The skirt above, by Pearl Lowe for Peacocks is priced at $30.00
The skirt below, by Balmain, sells for $2,280.00
It’s worth spending $2,250 more for the Balmain because _________________________________.
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…because lobotomy is included!
Because you will see NO ONE else wearing it when you go to wal mart to pick up several bottles of oak leaf wine (2.99) to supplement the New Year’s Eve party you might have…
When someone comments on your goofy chambray tennis skirt you can say “Oh this old thing. It’s Balmain”.
You’ve stumped me, Sister. I can’t think about a single reason why.
dust – I think you’d need a pre-existing lobotomy.
Dj – Hahahahahahahaha
Bonnie – Hahahahahaahahahahahaha
Cricket9 – Oh please, you’re not even trying.
More people will want to blow cold milk up your ass in the Balmain.
… I am shitting money and have non brain at all.
Non brain. Is the new “no brain”
Obvs.
…because wearing no underwear is somehow classier in the Balmain.
Bonnie!
…because it’s obviously a “better” denim and cut and certainly a much classier blind Banglideshi/Chinese child who did the sewing, and people of class – i.e. “my kind of people” – will be able to tell instantly.