Can I Win a Pop of Pastel?

Yes, I have entered another contest at Refinery 29.   All I have to do is come up with the best outfit for an outdoor party.   Simple, right? Outdoor parties are my fucking life!

The prize is a bottle of the “ultimate pink” nail polish by Deborah Lippman.

Look how that bitch above me has to “throw on” her shoes right after I said I’d “throw on” my Wangs.   What a copycat!

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21 Responses to Can I Win a Pop of Pastel?

  1. Angelica says:

    I’d go naked. Think I should submit that?

  2. WendyB says:

    Thank God you used “effortless.”

  3. Sister Wolf says:

    Angelica – Someone already did. Could you go naked but with Jizz nail polish?

  4. Sister Wolf says:

    WendyB – Ha, I’m not a fucking idiot!

  5. Since I’d like actually like to see you win one of those goofy contests, why don’t you enter mine just for the fun of it. Are you into watches? You are today! Check it out SW but leave your cutoff Levis at the door.

  6. rebecca says:

    Hmm. I think the correct nomenclature is “Alex Wang”, but I’d have to double check that.

  7. E says:

    Love the Faberge egg suggestion, where would I “curate” one?

  8. Angelica says:

    SW: It is done.

  9. Ann says:

    “No sweat stains?” Someone wrote that in her entry? And someone else still typo’d “birght” instead of “bright?” Yet you keep not winning?

    Fuck those people. Really. Truly. Fuck those people.

  10. Aja says:

    Keep trying, SW. And one day they might just give you the prize to get you off their backs 🙂 Persistence!

  11. Nati Hell says:

    Damn… and I’m so in need of some “ultimate pink” nailpolish… I have regular pink and very pink and truly truly pink, but no ultimate pink 🙁

  12. Mary says:

    Fucking hilarious! Faberge egg on a chain! You rule, you so should win. I hate that refinery site. I loathe the manner in which they write.

  13. Stella Mayfair says:

    i’ll quote the man repeller on this:
    it’s the wang that will repel all other wangs
    hehe. wang it for the win!

  14. BethUK says:

    There apears to be a popularity based voting system….. (sorry if this is obvious but I’m new to refinery29 and not ashamed to say it).

    If everyone who reads this post votes for your outfit (so hot by the way!) maybe we can bag you a free nail varnish…?

  15. When I got to the thrifted Faberge egg I had complete hysterics, brilliant!

  16. Cricket9 says:

    You absolutely should win for the “thrifted Faberge egg”. I would go and try to thrift (“snag”?) one somewhere, but it’s too bloody hot. I have a portable AC unit in a locker. The locker is, well, locked with a $3.99 numerical lock. I can’t remember the combination!!! Any psychics out there? I would heartily laugh at myself, but it’s too bloody hot and I feel more like crying…

  17. Mark says:

    You’re hilarious. YOU BETTER WIN!

    It was 103 in New York yesterday. The whole East Coast is miserable–except for me; I read your post.

  18. There’s going to be a big run on Faberge eggs in the thrift stores now. And bless you for throwing in a Rad Hourani reference, you are so way on-trend.

  19. sue says:

    sister wolf, your son must be so proud of you too!! A 50ish year old woman that sits around on her ass blogging about her own miserable life, belittling teenage bloggers, and entering silly contests. You’re awesome!!

  20. Sister Wolf says:

    sue – What would you like me to blog about? Your miserable life?

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