Bitches Ain’t Shit

Unexpectedly, the discussion of Triggergate has started up again, and who am I to ignore it? God bless Andrew Sullivan and others who just won’t let it go. Why should they, particularly when new photos are discovered, raising the same questions about Mrs. Palin’s strange secret pregnancy.

Also too, this journalist has compiled some pertinent information, including a link to a video interview where Mrs. P is supposed to be in the final month of her pregnancy and says, in the SAME SENTENCE, that she was able to hide the pregnancy because of her “tight abs” AND ALSO TOO that she wasn’t trying to hide it at all. It is classic Mrs. P, gibberish and lies in the same breath.

Again also too, I have questions about the photo above, showing Mrs. P at her baby shower, just 4 weeks after Trig’s birth.   May I ask, who wears a short skirt in the first month post-partum? Is it Mrs. P’s need to always call attention to her legs? Or is it……you know, the other reason.

Since it isn’t nice to focus only on the negative, and god knows I like to be nice, Mrs. P may be trying to redeem herself with her constituents in Alaska by unveiling a plan to invest an extra $5 million to support children’s health, including a proposed increase in a program for low-income children and pregnant women.

“Interestingly, last year Palin opposed an increase in the program despite the fact that the state had a large surplus because of high oil prices.”

I strongly suggest watching the video of her announcement of this initiative here, because the difference between having a billion dollars worth of make-up artists and stylists is strikingly evident. Mrs P looks like shit, in other words, and who wouldn’t with four kids and a diet of moose, in a horrible freezing climate and a private sunbed to bake one’s face?

The Botox has worn off, and also too the Restylane.

Speaking of ageism, my pesky Russian nemesis has said this about me in a comment thread at another blog:

“No, what’s sad is a 55yo bulimic woman with no profession, no wit, no smarts, no morals but burdened with delusions of grandeur (what passes for grandeur in her tiny brain). Who calls herself [alternatively] a commie, a lesbian, a negress (even put it in email address), or a Devil – while in reality she’s just a grimacing macaque. A yapping chihuahua.

shooo! ”

Why oh why the chihuahua?! I just can’t see it. Why not a Sheltie or Labrador?!

In any case, please refrain from going to her “Salon”, as the increase in traffic makes her gloat. Nyet on the gloating, since the goal is to spoil her fun, if not something a little more, ahem, diabolical.

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24 Responses to Bitches Ain’t Shit

  1. OMGGMAB says:

    FINALLY! Conversation about a topic I simply cannot let go. With the “impending” birth of Bristol’s baby, I have been speculating about the likely announcement or lack there of. I believe we will here that she has given up the little tyke for adoption. So convenient, because with the usual closed records surrounding adoptions, we will never know if it is true or not. In essence, we will never know if she ever had a baby or not.

    Just like we still don’t know the identity of Trig’s birth mother. Certainly not Sarah Palin, although she may call herself his mother, she did not exude that child from her body. Didn’t believe it then and don’t believe it now.

    If Trig is Bristol’s boy, she simply demands to ask his return to her tutelage, and tell her mother to stop using him for photo-ops. (Has anyone else noticed that the child has the same outfit on in most of his pics? Kahki overalls with a striped shirt. Perhaps it was easier to buy it in every size from newborn to 24 months. That way more time could be devoted to choosing grandma Sarah’s accessories.)

    I want the truth about Trig and his possible sibling and I want it now! Someone up in Alaska has got to talk. What about Levi? Now that the shot gun has been put on safety, can’t someone offer that high school drop out enough to get his mug on the Enquirer for a day and a half? We are enquiring people and we want to KNOW!

  2. littlelux says:

    oh wow. you’re stealing all her friends! all two? and you know… who knew she was so foul? looks like someone is getting a little hissy huh? what a temper tantrum.

  3. Sister Wolf says:

    OMGGMAB – I can’t wait for Bristol’s baby or pillow or whatever.

    littlelux – YES! Now she’s called me a ‘piece of shit!’ Very exciting.

  4. cybill says:

    I actually watched that Palin video, such is your influence Sister Wolf (I didn’t turn the sound on though) and the bitch didn’t wink once! Whats with that, perhaps the wink was actually a side effect of the Botox?

  5. Danielle says:

    Ughh…Palin looks like Trashy Trash deLuxe in that vid. And I can’t wait until Bristol “miscarries” or something equally tragic happens. When’s she due, anyway?

  6. HelOnWheels says:

    LMAO!!! I’m loving how much you pissed off the crazy Russian! She’s foaming at the mouth. Ooooh, poor thing, she’s been insulted; I love it when the nutjobs start screaming and ranting when somebody uses their own tactics against them. I think she has some major psycholigical issues. However, I wouldn’t suggest that she get help because reading her insane rants is just too much fun.

  7. hammie says:

    Sis, I actually am getting to like her accent. Is there something wrong with me? It’s like a female yogi bear. But what does “..kay” mean?

    And how much are am I loving that sleeveless fishing vest that the fellow on the right is wearing when he suddenly decides he shouldnt be in that chair.

