Is anyone surprised that Grandpa’s campaign has finally deployed their secret weapon….Obama’s middle name?
Gosh darnit, some prick who introduced Mrs. P to a Nazi rally in Clearwater Florida busted out with “Barack Hussein Obama” to huge applause. The implication of course is that Obama is a Muslim terrorist, not in fact the idealistic all-American family man he’s pretending to be.
While Mrs. Palin incited the crowd by accusing Obama of harboring terrorist feelings about Our Great Country, her audience screamed their support. The cry of “Kill him!” could be heard.
Thanks, Sarah!
Meanwhile, Grandpa is practically foaming at the mouth. I am braced for the absolute worst in his debate tactics. He’ll probably say that Obama is not only a terrorist but a Black Panther. You should take the time to read this sobering biography of John McCain, which reveals in detail why our “Maverick” is really a shameless liar and life-long opportunist whose temperament makes him unfit for the job of President.
God I hate that fucking bastard. Shall we select “POW” as our drinking word for tomorrow night? Other suggestions?
It’s going to be really, really ugly, people. If you haven’t joined PAP Smear, it’s not too late. Our Chief Political Strategist, annemarie, stands at the ready to give you an assignment.
* On a happier note, Sister Wolf was invited to talk about Mrs. P on Australian radio! It was very exciting. The charming host, Michelle Crowther, warned her audience that I am a “potty mouth,” but I was miraculously able to avoid swearing. Shit! You can listen by clicking on the little headphone and the date 5/10/08.
SW Global Domination! My cousin lives in Darwin, I wonder if she happened to hear you, I’ll ask. My husband forced me to sit down and read that whole bio last night, it’s pretty disgusting – what a worm grandpa is. Husband is still predicting an Obama win, my two year old son yells out Bobama! every time he hears an American accent on TV now.
I listened. You were great! I hope you become the go-to gal for the pulse of America. That one guy was a twat, though.
I’ll listen to you after I’ve calmed down – I’m going to rant Sister Wolf and my potty mouth is on! I’m sick to death of the f***ing bigotry and ignorance the presedential campaing shows. Hussain, for pitys sake whats wrong with the name whats wrong with being a muslim (I know Obama isn’t). For years in the UK you American f***ers quite happily funded the IRA to bomb the crap out of us. We sufferered 9/11 incidents (on varying scales in Norhtern Ireland and the mainland) every f***ing day for years. I’m not trying to downscale the horror that was 9/11 just trying to contextualise what everyday terrorism is like – not having trash bins anywhere, not being able to put bags down, being searched, evacuating buildings a lot. Losing friends and family.
Just because they spoke in Irish accents it was somehow f***ing romantic. Well I survived every single dollar that was thrown at me to fund a shooting, a bomb and whatever else. This was a war we lived with for nearly 20 years.
Yes it is not acceptable that there is terrorism and yet again the funding has come from oh wait for it the US initially Bin Laden was funded by you lot and us too probably! Any religious fundamentalism is the pits and any excuse to use religion or any cause to kill and maim other human beings is absurd – that said I really can not abide the thought of the US electing two total c**ts into power and I know I’m preaching to the converted but the PAP smear campaign needs to succeed. Get a wet liberal in power before we all get blown up.
I’m a Catholic (on paper) and do not support violence although I often understand the reasons behind such behaviour. I’d happily vote for anyone call Hussain as I would for anyone of any religious persuasion or not. I don’t f***ing care about people’s believes only their behaviour.
And if Annemarie wants to allocate me a task – well I’ll go head to head with Palin – for once I’ll forget my aversion to violence and make sure my head butt wipes that stupid look off her stupid f***ing face. She’s a cunt.
I really am waiting for the Black Panther comments. This really just drops the elections to new lows of negative campaigning. Does the McCain crowd really have to instill doubt about Obama to make themselves look good? Sweet zombie Jesus! Why don’t they talk about what they will do, instead of what Obama won’t? Bastards!
Beautiful, passionate words, Make do and Mend, well said. I’m going to listen to some Sister Wolf wisdom now and on my turf!
I listened to you this morning! It was so great to hear 🙂
Sadly, I’ll miss the debate tonight as I’m working 15+ hour days all week. I won’t even have time to catch any recaps until the weekend. Meanwhile, here’s some slanderous crap my dad sent me about Obama. I haven’t had time to look at the website, but just from the name I can tell it’s horrible. WHY do they need to do things like this?!?!?!?! GRRRRRR!
A lawsuit has been filed to disqualify Barack Hussein Obama as a candidate for President on the grounds that he is not a natural born American citizen, or at least he has failed/refused to submit proof of his citizenship.
To find out about the lawsuit that is now pending in U.S. District Court in Philadelphia, PA, go here: http://www.obamacrimes.com/
WHY SHOULD IT BE NECESSARY FOR ANYONE TO FILE SUIT IN FEDERAL COURT TO FORCE OBAMA TO PROVE HE IS QUALIFIED FOR OFFICE? IF HE HAD A VALID BIRTH CERTIFICATE (FROM HAWAII, WHERE HE CLAIMS HE WAS BORN) HE WOULD HAVE SUBMITTED IT LONG AGO. THE ONLY “BIRTH CERTIFICATE” HE HAS SUBMITTED THUS FAR IS A PHOTOSHOPPED FORGERY. SO HE IS NOW FIGHTING THE LAWSUIT TO DELAY A RESOLUTION UNTIL AFTER HE IS “ELECTED” AND HE WILL THEN ARGUE THAT THE MATTER IS MOOT AND NO LONGER SUBJECT TO QUESTION.
