Ok, I don’t really mind the hair and actually think it could look nice with a different outfit. Her dress looks like something I would wear at the beach as a cover up. But her make up…. what the hell happened there?!?! it looks like she got hold of a Sharpie in the dark and then mistakenly stuck a second clutch to her forehead.
Althought she looks like she thought someone had died I don’t see the problem except for I think those shoes make her feet look unnatural, plus should she be wearing them if she’s preggers?
Also… anyone else notice the uncanny resemblance of all those forehead hats to the vagina?
I don’t think I’ve ever witness anyone take themselves so seriously. There is nothing more to her than image and posing…..oh, and joylessness.
I assume the bad dress is to hide her pregnancy?
It would be nice if she’d cheer the fuck up! She has so much right with her life that karma is going to fuck her up for being so glum about it. Maybe I’m wrong. Perhaps she is seething over some super-injunction that we’ll never get to hear about.
I don’t have a problem with her. I know I should, but somehow I don’t. Love her style, would kill to be that skinny, totally admire her cheekbones. I don’t know why she is exempt from my distaste. She just is.
I’ve just noticed that the crazy hat has some sort of downward tree hanging out of it.
What’s that about?
Cricket: I’m surprised she can lift her feet; those shoes look like they weigh a ton and I’m sure you’re right about the hat pin. Either that or superglue! Either way I would think pain is involved and that probably accounts for some of the sour look.
The dress is hideous too.
Who is looking at HER? Becks is so incredibly hot that she fades away. I saw him play live in person and he electrified the stadium. Even though he runs like someone who had had both knees broken recently, he has perhaps the finest butt in the universe.
Victoria Beckham chose to look like a pony for the Royal wedding because ____________.
David wanted to ride her home for the first time in 10 years, but no penetration.
I’m convinced she was artificially in simulated.
she got a royal invite.
whatever. I want the shoes.
Ok, I don’t really mind the hair and actually think it could look nice with a different outfit. Her dress looks like something I would wear at the beach as a cover up. But her make up…. what the hell happened there?!?! it looks like she got hold of a Sharpie in the dark and then mistakenly stuck a second clutch to her forehead.
I really dislike the Louboutin Daffodils.
Never mind that, what we really want to know is how did she get her hat to stay on her head?
better a pony than a piebald jackass! (perhaps crazy glue was invented for crazy hats)
She’s a broodmare.
She can
No, no, she doesn’t look like a pony. Go here and find out who her close relation is:
http://duffandnonsense.typepad.com/duff_nonsense/2011/04/the-great-question-of-the-age.html#tp
…the royals are usually the ones who have the corner on looking like horses. Posh has to settle for pony-hood next to them.
Because she has a stallion in her bed.
I just don’t get hooker shoes – you could fall off of those things and break an ankle.
It’s better than looking like an ugly pig!
The Royals are a horsey lot.
ahahha!! the “stallion in the bed” and the “ugly pig” are my favorite answers!
(aside: those shoes are horrible. i thought sun had set for stripper shoes; alas, those were the shoes of choice at the wedding)
Joan Rivers cracked me up on E!’s Fashion Police when she asked Mel B., “You know her well, so let me ask you. Is she always this happy?”
Love you, Joan!
She is Victoria Beckham.
Althought she looks like she thought someone had died I don’t see the problem except for I think those shoes make her feet look unnatural, plus should she be wearing them if she’s preggers?
Also… anyone else notice the uncanny resemblance of all those forehead hats to the vagina?
I don’t think I’ve ever witness anyone take themselves so seriously. There is nothing more to her than image and posing…..oh, and joylessness.
I assume the bad dress is to hide her pregnancy?
It would be nice if she’d cheer the fuck up! She has so much right with her life that karma is going to fuck her up for being so glum about it. Maybe I’m wrong. Perhaps she is seething over some super-injunction that we’ll never get to hear about.
I don’t have a problem with her. I know I should, but somehow I don’t. Love her style, would kill to be that skinny, totally admire her cheekbones. I don’t know why she is exempt from my distaste. She just is.
She looks “that happy” because the shoes hurt her feet. And the hat is attached to her skull with one of these giant hat pins. Ouch.
i would eat them both.
Because she read your blog post about pony people and decided she is one of them?
She was inspired by My LIttle Pony
poor pig nosed posh. she managed to look grim at the wedding of the century.
no small feat.
I’ve just noticed that the crazy hat has some sort of downward tree hanging out of it.
What’s that about?
Cricket: I’m surprised she can lift her feet; those shoes look like they weigh a ton and I’m sure you’re right about the hat pin. Either that or superglue! Either way I would think pain is involved and that probably accounts for some of the sour look.
The dress is hideous too.
Oh sweet jesus what has happened to Goony Bird here
http://www.shopbop.com/basic-two-piece-swimsuit-herve/vp/v=1/845524441897374.htm?folderID=2534374302024726&fm=other-shopbysize-viewall&colorId=12867
Someone somewhere wrote that David B borrowed Ricky Gervais’ hairstyle for the wedding. Now that is all I can see.
a ponytail and topper hat is a wrong decision, as there are two focal points.
Who is looking at HER? Becks is so incredibly hot that she fades away. I saw him play live in person and he electrified the stadium. Even though he runs like someone who had had both knees broken recently, he has perhaps the finest butt in the universe.
The hair is soooooooo five minutes ago. Why are they both dressed like it’s 1999?
Victoria Beckham chose to look like a pony for the Royal wedding because ____________.
David wanted to ride her home for the first time in 10 years, but no penetration.
I’m convinced she was artificially in simulated.
I don’t know, I think she looks pretty cute. I hope to be so elegant if I am ever with child.
…her husband is hung like a horse?