One Beckham Prancing

Victoria Beckham chose to look like a pony for the Royal wedding because ____________.

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33 Responses to One Beckham Prancing

  1. Jasmin says:

    she got a royal invite.

  2. Cat says:

    whatever. I want the shoes.

  3. Cat says:

    Ok, I don’t really mind the hair and actually think it could look nice with a different outfit. Her dress looks like something I would wear at the beach as a cover up. But her make up…. what the hell happened there?!?! it looks like she got hold of a Sharpie in the dark and then mistakenly stuck a second clutch to her forehead.

  4. Lara says:

    I really dislike the Louboutin Daffodils.

  5. sheri says:

    Never mind that, what we really want to know is how did she get her hat to stay on her head?

  6. littlebadwolf says:

    better a pony than a piebald jackass! (perhaps crazy glue was invented for crazy hats)

  7. dana says:

    She’s a broodmare.

  8. David Duff says:

    No, no, she doesn’t look like a pony. Go here and find out who her close relation is:

  9. Dru says:

    …the royals are usually the ones who have the corner on looking like horses. Posh has to settle for pony-hood next to them.

  10. Jill says:

    Because she has a stallion in her bed.

  11. Artful Lawyer says:

    I just don’t get hooker shoes – you could fall off of those things and break an ankle.

  12. It’s better than looking like an ugly pig!

  13. Kelly says:

    The Royals are a horsey lot.

  14. annemarie says:

    ahahha!! the “stallion in the bed” and the “ugly pig” are my favorite answers!

    (aside: those shoes are horrible. i thought sun had set for stripper shoes; alas, those were the shoes of choice at the wedding)

  15. regularstarfish says:

    Joan Rivers cracked me up on E!’s Fashion Police when she asked Mel B., “You know her well, so let me ask you. Is she always this happy?”

    Love you, Joan!

  16. Molly says:

    She is Victoria Beckham.

    Althought she looks like she thought someone had died I don’t see the problem except for I think those shoes make her feet look unnatural, plus should she be wearing them if she’s preggers?

    Also… anyone else notice the uncanny resemblance of all those forehead hats to the vagina?

  17. Suspended says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever witness anyone take themselves so seriously. There is nothing more to her than image and posing…..oh, and joylessness.

    I assume the bad dress is to hide her pregnancy?

    It would be nice if she’d cheer the fuck up! She has so much right with her life that karma is going to fuck her up for being so glum about it. Maybe I’m wrong. Perhaps she is seething over some super-injunction that we’ll never get to hear about.

  18. Ann says:

    I don’t have a problem with her. I know I should, but somehow I don’t. Love her style, would kill to be that skinny, totally admire her cheekbones. I don’t know why she is exempt from my distaste. She just is.

  19. Cricket9 says:

    She looks “that happy” because the shoes hurt her feet. And the hat is attached to her skull with one of these giant hat pins. Ouch.

  20. Taylor says:

    Because she read your blog post about pony people and decided she is one of them?

  21. Elaine says:

    She was inspired by My LIttle Pony

  22. kellie says:

    poor pig nosed posh. she managed to look grim at the wedding of the century.
    no small feat.

  23. Andra says:

    I’ve just noticed that the crazy hat has some sort of downward tree hanging out of it.
    What’s that about?
    Cricket: I’m surprised she can lift her feet; those shoes look like they weigh a ton and I’m sure you’re right about the hat pin. Either that or superglue! Either way I would think pain is involved and that probably accounts for some of the sour look.
    The dress is hideous too.

  24. Someone somewhere wrote that David B borrowed Ricky Gervais’ hairstyle for the wedding. Now that is all I can see.

  25. kate says:

    a ponytail and topper hat is a wrong decision, as there are two focal points.

  26. Suebob says:

    Who is looking at HER? Becks is so incredibly hot that she fades away. I saw him play live in person and he electrified the stadium. Even though he runs like someone who had had both knees broken recently, he has perhaps the finest butt in the universe.

  27. RedHeadFashionista says:

    The hair is soooooooo five minutes ago. Why are they both dressed like it’s 1999?

  28. Brittany says:

    Victoria Beckham chose to look like a pony for the Royal wedding because ____________.
    David wanted to ride her home for the first time in 10 years, but no penetration.
    I’m convinced she was artificially in simulated.

  29. Aja says:

    I don’t know, I think she looks pretty cute. I hope to be so elegant if I am ever with child.

  30. Ann says:

    …her husband is hung like a horse?

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