Try Being This Hot

when you’re 56 and just finished a brutal workout.

Just a reminder to doubters.   xo

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42 Responses to Try Being This Hot

  1. WendyB says:

    Your friend is totally anorexic.

  2. Earthier says:

    Things that make you go hmm….

  3. Liz!! says:

    Well, this evangelical Christian is on board! Take that, haters!

    (You look like a white version of my Asian mother, so I’m biased. Hawt!)

  4. Ann says:

    I’d hit it.

  5. TheShoeGirl says:

    Jeeze. You ARE hot. <3
    And LOL @ Wendy B. So quick.



  6. I keep forgetting that you are just slightly older than me. You are gorgeous, fortunate, genuine and brilliant. How much of that kind of stuff is it possible to pack into such a diminutive package ? Crikey !!!!

  7. Aja says:

    Laughing at Wendy B, smiling because you’re lovely.

  8. annemarie says:

    face it, you’re a 32 C

  9. Bessie the Buddha cow says:

    Godammit, you’re all that and then some! Sending lots of love your way SW.

  10. sarah.p says:

    Yep, you actually ARE all that and a bag of potato chips.

  11. Eliza says:

    You’re not ugly, but it wouldn’t matter if you were. Don’t play into the petty slander of a certain [my Blogspot account automatically makes me a…] “writer.” Someone’s face has no bearing on their words, which I think I heard from Gerard Depardieu.

    P.S. Entirely by coincidence, do you know of her Urban Dictionary entry?

  12. Stella Mayfair says:

    <3 you, sister wolf!
    (fangirling and sycophanting away freely and unashamedly)

  13. dust says:

    We can try, but we may not succeed!
    No rest for the wicked!

  14. Dru says:

    Jeez, Sister, may I have some blood of bats/virgins/skeletons(whatever you take to stay looking that way) too, please?

  15. kate says:

    You look like a Queen Bee lady who lunches (thinness, gold jewelry, don’t-mess-with-me expression) who let down her tight topknot, ditched her nubby Chanel suit, and kicked off her kitten heels in favor of Keith Richards’ finest togs. It’s a good look.

  16. Faux Fuchsia says:

    Credit where Credit’s due Sister-you are Svelte.

  17. alittlelux says:

    you are magnificent.

  18. mutterhals says:

    Well, the skeleton looks pretty cute, and that thing behind you isn’t bad either. 56? I thought you were like 60. You laid all doubt to rest baby doll, you are downright sinister.

  19. mutterhals says:

    Hey Eliza, what do you do, other than clean out this hag’s colon on a daily basis?

  20. Rabid says:

    Mutterhals, get a life. Your little antics are pretty sad now. Don’t project on us because no one’s reading your ugly blog which looks like an angry 17 year old made it.

  21. Artful MJ says:

    Yo’ mama fight!

  22. Cricket9 says:

    I’m a bit older than you, Sister Wolf, and from one old hag to another – you look damn good, as I’m sure you know. Mutterhals, why do you keep coming back? Are you addicted, or something?

  23. Dru says:

    ^probably more like she/she/it ‘can’t quit’ SW, like that boy in Brokeback Mountain said….mutterhals honey, it’s ok. We understand, and don’t hold it against you when you are so obviously extremely young and immature (sweet made-up tales about a husband and stepdaughter notwithstanding).

  24. Eliza says:

    You’re sooo punk, mutterhals.

  25. Sister, I hope I am still as hot as you are at 56 when I get there. It’s right around the corner. Perhaps I should go work out with your skinny friend for continued inspiration.

  26. slimeylimey says:

    sister, you got it coming and going. Milf shacka boom

  27. Sister Wolf says:

    WendyB – Naw, the tank top is slimming, that’s all.

    Earthier – ?

    Liz! – Yay me! And your mom!


    TheSHoeGIrl – Yay me!

    Sardonique – Yay us!

    Aja – Yay me and WendyB!

    annemarie – HAhahahahahahahaha! It’s a big push-up bra and no C.

    Bessie – Yay me!

    sarah.p – Yay me and chips!

    Eliza – True! I’m just making it clear that Old Hag-type insults don’t mean shit to me. (that link was funny! and also sad. thanks)

    Stella Mayfair – Yay me!

    dust – Yay me!

    Dru – See me after class.

    Kate – I do have a thing for Keith. Yay me!

    FF – “svelte”, hahahaha. So are you!

    alittlelux – Ooooh, yay me!

    mutterhals – This is that last time I’m responding to you. I rule. You have no power here or anywhere else. You can’t even make me delete your comments. Stay or go, whatever you like. xo

    Cricket9 – Yay us!

    Dru – YES, it’s very Brokeback.

    Mistress Blaze – Yay me! Come and work out with us, my physical therapist has no mercy at all.

  28. theresa says:

    yeah. im 20 and i dont think im that hot. seriously. and the skeleton is a good touch.

  29. Cricket9 says:

    I had a look at Mutterhals blog. Well, he/she/it shaves, because his/her/it’s “twat resembles a holy grail or a solar eclipse”. Or maybe both – while these of us who don’t shave are “afraid of our bodies”. WTF?
    Mutterhals, you are nuts; that wouldn’t be too bad, but you are, sorry to break it to you, a boring and bad writer. You could figure it out from the number of comments your blog attracts, which is, more often than not, zero.
    Bye, Mutterhals…

  30. Vee says:

    I couldnt help but take a look at poor Mutter’s blog as well (ah, that perverse Thanatos instinct that pulls us toward awful things that might kill us). I think this is probably the most page views that sad thing has ever gotten! Her/His writing is quite awful and chock full of malapropisms and try-too-hard posturing. Not even worthy of a second more of your time, dear Sister Wolf. But you’ve already figured that out.

  31. You’re my idol Sister!

  32. hammie says:

    Wow -it was never in question but you really are all that.

    And that mutterhals is a real cunt. WTF resorting to “you are ugly” – she is boring. xx

  33. antonio says:

    Trying being this vain, when you’re 56 and you require copious amounts of approbation from anonymous people from the internet.

  34. Dru says:

    ^try being a troll, too, or maybe you could try being jealous of a 56-year-old who looks like the pic above? Oh wait, you already are trying out both.

  35. Sister Wolf says:

    antonio – I tried it, and I really liked it! Thanks!

    Dru – Thanks for watching out for me, antonio can kiss both our asses, xo

  36. eliraz says:

    new reader here and I love your site so far (GOOD GOD am I glad someone is finally calling out that vapid peter-pan-complex-and-mommy-dearest-too sea-of-superficial) but I’m kind of O.o at your ‘anorexics’ comment last post when you look pretty ana yourself..

  37. Sister Wolf says:

    eliraz – I’m just a slim White woman with small crappy bones that I keep breaking. No anorexia here.

  38. I’m totally jealous because my waist will never be that small!

  39. mutterhals says:

    HA! I’m a woman and I’m damn sexy. But you already knew that.

  40. Cricket9 says:

    or so you say, mutterhals, or so you say…

  41. Maria says:

    Mutterhals is an immature little twat. She was never married –she stated that she had a common law husband. He asked her to leave about a million times(her words exact). He fell in love with me and finally kicked her to the curb. She has been harrassing me ever since.

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