Oh Snap, Grandpa Said “Horseshit!”

At the time, I could hear him make some kind of sound, but I thought Grandpa was just hissing when Obama called him out for not knowing who the president of Spain is.

But ha ha, the old maverick actually sneered and said “Horseshit!” On the one hand, old men should be allowed to curse once in awhile, but on the other hand, we can’t have a crazy old ticking time-bomb in charge of the Free World! When he’s not busy calling Cindy a cunt, Grandpa’s always causing some kind of drama, isn’t he?

On the Church Lady front, Matt Taibbi gives a trenchant analysis of her, here.   Describing Mrs. Palin’s speech at the RNC, he says: “It was like watching Gidget address the Reichstag.” He is one furious, eloquent Palin Hater, and a tough act to follow, so I won’t even try.

However! Grandpa’s team is said to be predicting a big October wedding for Bristol and Levi, who are now POWs just like Grandpa was. The wedding will provide more drama and distraction, while the economy sinks like the fucking Titanic!

This could mean good news for the otherwise doomed Track Palin (see Mark‘s predictions in the previous post.) But the horror……and with Putin watching the whole thing from up in the sky!

PAP Smear will convene on Monday night, if Bex can wait that long.

Tomorrow, I’m planning an all new Weekend Festival of Hate.

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17 Responses to Oh Snap, Grandpa Said “Horseshit!”

  1. annemarie says:

    he said it TWICE!

  2. enc says:

    That McCain has high entertainment value. If he didn’t blow gaskets every five minutes, I’d have nothing to keep me distracted.

  3. Mark says:

    Why isn’t Willow in school? Is she old enough to be pregnant?

  4. annemarie says:

    wow, that Matt Taibbi article is GREAT! I thought I couldn’t hate her anymore, but he’s made me discover a whole new depth to hatred.

  5. annemarie says:


  6. Patrick H is on holiday in Spain!

  7. Mark says:

    What? They don’t have the internet in Spain?

  8. annemarie says:

    EXACTLY! I was just about to say it! Being in Spain is no fucking excuse

  9. Honeypants says:

    Isn’t Spain in S. America? Maybe he doesn’t want McCain to find out he’s down there, just in case we’re being watched. Could he be on a PAP Smear mission to enlist Zapotero? What with McCain’s unwillingness to conduct relations and all…

  10. I can’t believe he said horseshit during a presidential debate! He’s W.’s frat-boy twin.

  11. WendyB says:

    He should cuss like Colonel Potter did on MASH. That would suit him more.

  12. Sister Wolf says:

    Honeypants -great video! Cheap looking trenchcoat, too!

    enc- you’ll always have Mrs. P (temporarily)

    Mark- Willow looks pregnant, in fact. Seriously. That Todd is a monster.

    as for Patrick, he claims to have some stupid “job” that’s taking up his time. Hmph.

    iheartfashion -yes, but worse.

    WendyB -He’s just getting started, maybe in the next debate he’ll explode with expletives! And he can wave that dud arm around!

  13. Bex says:

    Ha! Weekend distractions (work and keeping the PAP street team busy with recon) means I can wait till Monday!!! But can’t wait for the VP face-off though, it should be a laugh-riot!!!!!

  14. Imelda Matt says:

    Mark is spot on the…she needs to be be popped on the pill pronto.

  15. dewayne says:

    i’m glad you found matt taibbi on your own, because i kept forgetting to mention him. he’s the main reason i keep renewing my subscription to rolling stone. you should definitely look up his back catalog of articles, just for the entertainment value. let alone the hate-recharge he supplies.

  16. Juri says:

    Horseshit! My out-of-town friend had the nerve to fly enter the Danish airspace and demand for me to entertain her for several days, which made me miss all the historic presidential hopeful TV moments of the weekend. I feel distracted.

    The moment I looked the other way Putin reared his “head” and Grandpa lost control of what comes out of his yellow mouth.

    I grew up in a country with around 1000 miles of land border with Russia and a generation full of more or less traumatized grandpas who fought them for 6 years a long time ago. One of them, for some reason, learned to say “how much for black pussy” and other phrases in Russian during his war years. It is pretty endearing to see him do that at family gathering but I wouldn’t really want to trust him with precidency of any country any more, even though he is am 80 something war hero. His wife’s favourite phrase is “sit on that stone and let your balls fry”

    Grandpa, at the moment, is still in the “horsheshit” phase but sometimes these things advance quickly. I’d rather not know what kind of frogs he will be letting out after a few years in the office. He did, after all control his tongue pretty well earlier this year…

    2009 might begin with Vietnamese obscenities and a war with England.

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