Here is an easy fashion quiz. There is one trick question but I know you’ll get that one right! Scroll down for the answers.
1. Imitation of Christ is a brand started by which ugly actress:
a. Sandra Bullock
b. Jennifer Love Hewitt
c. Chloe Sevigny
2. Tom Ford’s new fragrance is called:
a. Black Narcissis
b. Black Orchid
c. I’m Gay
3. McQ is to Alexander McQueen as Miu Miu is to:
a. Gucci
b. Prada
c. D&G
4. H&M recently introduced a line designed by this duo:
a. Dolce & Gabbana
b. Victor & Rolf
c. Sigfried & Roy
5. Madonna’s line for H&M
a. Sold out
b. Arrives in February
c. Tanked
6. Marc Jacobs quilted handbags are:
a. a ripoff of Chanel
b. a ripoff of Hermes
c. a ripoff of Louis Vuitton
7. Stalin was to Russia as ___ is to Vogue
a. Bonnie Fuller
b. Winnie Mandela
c. Anna Wintour
8. Juicy Couture won’t go away because:
a. people are stupid
b. people want to look like each other
c. there is no god
answers: 1-c, 2-b, 3-b, 4-b, 5-c (ha ha!), 6-a, 7-c, 8-a,b,and c
Hey, I got them all right! And I know basically nothing about fashion LOL but C was a lock.
Mr Stapler’s Norwegian roommate fell on the floor laughing when he saw a track suit with Juicy on the butt for the first time. He laughed for hours, which I think is the only correct response.
I have to report that I had lunch with Mr Stapler’s sis on Saturday. She was wearing…guess…no, really…her Juicy tracksuit. She also spent some time going on about how wonderful the brand is because the owner is married to some music guy which I suppose counts for something, somewhere.
I will make you a harder quiz, Suebob. You are more advanced than you thought.