Boo Hoo for Lindsay Lohan

Why can’t I feel bad for poor Lindsay?

I think it’s the duck lips. They just make me mad. Who asked her to get these lips? She messed up her face out of sheer greed! She had nice lips, but were they enough for her? No.

If a jail sentence prevents her from starring in a movie about poor Linda Lovelace, so be it. Maybe she can even get sober.

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24 Responses to Boo Hoo for Lindsay Lohan

  1. Catharina says:

    I think I can’t take her serious is because a) she says “you know?” every single fucking sentence, or b) she’s an actor – for all we know, she could just be acting or c) because of her stupid duck lips (thanks for finally identifying the animal she looked like – I’ve been wondering for ages!).

  2. urbain says:

    Love the ironic commercials ads by Google below the video (don’t remove it): ‘hostels in Vancouver, dorm beds at 17$’, ‘Vancouver island fishing’, she probably can do some flirty fishing in jail dorm. 90 days, Marsha you’re a bitch, look at your dominatrix haircut! Linda, come to stay in France, nobody will never see you crying in Court, tv cameras are not allowed.

  3. hmmm i don’t feel bad at all. She needs it. She’s a spoiled kid who doesn’t seem to care at all.

    When she cried, oh my, bad acting.

  4. Ann says:

    The crying was a nice touch. I’m sure she was in disbelief, she didn’t think she’d actually get sentenced to any time. My wish is that once locked up, people would just forget her and let her fade into obliviousness. I know it’s too much to wish for.

  5. helen says:

    What a fucking joke. Since when did you get to choose the start date of your jail sentence then? Ooh sorry your Honour, but I got to get my sausage gob plumped up before I go to the can. Oh to be semi famous.

  6. Aja says:

    I think a lot of people aren’t feeling much pity for Lohan. I think it will make her tougher if anything. And yes, maybe she will get sober and that needs to happen before she harms herself or anyone else.

  7. Witch Moma says:

    Important to remember that celeb media hounds like “Linds” just need to be in the news – it really isn’t important why. So this will all be monitored by the cameras/ET, then she’ll write a book and do more movies. Sobriety is 10th on the list.

  8. arline says:

    That is pitiful.

  9. IndiaFrancis says:

    Where was her fucking mother? All I saw was the 14 year old sister there for support and the Dad trying to ring out a little fame attention action for him. Why do I think she will be out in 2 days………..

  10. Joy D. says:

    I mean…it is only 90 days. None of this story makes sense. She is in desperate need of help and people still want to just teach her a lesson? Come on!

  11. Mark says:

    Her parents should be jailed indefinitely.

  12. Natasha says:

    I love her lawyers face when she starts crying, you can just see think thinking “For gods sake, grow up!”

  13. helen says:

    I just heard on UK radio that happily she may only have to serve 22 days due to overcrowding of prison accomodation – presumably all those inmates will have to serve their full sentences though. Let one of them out so Sausage gob can get her turn.

  14. helen says:

    I bet she could learn to spell accommodation in Prison Ed’ though

  15. carmencatalina says:

    I am sorry she is an addict (booze, whatever), but she is going to jail for DUI and related offenses. If she was some random poor, non-celebrity kid with that kind of record, she would do time. And so she should.

  16. Bevitron says:

    I’ve not kept up with Lindsay Lohan, have never seen her on TV or in a movie or anything, so all I know is what I just saw in the video and what other commenters have said. It looks like she definitely needs some serious help, and although I feel like she should serve every day of that sentence for endangering others with her DUIs, etc., 90 days in stir probably isn’t going to help one iota & most likely will aggravate her spoiled-brattedness & various issues. Make her an even more effective punk, kind of thing. I do wonder if the ba-hoo-hoo wasn’t a huge act.

  17. What the hell is up with perfectly good-looking girls in their 20’s getting work done?? Has this phenomena been predicted in the Revelations and soon the world is going to explode?

  18. Mary says:

    WTF is up with the USA? Why is a messed-up girl in her 20s put in fucking jail for fuck’s sake? Your prisons are the most overcrowded in the world because people are chucked in for relatively minor stuff. Did Lilo kill someone, did she deal copious amounts of drugs? Does not this wretched person need help of a different kind?
    Hey whatevs…..

  19. Nati Hell says:

    I’ve read some parts of that movie script… it’s… weird. Specially the part they encourage her to have sex with a dog. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to watch Lindsay Lohan having sex with dogs.

  20. annemarie says:

    I do feel sorry for her, but not because she’s going to jail, which is probably the best thing for her (though it did a fuck of a lot of good for Paris Hilton), but because she’s so pathetically immature. That display in the courtroom was pitiful. She probably wasn’t born with a lot of smarts, but having a douchebag of a father and being surrounded by yes-men since she was a child clearly did not help. She sounds like a little kid talking to the judge. It’s very, very sad. I took no pleasure in watching that.

  21. Mary says:

    How on earth is jail the best place for Lilo? She needs more specific help for her many problems and substance abuse. I think it is horrid and get absolutely no pleasure in seeing this kind of thing happen. OK she is a fuckwit, but jail? Ah no, I don’t think so.

  22. o ki do ki says:

    c’mon judge
    what about the morroccan children? what will they do without lindsay?

  23. TheBadKate says:

    Cries in court, the better to show off this:
    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/lohan-drops-silent-f-bomb-on-court/article1631570/

    Poor little twit.

  24. maya says:

    @Mary
    Well its true that shipping her off to jail won’t really solve much besides giving her delusional head a dose of reality, but apparently she is required to do a 90 day inpatient rehab program after her jail time. She already went to voluntary rehab as well as alcohol education classes, but her failure to complete the judges requirements is whats landed her in the pokey.

    Hah, her lawyers face just looks like “oh my god I can’t wait until I don’t have to deal with this loony bitch anymore.”

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