It’s on! Cunt of the Week will be a new feature, and you can nominate a candidate by writing to me at email@example.com.
Sting set the bar pretty high, but let’s face it, he’s not the only cunt around. Years ago, in the office where I worked with my BFF, we honored our Cunts of the Week by putting their picture on a nice gold ribbon we hung on the wall. It’s a lovely tradition that I will always cherish.
Here is the only criterion for nominations: The person has to have been a cunt during a given week, NOT just in general and NOT because of some behavior six months ago.
At the end of the year, we can vote for the prestigious Cunt of the Year , and of course there will be a Lifetime Achievement Award too. (Madonna, I’m thinking of you here….)