Author Archives: Sister Wolf

What a Great Day!

Posted on November 8, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Rummy’s out, K-Fed is toast, and I’ve got some cool new shoes. Sometimes, life gives you lemonade, know what I mean? Waking up to the news about Rumsfeld was like Christmas morning! Then, watching Bush tell reporters that this isn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, News | 6 Comments

Important Beauty Bulletin

Posted on November 6, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Ladies, the wait is over. We can finally dye the hair “down there” to match the hair on our heads. And by down there, I am sad to say I don’t mean Australia. Let me quote the woman who devised … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff | 7 Comments

I Love Katt Williams

Posted on November 3, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Katt Williams is a really funny stand-up comedian who uses the word nigger with such repetition and with so much emphasis that after watching his act, I felt kind of deprived. I want to say nigger too! Of all ethnic … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Words | 3 Comments

The Girls Next Door

Posted on October 31, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Tonight, my older son came over for dinner and before he left, he decided to check out a reality show called “The Girls Next Door.” I warned him that I saw it once, and it was really depressing. He insisted … Continue reading →

Posted in Horrible Stuff, Rants | 3 Comments

Cashmere

Posted on October 23, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I can’t remember how I first discovered Cashmere Shampoo, a product made by a company called The Laundress. I’ve gone through several bottles of it, though, because I love my cashmere sweaters and want them to last forever. People who … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | 8 Comments

Read Carefully

Posted on October 22, 2006 by Sister Wolf

This morning, a tiny news item in the Los Angeles Times caught my eye. “Congo hippies may face extinction,â€? I read to myself, thinking “wow, they still have hippies in the Congo?” But then I realized I had misread the … Continue reading →

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Death and Lipstick, Part I

Posted on October 16, 2006 by Sister Wolf

My obsessions tend to wax and wane, but for the last few years, two have remained constant: lipstick and death. First, I would like to dwell on lipstick. I only buy red lipstick, but the Red Era didn’t start until … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Fashion | 2 Comments

Unbridled Fatness

Posted on October 15, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Today, I had a cup of coffee in a mall, at a Starbucks just opposite a Red Robin Gourmet Burger restaurant. I have actually dined at that restaurant, after shopping myself into a near coma at Nordstrom. The thing I … Continue reading →

Posted in Horrible Stuff, Rants | 4 Comments

Madonna, Bete Noir

Posted on October 12, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Sometimes I think that Madonna was put here on earth to torment me personally. Just when I feel I couldn’t hate her more, she pulls me back in… Now, she has adopted a one year old boy from Malawi … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, News, Rants | 4 Comments

Shanice vs Caitlin

Posted on October 11, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Call me racist, but I love Black names. In my own defense, I love yuppie names too, like Hunter and Madison. But Black names give me a particular thrill, like the time I heard a mother in Ross for Less … Continue reading →

Posted in Words | 3 Comments