For a proud Harvard Law School graduate, Obama is showing a very low level of respect for our Constitution. And he says he is THE ONE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. What a pathetic joke!
Democrats hate Pres. Bush and the Republicans so much they would happily elect Frankenstein or Jack the Ripper as President, because that would represent CHANGE. The “logic” is nothing less than astonishing.
Get your Kool-Aid ready. You’ll be needing it.
(I’m so sorry I even had to post this, but you need to know what the other side is saying!)
FTR, that alleged “lack of respect for our Constitution” is laughable in light of Bush’s famous quote: “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face…It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”
I’m going to have to listen to that! Congratulations!
You were great Sister Wolf! What planet was the guy from who thought Sarah Palin “did well” in the debate?
Keep up the fight!
can’t wait to listen. and can’t stand where the campaigning is now going. The most horrible thing is to listen to Sarah Palin stump on how Obama is “different,” and “he just doesn’t want what we want.” Just say it Sarah, he’s black, so be scared, whitey!! Arggh, it’s going to be a really ugly month.
Well done, Sister Wolf! Now that Australia is eating out of your hand you can start rearing your head towards other countries. And don’t worry about the swearing. You can always fix that by swearing twice as much the next time around.
I’ll have to skip the live debate tonight as staying up until 5 am would ruin day tomorrow. I’m really hoping for Grandpa’s dementia to get more aggressive and for him to get a new and more exciting repeat-phrase than the “senator Obama doesn’t understand” one he used six times in the last debate. I’m crossing my fingers for something along the lines of “horseshit”, only more obscene and insulting.
As the Rolling Stone piece reminded us, Granpa knows how to curse, and there’s a lot of poison boiling in that little old man. Seeing him explode in a live debate would be a dream come true. Maybe Obama could pick him on his height or his yellow teeth. He wouldn’t have to bee too direct but he could hide his shots in made-up anecdotes like “I will never forget this short, old man I met in Arizona. He had yellow teeth and serious daddy-issues, and in the days of his youth he crashed a lot of planes. He had yellow teeth but he loved America…”
Could someone please get ‘The View’ cancelled, or blown up – have you been listening? I only end up hearing their ’round table debates’ on-line. Puke puke puke! Elizabeth Whatshername?? Makes me want to go live in the forest for the rest of my life.
Awesome interview SW….I’m so proud!!!! And you kept it PG too, that was the funniest part!
Am watching the debate right now and oh…..Grampa’s pronouncing “nuclear” correctly!! Shock!!!!!!!
Oh Sonja:
I saw clips of the view…that Elizabeth Hasselbank girl has long been the punching bag of the show….staunch republican and all that… does anyone remember her from some crap style show from years ago??
Dear Make Do and Mend,
PAP Smear would like to offer you a position in our Public Relations office. Since the disappearance of Patrick Hellrod, this office has been in disarray and has been in need of LEADERSHIP. Your chief tasks will be spreading the Smear into the four corners of the world, even to places that you couldn’t find on the map, like a lot of Americans can’t.
Our Chief Political Strategist, annemarie, would personally like to extend a warm welcome to you, since she is Irish too.
Yours,
PAP Smear HR
i just got that issue of RS and am planning to read that article right now, even though i pretty much knew everything it’s going to tell me. i.e. he isn’t the man for the job.
on a lighter note, look at this thing: http://i35.tinypic.com/dztob9.gif
and also on the lightest note of all! my son was born yesterday at 7:24pmEST weighing 6lbs 11oz, measuring 20in. perfectly healthy!
Heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m listening to and I’ve gotta say snaps to Michelle at the ABC because the East Coast mainstream media wouldn’t know a blog if it bite ’em in ass.
I’ll report back….
Brilliant…I’ve wondering about Joe 6 pack too
Skye -The Little Dude should be able to vote!
Mark -Thanks, Marky!
Make do -You are safe to type CUNTS here, since they are such cunts.
Danielle – Well not tonight, but I believe it will come.
Cybill – would you like a PAP Smear assignment?
Honeypants – Christ. But better to work than be looking at Grandpa flailing that arm around.
Enc – thanks!
Iheartfashion -He was a halfwit, wasn’t he??
Fashionherald – Exactly.
Juri – HAHA, if only!!!
Sonja – I’m proud of never having watched it. It sounds dreadful.
Bex – Thank you! I was so nervous about letting a Bad Word slip out….and I still don’t know why I said “godsmacked!!”
annemarie – Thank god you are such a pro.
Dewayne -HAHA, nice link! Kiss the baby from Auntie Wolf xo
Imelda Matt -Michelle is lovely! I don’t know anything about Joe 6 pack, but if Mrs. P represents him, he’s an idiot.
Annemaire as an ex PR girl I’m happy to take up the mantle. I’m figuring out how to get SW on air all over the world.
BTW I’m Welsh first and Irish second but hey that’s what makes me a pasionate, verbose, mad celt!
Sacre bleu! You don’t sound a thing like what I was expecting! Well congrats, it was a good interview!
Aja – Ha, sorry about my voice, it still surprises me sometimes,