Category Archives: Celebrities

Summer Film Reviews

Posted on July 2, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I haven’t seen these new movies but I’m ready to offer these reviews anyway. Let’s start with Transformers. This is a big, ear-splittingly loud movie that’s sure to please your kids and your adulthood-phobic friends. Great special effects and huge … Continue reading →

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Mick Jagger’s Giant Girlfriend

Posted on June 22, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Just making sure that everyone has seen Mick out with his girlfriend, L’wren Scott, a model-turned-fashion designer whose specialty is body-hugging dresses favored by Botox  casualty Ellen Barkin and the very very heterosexual Nicole Kidman. Ms. Scott is 6′ 3″ tall, … Continue reading →

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The Real Tragedy of Paris Hilton

Posted on June 8, 2007 by Sister Wolf

This is the best reason to mourn how low we’ve sunk. Photographer Nick Ut took the famous picture of the little girl fleeing a napalm attack 35 years ago. Today, he took the photo of Paris Hilton crying in the … Continue reading →

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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Exegesis

Posted on June 4, 2007 by Sister Wolf

If you missed the MTV Movie Awards because you had to watch The Sopranos, here are the main points. Johnny Depp! Johnny was adorable, beyond yummy, despite his funny grunge outfit and that praying-hands thing he does. He is the … Continue reading →

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To Buy Or Not To Buy (Shoes)

Posted on May 28, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes in life, one is called upon to make a decision that tests one’s character. And sometimes, you can’t really say how you’d act in a given situation until you’re there. This happened recently to my best friend, who I’ll … Continue reading →

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Celebrity Trifecta!

Posted on May 27, 2007 by Sister Wolf

It’s been a great week in Celebrity Land! Brad was photographed with his hand on Angie’s ass, cokewhore Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI, and that awful Rosie O’Donnell  left The View. It feels good, doesnt it?

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“What Kind Of Fuckery Is This?”*

Posted on May 23, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Poor Kurt Cobain is selling Doc Martens. I mean, Courtney Love is selling poor Kurt Cobain. Didn’t he die wearing Converse hightops? Maybe she can make a deal with them, too. Rock on. * Amy Winehouse

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More Hair With Phil Spector!

Posted on May 10, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Lala Brooks spoke about Phil on Court TV today. She was the lead singer of the Chrystals. Not only a great singer, but what a fantastic fro!

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Phil Spector: A Hairdo Extravaganza!

Posted on April 24, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The Phil Spector murder trial begins tomorrow, and not a moment too soon! I’m not happy with his new pageboy ‘do. but I’m looking for a variety of hairstyles as the trial progresses. Rumors are out that Keith Richard and … Continue reading →

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The Eloquence of Snoop Dogg

Posted on April 16, 2007 by Sister Wolf

   I like what Snoop Dogg had to say about the Imus thing. Try reading Snoop’s words aloud, to see how Shakespearean they sound! “It’s a completely different scenario,” said Snoop, barking over the phone from a hotel room in … Continue reading →

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