Hope is a thing with feathers*….and yet this new style by Jeffrey Campbell evokes a different concept. My first thought was of something throwing up on itself.
Adding a dash of perversity, they call this color “purple” when it doesn’t take a drag queen to know it is pink.
$209, but I’m warning you, it runs narrow.
here’s another JC shoe that I think you will appreciate too!
http://www.solestruck.com/jeffrey-campbell-shadow-stud-black-silver/index.html
Who would buy this????
gosh, the blue one looks like jellyfish.
lol, I just saw these!!!
I cant imagine any scenario where they would be the perfect shoe to wear.
At least they are cheap, compared to the other horrible ones we see!!!
I am nursing a loved one through morphine withdrawal. This made us both smile for the first time today. Thank you Sister.
so awful! and the ones that andrea pointed – hideous!! These ones are there as well, I can’t imagine a single women on this planet thinking they are awesome – the description claims that they have reached CRUSH status. (meaning they should be destroyed by crushing?)
http://www.solestruck.com/vintage-luxury-jones-5-size-6.5-cognac-perf-leather/index.html
Strictly for women carried around in palanquins, giant plastic eggs, etc. Also, no sweaty feet!
Andrea-
Limit three pairs per customer!
andrea – Yes, I noticed those. They’re like a lump of shit with spikes…and no one could walk in them. They are Jeffrey Campbell personified.
Desiree – Oh good, the shoes have earned their pitiful existence! xo
sonja – That “Luxury Jones” thing has got to be a joke. I just can’t accept that a real person would buy them.
These shoes remind of of a night long ago i would rather forget. During this night i ate a dinner of beets, and then drank my weight in whiskey. Unsurprisingly i threw up. Beets and whiskey vomit look a lot like those shoes.
Shit Putters, I just threw up beets the other night too!
All of the shoes in this post are repugnant and highly offensive
I would be hard pressed not to point and laugh if I saw somebody strutting about in any of the above.
I buy shoes maybe once a year, if that.
And if I find a pair I like, I buy them again in a different colour. Simples.
Well, have I got something you will enjoy:
http://www.karmaloop.com/product/212843?VendorCode=JEF&utm_source=mybuys&utm_medium=email_HTML&utm_campaign=week6&aff=mybuys
Voila! For the aspiring basketball player dater 🙂
Those. Are. Stilts. And probably go CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP whenever you try to walk anywhere.
sandra, we should buy ourselves a pair to show us the terrible result of whiskey and beets.
ah Patni you are funny! I don’tlike these shoes, I think they talk about a paradise bird in the description, not the same at all!
Irini,my god! those are awful!
That shoe looks like it’s sobbing.
“WHHAAH! i’m an ugly shoooe! WAAAAHHH!!!”