Paging Rumi!

leathershorts-for-roomy

“Predatory and provocative, these leather shorts feature vertical zipper details. Hidden zipper and hook-and-eye closure at side. Lined.”    By McQ – Alexander McQueen. $755

Maybe with an insanely shredded tshirt and ___________________.

Fill in the rest.

Winner gets an exciting   collection of St. Joseph Picture Books for children!

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29 Responses to Paging Rumi!

  1. Danielle says:

    …and some crazy hot DIY studded leather fetishwear stilettos. Duh.

  2. andrea says:

    Leather diaper covers- genius!!! Just the thing us menopausal women with leakage need. If anyone can make leakage cool, it’s Alexander McQueen. Where can I get them?????

  3. dewayne says:

    ANTLERS! DUH!

  4. crocodilian says:

    Sit down and take a deep breath, because I found something that blows your leather shorts out of the water:

    http://02b80a0.netsolstores.com/zuccasilkchiffondresswithpuffsleeve-dustyrose-1-1-2-1-1-2-2-1-2-1-1-2-2.aspx

    Don’t pretend not to love them.

  5. HelOnWheels says:

    and a hideous “vintage” sweater, worn without any irony of course.

  6. Sal says:

    Predatory? Are these shorts carnivorous?

  7. jools says:

    Damn I want those picture books but those “skorts?” knocked the wind out of me.

    Thigh high gladiator sandals? Lot’s of blond highlights in black hair?

  8. Sister Wolf says:

    TO CLARIFY: There are 14 books in this collection, all in mint condition!

    ~

    Danielle – You were up late, studying for this! I can tell!

    andrea – Shopbop

    Dewayne – Nice!

    crocodilian – I do love them, in the ironic sense of love, but are they Rumi-worthy??

    HelOnWHeels – Hahahaha! Love it.

    Sal – Yes, when they’re not busy provoking, they eat meat.

    jools – take a deep breath and jump back in. This is a GREAT prize. I love the sandals, though.

  9. Boyf shirt? Rocking military jacket? Epic and studded cropped moto jacket?
    It’s official, my preggo brain is mush.

  10. Sister Wolf says:

    fashion herald – Are you kidding?! “Epic and studded cropped moto jacket” gave me goosebumps!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. honeypants says:

    PAP Smear Badge?

    They’re gonna be relevant again soon!

  12. Bex says:

    Damn those are ugly.

  13. Maja says:

    Uh, a vintage army/policeman’s/sailor’s cap. OBVIOUSLY!

    I saw a pair of knitted shorts in Elle UK yesterday and thought of you. They had rolled up, turtleneck-like legs and everything. Very diaperific!

  14. kansas says:

    well…if i were rumi i might wear them with my chloe boots or my jeffrey campbell studded ankle booties. barf.

  15. David Duff says:

    A Nuclear/Biological Warfare suit?

  16. Stella Mayfair says:

    … worn with a supposed to be all-hot-like-looking ooooopen mouth and the brown-nosing -erin-wasson caption of the month:”went to hang out with erin at her place. again. all cool people. some homeless. am i famous now?”

  17. dust says:

    I’d say these things eat meat AND read lips at the same time.
    Sorry to scare you Sister, I’m a cheerful blond! Born with a grain of brain more than the average, which resulted in small cup size and hard life of an immigrant.

  18. Here is my entry seeing as I really want the books!

    Maybe with an insanely shredded tshirt and red nails you will avoid the going to gym look in these shorts. For that added fashion savvy edge wear big shades, some nude high heels and don’t forget to pout. Provocative calls for pouting. And remember the wise words of uber leather lover Sister Wolf – don’t give a cunt (and definitely don’t give oral to the first guy who asks for it)

  19. Jill says:

    …small ass

  20. Mark says:

    Apple-green TopSiders and a whale motif ribbon belt–DUH!

  21. Sister Wolf says:

    I’m thinking it’s between Fashion herald and dewayne. Has everybody entered who wants to win? You have til Sunday!

  22. Jill says:

    I like the antlers!

  23. dust says:

    o, I don’t want the books, I’m doing this just for fun.

  24. Sister Wolf says:

    dust – Just as long as you do your best (as we tell our kids about school!)

  25. Aja says:

    I’m buying those to scare those pesky kids off my property at Halloween.

  26. Queen Marie says:

    Go Dewayne!

    Sister W, you do realise that should I ever see R in antlers, I shall be forced to gore her with my own, which I will then have to have reduced to powder and disposed of of to hide the evidence…

  27. hammie says:

    And Baby puke, or mucus. Either way it wipes off. xx

  28. dewayne says:

    when will we find out the results of this crazy contest?

  29. Sister Wolf says:

    Aja – Hahahaha! I like the visual image of that.

    Queen Marie – Can’t you just gore her anyway?!?

    hammie – Well, but, I’m not feeling it.

    dewayne – CONGRATULATIONS! It’s a tie between you and fashion herald! I would like to split the set in half, 7 each, unless one of you abdicates. I need your addresses.

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