An Apology From Sister Wolf


I would like to apologize for the state of California, its idiotic voters and its supreme court, on this black day in our history.

I did my best to prevent the election of a stupid body builder as Governor of California, which to this day he still cannot pronounce. I protested with a big sign and everything.

Now we have an 11 % unemployment rate, and a budget deficit of 21 billion dollars, and gay couples can’t get married.

I’m really sorry.   I hope we can do better.


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13 Responses to An Apology From Sister Wolf

  1. rudy zarsov says:

    I really hate to stereotype, but

    “Only in America”

    Now look what you have made me do.

  2. Tell your gay friends to come get married in Massachusetts. We’re happy to have them!

  3. Deni says:

    Iheartfashion, can the unemployed come too?

    Sister Wolf, didn’t we learn our lessons about electing actors to public office after Ronald Reagan? Are we doomed to repeat this folly over and over like a Twilight Episode?

  4. Ann says:

    Your apology is heartfelt and sincere, even though this sad state of affairs isn’t your fault.

    My proud state of Florida is more than happy to follow California’s lead with a 9.7% unemployment rate, and although our deficit is “only” $2.3 billion, we can hold our heads up high with the knowledge that it increased by $150 million in a matter of weeks. Gay couples can’t marry here, either – 62.1% of people said so back in November and it hasn’t even been revisited since. Plus, our governor is a shade of orange that isn’t even in the crayon box and makes Jessica Simpson’s skin tone look positively Christina Ricci-like.

    I join you in your hatred of multiple things, especially blind ignorance.

  5. HelOnWheels says:

    SW, California is not alone in it’s idiocy, so don’t feel too bad. I’m confused by all of these people who appose gay marriage. Don’t they realize that it’s one of the fastest ways out of the recession???!!! Think of the HUGE number of weddings that will occur. All that spending; most states will be able to lower their deficits from the marriage license fees alone.

  6. Bob says:

    Arnold would crush your head like a pea if he heard you say that about him.

  7. john malpas says:

    If Arnold is stupid why has he more money than you?

  8. dewayne says:

    that is the single most ignorant question i have ever read. money is not a degree by which intelligence is judged.

    the ability to construct a proper sentence, however…

  9. Sister Wolf says:

    Rudy – I don’t know, that Italian PM is kind of a moron, isn’t he?

    Iheartfashion – Ok, but that’s still not good enough.

    Deni – No, no one learns anything, duh, look at Iraq.

    Ann – Oh god, Florida. I’m sorry!

    Bob – I used to lift weights a few feet from Arnold. He still doesn’t scare me.

    john – Hahaha!

    dewayne – Maybe john is foreign? john malpas, are you foreign?

  10. hammie says:

    Please don’t apologise. Those “There’s a Storm Coming” adverts were the funniest thing on Youtube in years!

    I mean, wasn’t Prop 8 about making Gay Partnerships legal – not compulsory?

    As for Arnie – I realise he is rich and a governor. But I’m pretty sure he has a peanut dick. Can anyone confirm this?

  11. Sister Wolf says:

    Hammie – YES! You can find full-frontal pix of him if you do a google search, and I believe that years of steroids are not helpful for the male appendage.

  12. Can we talk about individual’s constitutional rights??
    And yes, it’s sad for California to be behind Iowa on this one.

  13. Mark says:

    Full-frontal douchebag.

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