Tag Archives: tabloids

I Am Nonplussed, Motherfuckers.

Posted on September 22, 2016 by Sister Wolf

The Daily Mail online is the world’s most popular newspaper website, and yet they struggle to use English.  How can we help them understand that nonplussed does not mean nonchalant? This is apparently a common misunderstanding but I don’t know … Continue reading →

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The Real Truth About Tom and Katie

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Sister Wolf

I just had an exclusive interview with myself and here’s what I learned: Everything you read about Katie and Tom‘s divorce is coming directly to you out of someone’s ass! That’s right, and not long ago, it came from mine, … Continue reading →

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Stupidest New Website

Posted on March 29, 2011 by Sister Wolf

“Today marks the official launch of  TheFix.com, a new content site aimed at recovering drug and alcohol users.” I read that and imagined a nice scholarly-looking website filled with information and resources, like the sites about autism or migraines. Instead, it’s … Continue reading →

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Kate Hudson’s Butt

Posted on March 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Kate Hudson has pulled off a brilliant publicity stunt by pretending to be pregnant and then unveiling her body in a skimpy thong-style bikini. Her pristine white butt has appeared on every celebrity gossip site, photographed  from every possible angle. After … Continue reading →

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