Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Miracle of the Cream Stacking

Posted on September 11, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Last year, on Martin Luther King Day, I took my younger son out to brunch. While waiting for our food, I was seized with an urge to stack the little paper cream containers that came with my coffee. It was … Continue reading →

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Meat Love

Posted on September 6, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Jan Svankmajer is an artist and/or nutcase whose films include an obvious masterpiece called “Meat Love.â€? It is the story of two chunks of meat, who fall in love and come to a bad end. It was made in 1989, … Continue reading →

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Meet My Boots

Posted on September 5, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Due to popular demand, I present my twelve pairs of boots, featuring the newest acquisition from Las Vegas: Bronze leather knee-high boots by Prada, originally $895, purchased for $236. Check out those pull-things on the inside. So as not to … Continue reading →

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Las Vegas Report

Posted on September 4, 2006 by Sister Wolf

I love Las Vegas, and I don’t even gamble. I have never gambled, because I already know I’m a sore loser. Anyone who knows me well knows not to make a bet with me, since it’s impossible to make me … Continue reading →

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Cane Hill

Posted on August 26, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Once in a while, you stumble upon something online that almost justifies the time you waste there. This happened to me, tonight, when I discovered this photojournal about Cane Hill, an abandoned psychiatric hospital in South London. Built in … Continue reading →

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More Tom Cruise

Posted on August 23, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Didn’t it seem like we could be happy if Tom Cruise got punished for his ridiculous preaching about scientology and his fake girlfriend? It should have been a really nice moment, but no, now we have to wonder if Viacom … Continue reading →

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Obsolete

Posted on August 21, 2006 by Sister Wolf

If pretentiousness were a crime, and it is, a shop in my neighborhood called “Obsolete”? would be guilty with Special Circumstances. You really haven’t experienced the extreme limits of absurdity in art collecting until you visit Obsolete in person, but … Continue reading →

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The Ugliest Shoes in the World!

Posted on August 19, 2006 by Sister Wolf

There are really no words to do these shoes justice.  They’re just so horrible, beyond human conception. Why do these shoes exist, except to evince speechless horror? They even have a “genuine fur accent!” Click here for other views.

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Thank You, JonBenet

Posted on August 17, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Just when I’ve been complaining that what we all need is a nice OJ Simpson style news story, along comes John Mark Karr to claim he killed JonBenet Ransey! This is like pennies from heaven for me personally and for … Continue reading →

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The Horror of Kimora Lee Simmons

Posted on August 15, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Those of us with a perverse interest in awful women are inclined to agree that Kimora Lee Simmons is worth her weight in diamonds as an object of appalled fascination. Pound for pound, KLS is more trashy and bizarre … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, Horrible Stuff | 8 Comments