Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Nightmare at Nordstrom

Posted on December 4, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Is your Yeti missing? You might want to look for its remains at Nordstrom, where I came upon this scene of carnage.

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Saudi Arabia and Conjoined Twins

Posted on December 3, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Did you know that Saudi Arabia maintains a website about conjoined twins? According to the website, King Al Saud’s benevolence has earned his country the status of The Kingdom of Humanity. The King apparently has a special interest in … Continue reading →

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Let’s Think About My Colon!

Posted on December 2, 2006 by Sister Wolf

My mom died from colon cancer, so I had to have a colonoscopy this week. I also had one soon after she died, and it wasn’t really that bad. The worst part was drinking some horrible, horrible liquid after fasting … Continue reading →

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Think “Dead Handbag” for that Special Someone!

Posted on December 1, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Check out this Dead Handbag I found, to wear with the Dead Animal Surprise Boots I  featured here recently. This bag is made of natural fox, and sells for $5,095 at  Vivre, a shopping site I love for its unaffordable luxury … Continue reading →

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Coolest Figure in Rock

Posted on November 25, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Beth Ditto, a self-described fat lesbian feminist from Arkansas, has just been  named by NME as the coolest person in Rock. She is the lead singer in a band called The Gossip, and her voice has been compared to Janis … Continue reading →

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Great Big Babies

Posted on November 25, 2006 by Sister Wolf

One of the very first websites I ever saw was a forum for men who wear diapers. This was a friend’s way of introducing me to the world of the internet. I forgot all about it until recently, when someone … Continue reading →

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I Am Thomas Pynchon!

Posted on November 23, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Yes, it’s me. Surprise!   I still value my privacy and I’m going right back into seclusion after I finish this announcement. I don’t mind getting text messages on occasion from J.D. Salinger, but even he can overdo the small talk. … Continue reading →

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Perfume The Movie

Posted on November 21, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   If you ‘ve read the novel “Perfume” by Patrick Suskind, you probably agree with me (and Stanley Kubrick) that the book is unfilmable. Period. If you’re a bunch of idiots at Dreamworks, evidently you think otherwise. I was almost … Continue reading →

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Scariest Boots Ever

Posted on November 15, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Which one of these  two styles is the Scariest Boot Ever? I am stumped. You can purchase  either style  here. Please help me decide: Is it the Dead Animal Surprise or the Heather Mills Divorcee? Your vote counts!

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It Isn’t What It Is

Posted on November 10, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   In answer to a reporter’s question about the election results, Tony Snow responded “It is what it is.” Jesus Christ, I hate that expression. It’s the fucking worst, is what it is. It has roughly the same informative value … Continue reading →

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