Meet My Betrothed

Susie B has alerted us to the pearly glory of the Sinha-Stanic collection for A/W 2009-2010.

I hate trendy fashion terminology, and a fresh new hatred has blossomed in my Hatred Garden  for people who say of some garment: “It has stolen my heart.” I’m serious. I can’t stand it.

But, seeing this dress, all I can say is, I want to marry it.

Here are the White Stripes in their custom made pearly outfits, a photo that almost makes me go mmmmmm out loud.

Thanks, Susie! I’m definitely getting some of this shit for the attic.

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10 Responses to Meet My Betrothed

  1. Dexter VanDango says:

    My first reaction at seeing the top photo was, “Is she pregnant?”

    Because the black area below the waist of the dress forms a near-circle that implies something swollen.

    If the top of the black field had had a straight-across line instead of a frown-arch it would have eliminated this circular protrusion effect..

    Excuse me.. I have to go shampoo my poodle..

  2. Jill says:

    I die…it’s bananas…you would shut it down in that dress…it’s fierce!! Fuck, I hate all of them and “it’s stolen my heart”? WTF…That’s the most dramatic evah!!

  3. drollgirl says:

    that SMITTEN and I HEART THIS shit has got to go. i did a whole rant post about it a while back. B.A.R.F..

  4. drollgirl says:

    oh. and SWOON is another. gag.

  5. Sister Wolf says:

    Dexter – So, you don’t like a nice ‘swollen’ tummy?! Thank god I married a man who does.

    Jill – I die, too. Brace yourself: It’s going to get worse as They reach for new superlatives.

    drollgirl – SMITTEN, UGH, I forgot about that one. Take it away, drollgirl! I will look for your rant.

  6. hammie says:

    noooooh! it looks like those annoying cockneys “born within the sound of bow bells” and their salt of the earth common folk are we (just don’t expect us to accept any foreigners or blacks or pakis or you blow ins from the colonies).

    Okay, I get the irony of it but what the fuck have pearls got to do with those surly buggers who sell you sausages and flake 99 icecreams by the river? “Don’t worry love, it might never happen” (it will if I push hard enough on the scaffolding you are standing on while giving out your little pearls of wisdom)
    xx

  7. arline says:

    The “I’m dooling” gets the hell on my nerves, along with all the rest.

  8. Bex says:

    Love those red boots!

  9. mr hammie says:

    ” a hatred garden” How lovely. I have one of those too. Presently Tom Hanks is serving afternoon tea. It’s a bit like South Park’s ”christmas time in hell”.

  10. Sister Wolf says:

    Bex -Me too. Are they Docs or just pseudo-Docs?

    Hammie – I know there is a cultural heritage that I’m missing but don’t try to ruin this dress for me. We are still getting to know each other before the wedding.

    Mr. Hammie – I will take tea with you! Tell Mr. Hanks to put out another setting.

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