Chloe Sevigny Advisory!

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QUICK!   DROP EVERTHING!

Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you’re told and buy these damn shoes if you know what’s good for you.

$625, but too bad, you know you need them or you’ll be hopelessly fucked and un-Chloed and a total fucking loser. Seven buckles! They laugh   in the face of your Surface 2 Air shoes.

Don’t ever say you weren’t warned.

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10 Responses to Chloe Sevigny Advisory!

  1. No returns or exchanges?
    No thanks.

  2. arline says:

    I am not a fan of Chloe Sevigny or her style. I don’t get it one bit.

    I agree with Iheartfashion> NO THANKS!

  3. darby says:

    dude….625? that’s rent. fuck that noise.

  4. annemarie says:

    WOW! That’s pretty cheeky. I thought she would have be way too cool to completely rip-off somebody else’s design. I wonder will she be chided for this? If I was cool enough to have any say about it, I would definitely take her name off a few guest lists. It’s bloody theft is what it is!

  5. Ann says:

    What a fucking cunt â„¢!

  6. crocodilian says:

    Chloe “I-wear-crazy-ass-shoes-to-keep-people-from-noticing-my-face” Sevigny… she strikes again!

  7. Mark says:

    What a fucking cunt â„¢!

  8. god she has great legs.

  9. Aja says:

    I second Darby and Fashion Herald. I’m sure my legs would look straight up stubby in those things.

  10. ddt says:

    Great shoes…..do they come with brown bunny knee pads too?

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