    But yes, she looks tired and wan.

    As for your nemesis; ignore her and she will shrivel and die in the absence of the oxygen of publicity.
    xx

  8. Why does she insist on showing off the gams?!?

  9. I love how hot and bothered the Crazy Russian Lady has become.
    Why is she so insane?

  10. Juri says:

    I didn’t go to the Nemesis’ Salon because I no longer need haircuts, polishing my nails or other happy endings. I just remembered I spent five weeks in Russia in the 90s and I seem to have managed to store the joys of that trip in my system like a camel. Ten years and counting…

    Plus, you look good and people enjoy reading and commenting your blogs. That’s something she can never boast of. No amount of chihuahua talk will change that.

    As to the misunderstood visionary from the great state of Alaska, I predict this: as soon as the DNA results are out, or Bristol confesses she is Trigg’s mother, Palin dismisses her earlier claims to motherhood as her “lame attempt for a joke”. Her last year’s opposition to the funding increase will be laughed off on the same joke.

  11. arline says:

    I tried to watch the video, but her voice makes me sick.

    I can’t look at her either.

  12. oh, crazy russian lady’s dog metaphors are way off.

  13. Sister Wolf says:

    Cybill -She looked to tired to wink. Clever of you to keep the sound off!

    Danielle -Bristol was due around RIGHT NOW.

    HelOnWheels -Yes, I sense the foam! I may need some Russian insults…

    Hammie -Hahahhaha!

    SusieB -You tell me!! Maybe legs cause a big fuss in Alaska?

    Juri -ALso too, can we say that I am a hottie, whereas the Russian lady, nyet?

    Arline -I’m sorry. I know it’s sickening.

    fashion herald -Thank god. Good. I’m now thinking Collie.

  14. David Duff says:

    Why do you always attack the women I love? First, Mrs. Palin who is, without doubt, destined to become Americas first lady president, is a paragon of virtue and beauty. And now my ‘Russian lady’! Alright, she’s a bit fierce, a bit fast to re-act, has an exceedingly sharp set of teeth if you upset her, but then, you have to remember she’s not only American but also Russian and also Jewish, an explosive mixture, in fact, now I think about it she’s rather like . . . oh dear!

  15. PatrickH says:

    Sigh. I’m sorry about the foulness directed your way by that thing. I’ve contributed to it, I suspect (she seems to have lumped us together as “snakes”–let her lump! You know how I long to get close to you, mia lupa bellissima), and she’s now going madmadmad all over poor Donald P, the soul of reasonableness.

    Anyway…I’ve given up poking the thing…it ends up insulting people I like and respect (you, who can handle it, and now, poor Donald, who must cringe at what’s blowing up in his face over at 2Bs). I’ve now sworn off an activity that no longer gives me pleasure at all…to witness the online self-immolation of an obviously majorly fucked up soul is actually kind of sick-making.

    Still, it serves her right when she tried to target you. What a fool she is! Shouting Thomas was a target too, but he’s just oblivous. But she ticked you off, and now her psychically rewarding Internet-nasty thing is disappearing right before her eyes. How she rages! How she lets her spittle fly!

    In vain.

    As I say, I’m sorry you were even exposed to that…that…thing. You’ll be fine I know, but I must admit I’m a little bit older and a little bit more tired for having been exposed to the gunk in that irredeemable Grinch’s soul.

    The spirit of Christmas is never going to dawn on that one. She’s going to wake up before long and find herself with the strength of:

    Two Grinches…minus ten!

    As I say, you’ll be fine. Me…I’m just tired.

    As always, your admiring gentleman stalker,
    Patrick

  16. HelOnWheels says:

    “…she’s not only American but also Russian and also Jewish, an explosive mixture”

    Really, Duff? What the heck do you know about it?

  17. Juri says:

    SW – Yes we can, and we can also too make a sequel to Paris Hilton’s underrated cinematic masterpice, “Hottie and a Nottie”. We’ll call it “Hottie and a Njetie” (or: …”Nichivotie”)

  18. Collie’s good, but I’m thinking a little more regal tough. Like irish wolfhound. I’d say russian wolfhound but, you know…hey, I’ll say borzoi instead.

  19. Sister Wolf says:

    David -Nyet. Remember, I am ‘severe mais juste.’

    Patrick -We miss you so much. xoxoxoxoxo

    HelOnWheels -It’s just his fantasy that certain ethnicities are alike or something.

    Juri -Hahahahhaha!

    fashion herald -Well, now she says I’m a ‘pig.’ So which is it?? Maybe a pug? She is so confusing. I actually love pigs, though!

  20. HelOnWheels says:

    I really loathe the prospect of the Crazy Russian being from my hometown in Ukraine and currently living in the same American city as I. If that’s the case, I fear that she may be familiar to my family. The thought alone is repugnant to me.

  21. Todd says:

    You guys are losers. All of you seriously need to get a life. Hoping a young lady miscarries shows what scum of the earth you all really are.. wow.

  22. Sister Wolf says:

    Todd – What the hell are you talking about?? (bTW, yes, we are losers)

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