Last Minute Gifts

I’m still looking for that Special Something to give myself for Christmas!   I have sacrificed my valuable time to locate these gift ideas and share them with you. Some are really good and some are really awful, but they all make me happy to look at or think about.

Here is a nice penis bone necklace that you can order here.


This series of souvenirs called Buildings of Disaster includes this awesome rendering of the OJ Simpson car-chase, a must for anyone who lives in Los Angeles.


These golden capsules promise to turn your ‘feces’ gold. Finally!


Here are some diamond studded sunglasses that are a steal at only $8,000. The same company makes a style that sells for $55,000 but that’s kind of vulgar, I think.


If only I could figure out kroners, I might be able to get this cool gold lame skirt by Stine Goya, from this great Danish website.


May all your shopping be joyous and extravagant!


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5 Responses to Last Minute Gifts

  1. Nicole says:

    Very funny! I don’t know how you come across these things – a penis bone necklace???

  2. jen b. says:

    that fuckin skirt is amazing. and i have to be honest in saying that those gold pills are really appealing. i can’t explain why. it would make me want to always go somewhere outdoors where lots of people would see it. Ha!

  3. Sister Wolf says:

    Why can’t that skirt just mail itself to me?! I would swap all the gold feces in the world for that one skirt.

  4. Mark says:

    The poor man’s version of the gold pills: one can of corn, $1.29.

  5. Jeanne Breault says:

    OK, I’m a little late on this, but I just found your blog and I’m ROTFL!

    What I want to know is, did they have the pill that makes your sh#t not stink?!


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