Another Goddess

Oooooh! She’s like a cross between Daria and Angelina. How can someone be so beautiful?!

Naty Chamanenko may not have a gap between her teeth, but I may have to dump Abby Lee for her.

Do you have a non-lesbitious crush on a gorgeous model? Or a lesbitious one?

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41 Responses to Another Goddess

  1. Robin says:

    Eniko Mihalik. Even though Terry Richardson LOVES her…..

  2. Queen Michelle says:

    I have had a long standing, non-lesbitious crush on Kiera Gormley. I don’t know any of the recent models and she might not even model any more, but she is just a raven haired beauty with a cracking bob.

  3. I’m strictly Lara Stone!

  4. XuXu says:

    dearest sister…

    don’t forget all the airbrushing
    and tons of makeup
    and perfect lighting…

    as a former model…
    this shit goes a long friggin way
    to making her that beautiful…

    but the bones?
    that’s all her.

    PS: my favorite model has always been
    Kristen McMenamy:


  5. Models are usually too young and thing for me to have a lesbitious crush, but I absolutely love Lara Stone and Eniko Mihalik. OK, well maybe I’d like to stick my tongue between Lara’s gap!

  6. Rebecca says:

    Freja Beha. I’d feel so dumpy next to her, but we’d be laughing so it’d be fine.

  7. dexter vandango says:

    I think she looks cold.. remote.. reptilian.. 2 Tuff 2 Smile.

    Give me Catherine Zeta Jones any day.. and not because of her movies. Whenever you see her being interviewed she’s funny as hell, earthy and a laugh that ought to be bottled and sold.

  8. Dru says:

    I had a huge massive model crush on Daul Kim (RIP)- not just for looking cool, but because she actually was, or sounded like she was.

    I also love Catherine McNeil (who is actually lesbitiuous). She has an amazing, amazing figure. Also Lara Stone (ditto on the figure, but isn’t lesbitious) and Tao Okamoto (since her haircut). And Sarah Stockbridge, by god she’s awesome.

    As you can see, Sister, I have a lot of model crushes.

  9. Rachel Williams! Remember her from the 1980s . . .?

  10. Miggs says:

    I love Erin O’Conner and Stella Tennant. Posh girls, before posh girls went all vulgar.

  11. the real andrea says:

    I used to love Daul Kim because of her quirky personality. I can’t believe that she is gone. I also like Kristen McMenamy because she is close in age to me and she still looks great, especially with the grey hair. And Karen Elson- actually I think she is my all around favorite because not only is she beautiful but she is immensely talented. Who knew that her voice was so amazing. (Google her first single “The Ghost Who Walks”- you will become a fan). My hair stylist does her hair and yes, she is that beautiful in person.

  12. the real andrea says:

    Oh, and non- lesbitious crushes, all. (Not that there’s anything wrong with lesbitious ones).

  13. Artful MJ says:

    Eh, she’s too perfect for me. Though I have a thing for the also too perfect Dita Von Teese.

  14. Artful MJ says:

    Though I might also like Dita because I admire her ability to look so perfect and wear those corsets – it might be sisterly admiration more than non-lesbitious lurve.

  15. Dru says:

    ^I’ll chip in and add, all my model crushes except Lara are non-lesbitious ones. It’s more like I want to be them/be their friend, than be with them.

  16. HelOnWheels says:

    I’ve always had a crush on Erin O’Connor, maybe because she makes being a member of the IBTC looks so hot and I’m grateful to her for that.

  17. Stella Mayfair says:

    i’ve always adored 70s wild child uschi obermayer, the most successful german model of that time. so much so that i payed a fortune for an autographed first edition of her biography. now i’m broke, but i don’t care. her ex keith richards wrote the preface, so it was really a bargain :-))

    also, i have a crush on kate moss.

  18. Stella Mayfair says:

    ^ uschi obermaier with an i. argh!

  19. TheShoeGirl says:

    For me…?
    It’s y-o-u sister 😉

  20. Bessie the Buddha cow says:

    I think you’re attracked to her because she has a masculine jaw line.

  21. Bessie the Buddha cow says:

    More so in the full front shot than the 3/4 profile one, and a tiny chin cleft thingie going on! However, that being said she is very appealing to the western world, bourgeoisie eye.

