A Tough Choice

pearl lowe for peacocks 18 british pounds

The skirt above, by Pearl Lowe for Peacocks is priced at $30.00

The skirt below, by Balmain, sells for $2,280.00

balmain skirt $2280

It’s worth spending $2,250 more for the Balmain because _________________________________.


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11 Responses to A Tough Choice

  1. dust says:

    …because lobotomy is included!

  2. Dj says:

    Because you will see NO ONE else wearing it when you go to wal mart to pick up several bottles of oak leaf wine (2.99) to supplement the New Year’s Eve party you might have…

  3. Bonnie says:

    When someone comments on your goofy chambray tennis skirt you can say “Oh this old thing. It’s Balmain”.

  4. Cricket9 says:

    You’ve stumped me, Sister. I can’t think about a single reason why.

  5. Sister Wolf says:

    dust – I think you’d need a pre-existing lobotomy.

    Dj – Hahahahahahahaha

    Bonnie – Hahahahahaahahahahahaha

    Cricket9 – Oh please, you’re not even trying.

  6. Lynn says:

    More people will want to blow cold milk up your ass in the Balmain.

  7. Kellie says:

    … I am shitting money and have non brain at all.

  8. Kellie says:

    Non brain. Is the new “no brain”

  9. Suspended says:

    …because wearing no underwear is somehow classier in the Balmain.

  10. Marky says:


  11. Andra says:

    …because it’s obviously a “better” denim and cut and certainly a much classier blind Banglideshi/Chinese child who did the sewing, and people of class – i.e. “my kind of people” – will be able to tell instantly.

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