I haven’t been able to work since August, and now there is a pile of unpaid bills. This is not a “boo hoo, poor me” thing, it’s just a fact. As you know, I was formerly a highly paid tabloid journalist. Now I am screwed.
So! Here is the big push to raise funds. You can buy a fanatastic piece of Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection while at the same time aiding in a humanitarian effort. It’s like painting a chair for the Dying Children, ONLY BETTER.
Above and below is a beautiful Chanel handbag from Neiman Marcus in immaculate condition. Never worn, hoarded for no good reason.
All the usual shit included: bag, box, authenticity papers. Click on the photo to enlarge it.
Below, Chanel laquer bangle with rhinestones. It’s a wavy shape, rather than a plain circle. Perfect for any occasion, bla bla bla.
Next, and this breaks my heart, is a leather purse by the amazing Natalia Brilli. Softest leather with sculptured hand thingy. Big enough for lipstick and a credit card. Wonderful in every way.
If you wear a US 10 or a Euro 40, these Vivienne Westwood boots are both collectible and wearable if you can walk in heels. They have been in their original box under my bed since I bought them from Coggles.com.
Made in Italy, real leather, hidden platform, fierce, to die for, etc etc.
Remember my Vivienne Westwood horns-tiara? Want to own it? Just say the word.
And remember this Sharon Wauchob coat from Sharon Osbourne’s private sale? Size 4, never worn, duh, only hoarded. Heavy black cotton with lots of weird designer details.
Okay, so. If you’re interested in any of these things from the Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection , let me know. The bag = $600, bangle = $150, little purse = $125 SOLD, boots = $450, coat = $80. SOLD
DO NOT LEAVE COMMENTS unless you want me to kill you. “Nice stuff, I wish I had the money” would just embitter me further about my situation. Contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org or via my other email.
* Notice my walker in the first photo? I could have cropped it but no, that’s how awesome I am.