Author Archives: Sister Wolf

The Story of the Lesbian Stick

Posted on December 21, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Tonight, when I told my older son that I’d found a good Baby Jesus to steal, he reminded me of the Lesbian Stick. A long time ago, in a galaxy right next door, my neighbors moved away to live near … Continue reading →

Posted in Religion | 5 Comments

Starving Girl

Posted on December 20, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Here is Starving Girl, a model on the Shopbop website. Now that I’ve seen her in a swimsuit, I’m really worried about her. She looks kind of Iranian. Her parents probably came here in the 70s, to escape that crazy … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | 11 Comments

Stupid Husbands

Posted on December 14, 2006 by Sister Wolf

The subject of old TV shows came up while we were driving home from somewhere. I made some remark about how sitcoms always portray husbands as morons. My husband pointed out that in “I Love Lucy,” the very first sitcom, … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 14 Comments

Size Does Matter

Posted on December 13, 2006 by Sister Wolf

This  is a great handbag, perfect if you like to carry around your refrigerator. Or if you’re running away from home. You can get it here, for $948, but hurry, it’s a limited edition.

Posted in Fashion | 1 Comment

State Your Price

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Last night, I was talking about movies with my friend Mark. He mentioned a new romantic comedy with Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Jack Black and Kate Winslet. We agreed that it sounded really awful. I asked him if he’d see … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Celebrities | 3 Comments

Links, Godammit

Posted on December 10, 2006 by Sister Wolf

My People: Red Stapler Dr. Ratbite Larue Max Wolf Music Phyllis Willis-Barbour kottke.org My Obsessions: Intermix Le Train Bleu Net-A-Porter Shopbop The Death Penalty The Kircher Society Last Meals Arts & Letters Daily Language Log Celebrity Gossip Yoox Jargol Vivienne … Continue reading →

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A Terrible Story

Posted on December 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Last month in a Bronx apartment, a man slit the throat of his 12 year old son, who was autistic. The father, Jose Stable, went outside to set off a fire alarm and waited for the authorities. When they arrived, … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News | 2 Comments

Today’s Complaints

Posted on December 7, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I hate the Vibe Girl, and I can’t be the only one. Ugh! She is the model of choice on “Vibe,” a fashion website that sells all the usual brands. I can’t stand her big implants, which play a prominent … Continue reading →

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‘Tis the Season!

Posted on December 6, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Here is a gallery of photos sure to make you smile: little kids reacting to Santa with sheer terror. Once you start clicking on these pictures, they’re like salted peanuts! There’s even a photo with Santa crying, too! Why do … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Horrible Stuff | 1 Comment

Ikea or the Bible: Hobsons Choice?

Posted on December 4, 2006 by Sister Wolf

When you go to Ikea, there’s more to think about than funny Scandinavian names and meatballs. Did you know, for example, that the Ikea catalogue now rivals the Bible in terms of copies printed annually? The founder of Ikea, Ingvar … Continue reading →

Posted in Horrible Stuff, Religion | 2 Comments