
I would be entirely too distracted by the tattoos, horrible! What do they do on planet earth? Do they all have trust funds?? Still wondering…
This may be the worst douche you’ve ever featured. The way he is posing with that cigarette makes me queasy. The nasty chin hair isn’t helping either. Does someone out there really enjoy looking at these photos (besides the model)? When did this become a thing and when will it stop? I’m going to practice viewing douche photos and see if I can build up a tolerance. I just hope I never run into one of these things in the wild.
Jeez. Strictly Cronenberg. Or Todd Browning, or something. It makes me want to run off screaming into the night’s Plutonian shore. Shudder.
And they always date perfect little princess type girls. I never see them with women as grungy as them. I just don’t get it. I have met a few in real life and their arrogance is terrifying. So full of it and always chasing fake blondes.
Comments weighing in stellar as the post, I do believe this is the most entertaining entry I’ve read in a long time! Humor rules! Suspended rocks.
I would hate to see him in color.