Which one of these two styles is the Scariest Boot Ever? I am stumped. You can purchase either style here.
Please help me decide: Is it the Dead Animal Surprise or the Heather Mills Divorcee? Your vote counts!
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Which one of these two styles is the Scariest Boot Ever? I am stumped. You can purchase either style here.
Please help me decide: Is it the Dead Animal Surprise or the Heather Mills Divorcee? Your vote counts!
The Road Kill Special may get you spattered with blood by PETA, but the first ones made me throw up a little.
I’m with Suebob. The Heather Mills are creepy, and bad at achieving the only possible functions they could possibly serve: deceiving the viewer, or being funny. On the other hand, the dead animal ones are probably good at achieving their potential functions: offending the viewer, and keeping your feet warm.
I discovered this blog yesterday morning and I haven’t stopped laughing since. I’ve read every post, several out loud to my husband, sent the link to friends – what a riot. I feel a bit like when I’ve rented the most recent season of an HBO series and watched every episode back to back and now I don’t know what to do with myself. I don’t want the party to be over.
holy fucking christ, i just realized that the first pair are BOOTS, TOO. oh, holy hell, where did you find them? they are the most hideous creation ever! they should only be worn by the creepy wife of a deranged taxidermist who keeps his long dead mother in the basement…