Chris Christie: What a Fucking Cunt!™

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You know, I actually have mixed feelings about Chris Christie. On the one hand, he is a total cunt and a shameless lying pig who needs to go to jail. On the other hand, the daily tidbits about his various lapses of decency and ethics provide a welcome relief from the tragedy of Philip Seymour Hoffman.

I can’t handle the sadness. I can’t dwell on the horror and the loss. I need Chris Christie more than ever, and he is stepping up. He has come to the rescue with his idiotic critique of his own appointee’s high-school record, therein behaving like the vindictive middle school bully that we all suspected was the real Chris Christie.

What a fucking piece of shit this guy is. Funneling Hurricane Sandy money to political allies and rebuffing calls for oversight of this money is even more egregious than the bridge fiasco. Mishandling this money while Sandy victims wait in vain for someone to answer their questions ought to qualify Mr. Christie for a nice long jail term.

The thought of this cunt getting away with his arrogant abuse of power is too much to bear. But I’m grateful for his continuing malfeasance. The mere sight of him incites my wrath and indignation.  It’s the best, most reliable antidote to sorrow. May it never lose its power to distract us.

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7 Responses to Chris Christie: What a Fucking Cunt!™

  1. Dj says:

    So agree, what a pig.

  2. Bonnie says:

    As a resident of NJ I agree 100%. He is a cunt and an embarrassment to the entire state. He needs to apologize sincerely and then step down. His defensiveness and fingerpointing only serve to highlight what a creep he is. I hate to say it but I am happy this happened. I got tired of watching everyone fall for his outspoken average joe act. In case you haven’t guessed I didn’t vote for him!

  3. D.R. says:

    Forget Christie…he hasn’t shit to do with shit. Google “Dr. Keith Ablow Hoffman”….my exact sentiments. And before you harangue me with accusations, just know that I’m taking care of my gks because their drug-addicted parents won’t. Was I a perfect mother….no…but I never deliberately hurt my child…I taught him right from wrong…and I’ve been watching him kill himself for over 25 yrs. We’ve spent thousands of dollars trying to save his selfish ass. I see his children suffer and I see them worry about him. He should be worrying about them…but all he worries about is his next damn fix. Hoffman was an amazing actor…my favorite…and all I feel is anger….anger…anger…..I wish I could feel another emotion for my only son….all I feel is anger, resentment….I just wish I could feel love. I do love him, I just wish I could feel it again. I’m running off at the keyboard. Who would have thought that the death of Hoffman would affect me so much….make me so goddamn angry.

  4. Sister Wolf says:

    D.R – Dr. Ablow is a fame-whore and he can go fuck himself. However – I know your pain very well. I know! But it’s the love that makes you see so deranged..the helplessness is so terrible. PSH was an addict. Addicts never dreamed how much suffering and horror was in store for them. They never should have taken the first hit but they did. It is terrible. And angry feels so much better than grief. I wish I could help. xoxoxo

  5. odd says:

    Do you think that men have a ‘menopause’ so to speak? So many seem to go through this strange physical transformation right at the end of middle age. Like why do they get fat in the same particular way? Do their thyroids act up or their metabolism or something? Their energy levels and erections get all floppy. Loose their hair. Idk. Men whit the wall hard if they hit it. It is not gradual ageing like with women. Their faces get all droopy and stuff. It’s like one extreme or the other. George Clooney or this guy. There is no middle with men. Odd.

  6. E says:

    Love the trademark symbol. Guess you beat me to the oatent office.

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