Category Archives: Fashion

What a Great Day!

Rummy’s out, K-Fed is toast, and I’ve got some cool new shoes. Sometimes, life gives you lemonade, know what I mean? Waking up to the news about Rumsfeld was like Christmas morning! Then, watching Bush tell reporters that this isn’t … Continue reading

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Important Beauty Bulletin

Ladies, the wait is over. We can finally dye the hair “down there” to match the hair on our heads. And by down there, I am sad to say I don’t mean Australia. Let me quote the woman who devised … Continue reading

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Cashmere

I can’t remember how I first discovered Cashmere Shampoo, a product made by a company called The Laundress. I’ve gone through several bottles of it, though, because I love my cashmere sweaters and want them to last forever. People who … Continue reading

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Death and Lipstick, Part I

My obsessions tend to wax and wane, but for the last few years, two have remained constant: lipstick and death. First, I would like to dwell on lipstick. I only buy red lipstick, but the Red Era didn’t start until … Continue reading

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Shoot Sweaters, Not Iraqis!

Here is a nice sweater by London designer Robert Cary Williams. Here is how it’s described: 100% merino wool fine black knit with classic v neck and real shotgun holes.   Available in sizes small and medium.   69 GBP   ($129) Yes, … Continue reading

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Fall Fashion

The magazines and designers have issued their collective Fashion Dictates for the Fall season. You still have time to climb aboard the Fashion Victim wagon if you haven’t done your shopping yet. Here are the top ten trends. 1. Leggings:   … Continue reading

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Blue Thriftshop Lady

I went to a thriftshop on Saturday and the first thing I saw was a wacky looking   lady wearing an amazing get-up, looking through a rack of shirts. My heart skipped a beat! I have a new cell phone, with … Continue reading

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Meet My Boots

Due to popular demand, I present my twelve pairs of boots, featuring the newest acquisition from Las Vegas: Bronze leather knee-high boots by Prada, originally $895, purchased for $236. Check out those pull-things on the inside. So as not to … Continue reading

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Las Vegas Report

I love Las Vegas, and I don’t even gamble. I have never gambled, because I already know I’m a sore loser. Anyone who knows me well knows not to make a bet with me, since it’s impossible to make me … Continue reading

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The Ugliest Shoes in the World!

There are really no words to do these shoes justice.  They’re just so horrible, beyond human conception. Why do these shoes exist, except to evince speechless horror? They even have a “genuine fur accent!” Click here for other views.

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