“Predatory and provocative, these leather shorts feature vertical zipper details. Hidden zipper and hook-and-eye closure at side. Lined.” By McQ – Alexander McQueen. $755
Maybe with an insanely shredded tshirt and ___________________.
Fill in the rest.
Winner gets an exciting collection of St. Joseph Picture Books for children!
…and some crazy hot DIY studded leather fetishwear stilettos. Duh.
Leather diaper covers- genius!!! Just the thing us menopausal women with leakage need. If anyone can make leakage cool, it’s Alexander McQueen. Where can I get them?????
ANTLERS! DUH!
Sit down and take a deep breath, because I found something that blows your leather shorts out of the water:
http://02b80a0.netsolstores.com/zuccasilkchiffondresswithpuffsleeve-dustyrose-1-1-2-1-1-2-2-1-2-1-1-2-2.aspx
Don’t pretend not to love them.
and a hideous “vintage” sweater, worn without any irony of course.
Predatory? Are these shorts carnivorous?
Damn I want those picture books but those “skorts?” knocked the wind out of me.
Thigh high gladiator sandals? Lot’s of blond highlights in black hair?
TO CLARIFY: There are 14 books in this collection, all in mint condition!
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Danielle – You were up late, studying for this! I can tell!
andrea – Shopbop
Dewayne – Nice!
crocodilian – I do love them, in the ironic sense of love, but are they Rumi-worthy??
HelOnWHeels – Hahahaha! Love it.
Sal – Yes, when they’re not busy provoking, they eat meat.
jools – take a deep breath and jump back in. This is a GREAT prize. I love the sandals, though.
Boyf shirt? Rocking military jacket? Epic and studded cropped moto jacket?
It’s official, my preggo brain is mush.
fashion herald – Are you kidding?! “Epic and studded cropped moto jacket” gave me goosebumps!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAP Smear Badge?
They’re gonna be relevant again soon!
Damn those are ugly.
Uh, a vintage army/policeman’s/sailor’s cap. OBVIOUSLY!
I saw a pair of knitted shorts in Elle UK yesterday and thought of you. They had rolled up, turtleneck-like legs and everything. Very diaperific!
well…if i were rumi i might wear them with my chloe boots or my jeffrey campbell studded ankle booties. barf.
A Nuclear/Biological Warfare suit?
… worn with a supposed to be all-hot-like-looking ooooopen mouth and the brown-nosing -erin-wasson caption of the month:”went to hang out with erin at her place. again. all cool people. some homeless. am i famous now?”
I’d say these things eat meat AND read lips at the same time.
Sorry to scare you Sister, I’m a cheerful blond! Born with a grain of brain more than the average, which resulted in small cup size and hard life of an immigrant.
Here is my entry seeing as I really want the books!
Maybe with an insanely shredded tshirt and red nails you will avoid the going to gym look in these shorts. For that added fashion savvy edge wear big shades, some nude high heels and don’t forget to pout. Provocative calls for pouting. And remember the wise words of uber leather lover Sister Wolf – don’t give a cunt (and definitely don’t give oral to the first guy who asks for it)
…small ass
Apple-green TopSiders and a whale motif ribbon belt–DUH!
I’m thinking it’s between Fashion herald and dewayne. Has everybody entered who wants to win? You have til Sunday!
I like the antlers!
o, I don’t want the books, I’m doing this just for fun.
dust – Just as long as you do your best (as we tell our kids about school!)
I’m buying those to scare those pesky kids off my property at Halloween.
Go Dewayne!
Sister W, you do realise that should I ever see R in antlers, I shall be forced to gore her with my own, which I will then have to have reduced to powder and disposed of of to hide the evidence…
And Baby puke, or mucus. Either way it wipes off. xx
when will we find out the results of this crazy contest?
Aja – Hahahaha! I like the visual image of that.
Queen Marie – Can’t you just gore her anyway?!?
hammie – Well, but, I’m not feeling it.
dewayne – CONGRATULATIONS! It’s a tie between you and fashion herald! I would like to split the set in half, 7 each, unless one of you abdicates. I need your addresses.