Celebrity Meltdowns


Nothing could have distracted me from the Anna Nicole Smith drama except this frightening picture of Britney Spears,  revealing a woman in the throes of a nervous breakdown. I can’t watch, but I can’t look away.

If Taxi Driver is anything to go by, Britney is on the verge of a murderous rampage. I’m very worried, and I need this to be resolved so I can get back to Anna.

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2 Responses to Celebrity Meltdowns

  1. Mark Poirier says:

    She should wear all that yummy “Taxi Driver”-inspired stuff that Junya Watanabe did this season–though, she’s probably too fat to fit into it, despite the fact that it’s made for men.

    She’s so rancid. I think her babies (baby?) should be taken away from her and given to two nice gay men who live in Harlem, one of them a writer, the other an American literature professor.

  2. Suebob says:

    I told Mr Stapler that it was because she wanted the carpet and drapes to match. All hairless, all the time. Yeeps.

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