Author Archives: Sister Wolf

I Hate Ellen Barkin

Posted on October 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I never liked Ellen Barkin, and now I hate her. During her five year marriage to Ron Perelman, a loathsome arrogant billionaire, Ellen Barkin managed to acquire $20 million worth of jewelry. It will be auctioned off at Christies today, … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff | 5 Comments

The Chicken Car

Posted on October 7, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Whenever I pass this Chicken Car, it never fails to brighten my day. It’s usually parked on 11th Street in Santa Monica, and I don’t know who  owns it now, but it is one enviable Chicken Car, isn’t it?

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Shoot Sweaters, Not Iraqis!

Posted on September 29, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Here is a nice sweater by London designer Robert Cary Williams. Here is how it’s described: 100% merino wool fine black knit with classic v neck and real shotgun holes.   Available in sizes small and medium.   69 GBP   ($129) Yes, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | 2 Comments

Tears of Rage

Posted on September 28, 2006 by Sister Wolf

So I’m surfing around the internet, and I click on a link about some billionaire who married his daughter, but it’s not really sordid enough to capture my interest. From there, I click on a news story about an 81 … Continue reading →

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News | 3 Comments

Fall Fashion

Posted on September 25, 2006 by Sister Wolf

The magazines and designers have issued their collective Fashion Dictates for the Fall season. You still have time to climb aboard the Fashion Victim wagon if you haven’t done your shopping yet. Here are the top ten trends. 1. Leggings:   … Continue reading →

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Peel Here: If Only I Could.

Posted on September 23, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Why does it get harder and harder to open things? Is this considered Improved Technology? I am happy to report that it’s not just me getting feebler. Having struggled in the past to open a stupid bag of Dole salad … Continue reading →

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Dead at 27

Posted on September 18, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been planning to write about the “Dead at 27” phenomenon among rock-stars, hoping to come up with some insight into the significance of age 27. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, Kurt Cobain and Robert Johnson all … Continue reading →

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News | 2 Comments

Blue Thriftshop Lady

Posted on September 17, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I went to a thriftshop on Saturday and the first thing I saw was a wacky looking   lady wearing an amazing get-up, looking through a rack of shirts. My heart skipped a beat! I have a new cell phone, with … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | 2 Comments

Bush and Torture

Posted on September 15, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Listening to the news today about Bush’s attempt to bully the congress into accepting his pro-torture policy, I realized something: Bush is torturing me, and I want him to stop. Can we file a class-action suit against him for torturing … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Rants | 2 Comments

What’s Up With Japan?

Posted on September 11, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Without wishing to endorse racism, I have to admit that the Japanese psyche appears to be a little demented when it comes to sex. If bukake wasn’t enough, now I’ve learned about another popular Japanese practice called “chikan“. Chikan is … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff, Words | 2 Comments