Christians, Curses, and Cannibals

Meet Cindy Jacobs, a self-proclaimed prophet and right-wing supporter of fellow moron Gov. Rick Perry.

Watch her explain how Rick Perry’s Jesuspalooza broke the curse of “Native American Cannibals.”

Cindy and other members of the Apostolic Reformation movement will descend upon Washington, D.C. with  ¬†“DC 40: Forty Days of Light Over D.C“, to do whatever it is they do.

Laugh, but be afraid.

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20 Responses to Christians, Curses, and Cannibals

  1. littlebadwolf says:

    a candidate for the funny farm, except she ain’t so funny at all.

  2. Sheri says:

    What I’m most afraid of is that there are so many people in this country who think that this is a perfectly reasonable person saying perfectly reasonable things.

  3. Sam says:

    Oh dear.

  4. MizLottie says:

    They could spend their 40 days helping out Habitat for Humanity or feeding the homeless or tutoring underprivileged kids or aiding the elderly poor, but NOOOOOOOO! Please check out the website, it’s hysterical, esp. the bell with the guitar handle thru it. I wonder how much money this organization has raised thru sales of that bad art and what they are doing with it.

  5. Deni says:

    I am afraid!

  6. sisty says:

    Hahahaha! I wonder how she explains the millions of communion-wafter-eating Christians —- as cannibals? Of course!!

  7. sisty says:

    I meant “communion-wafer-eating”.

  8. honeypants says:

    CANNIBALS???? This woman has NO idea what she’s talking about. Whatsoever. Wow. I can’t even laugh because I am way too terrified.

  9. Andra says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again …

    Religion should be banned.

  10. Juri says:

    I listened to this for about 8 seconds. Then the Lord made me stop and said, “My child, if thou playeth this backwards thou shalt hear it say with satan’s voice, ‘My name is Rick Perry and I bathe in indigeneous Pussy Juice'”.

  11. Cricket9 says:

    I <3 you, Juri!
    May she encounter a very hungry cannibal somewhere.

  12. Joe says:

    “They could spend their 40 days… tutoring underprivileged kids.” Way to kick them while they’re down, MizLottie.

  13. annemarie says:

    God needs to fuck this lady with his big black cock right now.

  14. jemimah says:

    I’m too scared to watch.

  15. Marky says:

    Texas: Feel free to secede.

  16. Amanda says:

    I don’t even think I fully grasp where she was going. What do Native America Tribes that have been obliterated for 300 years have to do with anything? How is comparing one culture that existed in a place 300 years ago, prior to modern civilization, relevant to the context of a completely different culture that exists there today? Yes, there were Natives in Texas, and maybe they were cannibals, but there were also white people and they were savages too. They had women as property (yes lady, back then you would be considered “chattel” – just like a horse or a sofa, look it up), they had gun fights over land disputes, they had hookers and alcohol and all sorts of hedonistic fun. Most white folks have evolved since then, and Indian tribes have too! Want to see how far Native Americans have come? Check out the Seminoles in Florida. They used their land to open luxury hotels with casinos in conjunction with the Hard Rock Hotel chain and Seminole Indian Tribe members now are paid just for being members of the tribe! Being born Seminole means being born into a group of proud, civilized, respectful people who have a lot of money and a lot of class and send their children to the best schools. 300 years ago they may have been less civilized, but there is this thing called evolution we should talk about…..

  17. Sister Wolf says:

    Amanda – If only that crazy bitch believed in evolution. I just heard about a new poll that says 40-something per cent of Americans don’t believe in evolution. !!!!!!!!!

    Marky – Alaska, too.

  18. Odile Lee says:

    This makes me glad Im a goetia reading goth wiccan pantheistic pagan gnostic thelemic Agnostic Activist.
    While these people wallow in their massive ego stroking, saving souls from like evil- Im working for a new tomorrow.
    With some common sense, and less of these idiots in my face.

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