Rumer Willis: Metaphor or Minger?


I can’t get enough of Rumor Willis. Is it just me? I like to look at her, but I can’t look for too long. I have to turn away, either because I’m a compassionate person or because I’m afraid of turning into a pillar of salt.

What is Rumor thinking as she poses on all these red carpets? She seeks attention, but why?

I like the lowcut dress. It’s a nice attempt to distract the eye.

Should we feel sorry for her or admire her for saying, “This is my face, world, deal with it!”

I believe that Rumor Willis is a metaphor or an allegory or a paradigm. She is a test of some kind, anyway, and I’m worried that I’ve failed it.

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3 Responses to Rumer Willis: Metaphor or Minger?

  1. Suebob says:

    Isn’t it Rumer, as in Rumer Godden?

    She has the oddest little face.

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    You’re probably right about the spelling, sorry, but did you really mean ‘little?’ !!?! It is a huge potato thing, when I look at it.

  3. Mark says:

    Is she trying to be an actress or a singer or something?

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