  22. erika says:

    The model Freja, she looks like a boy. I think she is awesome. other than that It’s all the same. I have a life crush on Iman, she is perfect and she is married to David Bowie. Can you imagine how perfect they are ???

  23. arline says:

    I liked Pauina Porizkova, and wanted to be her.

  24. I’d have to go with the frighteningly skinny Snejana or Freja. Or my old model crush, Nadege, who’s closer to my age.

  25. Dru says:

    One of my ex-model crushes c.2006 was Irina Lazareanu (who looked like a 3-inch taller version of Queen Michelle). But she did a Samson last year, i.e. cut her hair, and now the appeal is mostly lost. Oddly, Tao Okamoto’s haircut was whatever the exact opposite of a Samson is.

    Elise Crombez is another model I fucking love. It’s sad she doesn’t do much high-fashion work these days, though, which was what caused me to leave her off my initial list of loves.

  26. Max says:

    I think Dexter is on to something with “cold.. remote.. reptilian…” With the green nail polish, she might be an alien! Stephen Hawking will know.

    Claudia Lynx and Aishwarya Rai top many of the female beauty lists. Being a man, though, I can’t say I have a genuine lesbitious crush on anyone. As for living celebrities, I would need a time machine to stoke my crushes on Sophia Loren and Brigitte Bardot. With the possible exceptions of Charlize Theron and Angelina Jolie, I find all the (pale) facsimiles of the old school goddesses too annoying to merit crushes: Scarlett Johansson, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, Salma Hayek, Dita Von Teese, etc. Speaking of exes of Marilyn Manson members, the often-nude model Aria Giovanni is quite foxy. But then, she leaves nothing to the imagination.

    As for starving models, I can’t deny that Kate Moss is beautiful. Ditto Lara Stone, but before you tell me Lara Stone is not super skinny, please look here:

    OK, rather than ramble on, I will now ramble on like Robert Plant.

  27. Liz!! says:

    I have a crush on Inguna Butane and Olga Kurylenko….big time.

    I always remind my fiance that if we meet Olga, I’m going first. Mwahaha.

    I also like Doutzen Kroes. and Carolyn Murphy…mmm…

    Okay, I think that I officially have crushes on more women than men, and I’m straight. (Probably has to do with the fact that I need to KNOW a man to truly be attracted to him, but whatevs.)

  28. dexter vandango says:

    Is Heidi Klum unappreciated.. because she smiles? She’s funny, positive, healthy, has good taste in music and men..

  29. dexter vandango says:

    ..and if I can’t have Heidi I want Betty Page..

  30. kate says:

    Mariacarla Boscono forever!

  31. kate says:

    Oooh also Marisa Berenson–Schiaparelli’s granddaughter and somehow gorgeous! But I felt like I should have dropped that decade-long crush after seeing recently that Jane-o-Shoes took a shining to her on her porno blog. WHY WHY WHY.

  32. jemimah says:

    Wow – I’m not the only one with a HUGE lesbituous crush on Naty ChaBanenko (sorry to correct you SW, but I’m simply that devoted)! 😀 I think what I love most about her is her jawline – it’s perfection.

    Other favorites are Lara Stone, Mo Wandan, and Tao Okamoto.

  33. Aloix says:

    Hmm, I’ve never noticed Naty before. Not certain I will again, although models are just like that.
    I’m totally down with Lara S though. Also agree with whomever mentioned Kristen McNenamy.
    Right now though my slightly-obsessed-with is definitely Karmen Pedaru. And for a slightly unknown and a bit unmodely type almost like a real girl and thus that much more crushable, I choose Zippora Seven.
    Is it getting warm in here?

  34. TwistedLamb says:

    The journey of Naty Gann has begun.

  35. I always loved Kristen McMenamy, Erin O’Connor, and Nadja Auermann of the crazy long legs. And Tatjana Patitz!

  36. RedHeadFashionista says:

    I’m with Erika, I have a shameless, all-consuming crush on Freja Beha. We can look like weird boys together. Except she is beautiful.
    Plus Erin is a goddess.
    If I see Kate Moss doing ‘Orgasm Face’ on a billboard again I may scream.

  37. elli says:

    Daiane Conterato

  38. Becky says:

    I adore Sasha Pivovarova….

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