OMG! This is major news! It’s official: Sea has confirmed FOR THE FIRST TIME that Ronny is her boyfriend!
Where is the goddamn champagne?!
I don’t know why it’s taken so long, but I think we can all agree that we saw this coming. Maybe they fell in love at the cat cafe, or maybe it was already a done deal. I hope that being in love doesn’t interfere with the curating.
Sea has been trying to source a pair of hideous Margiela shoes and I am crossing my fingers that she’ll acquire them from Louisa Via Roma or whatever that place is called.
Meanwhile, Mom has been cooking up a storm, correctly deducing that Sea is now out of control and that she must forge a new Jane-less identity for herself. Without Mom, though, Sea’s style has degenerated to tacky ill-fittting thriftshop dresses and sloppy unflattering hairdo’s.
Sea won’t publish your worthless opinions, but you can leave them here instead. I will go first:
Dear Sea, I am thrilled that you and Ronny are a couple, but whoa, he is packing such a gigantic package, are you sure you’re up to this?? Mom must’ve had a stroke when she saw this photo. I am impressed by your courage in following your heart even if it means dating your ex-boyfriend’s pal and risking a female injury. Don’t forget to shop, okay? Love, SW
My husband just saw this photo from across the room and asked: “Is that a picture of you, drinking coffee?”
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Laila – Let’s have more details! Hurry!
Consuela – Write that down and put it on the fridge for her. Thanks.
Elaine – Hate her.
alittlelux – It does look brutal.
theresa – Amit was so much better. I feel bad for not appreciating him. You don’t miss your water till your well runs dry. Know what I mean?
the real andrea – OMFG that PICTURE!!!!!!! WTF is going on there!!!! I totally agree with you. total LULZ!!!!
i truly can’t believe Sea has gone for Ronnie. he is soooo gross. that whole 70s hippe “i’m in a band” look. where is the sexy in Ronnie? can someone enlighten me? all i’m seeing is a bunch of ewww.
Poor Amit.
HAHAHA!!! in my painting class right now we’re supposed to squint for better understanding of over all shadow composition.
this shadow composition is TOTALLY you drinking coffee.
RedHeadFashion, I agree, Amit is totally a nice mix of Anwar and Freddie.
So I wonder if Amit and Ronnie live together. They had moved to NY together in the beginning of the year.
He showed up to school one day with a bruise that he made from borrowing his sister’s red eyeshadow. He used to work at Target (don’t know if he still works there, probably not). …hmmm I’m trying to remember…. I went to his house for a Halloween party one year…..can’t remember much from that night though..
Ah AH ah. Ronnie is hysterical and a bit gross i might say…
Amit was so much sweeter, and it seemed like he really loved Sea.
sea and mom are definately taking notice of what Sister Wolf has been saying. For us readers, it’s a pretty pathetic and shallow attempt to become more likeable. We shouldn’t have to tell a mom to pay attention to her other daughter etc.
Props to Ronnie for texting in his sleep. Clearly the man has skills, amongst his other attributes.
Idg how these people get away with being so vain
Okay, yes, I’m kind of new to blogs but don’t they have people in their lives to tell them they’re being ridiculous or at least to mercilessly make fun of them until they finally catch on?
I guess that is why this blog exists
dear internet/mom of shoes/stupid fashion journals. you can’t abuse the word ‘curate’ like that. you just can’t. stop it!
http://twitter.com/NOWNESS/status/19672497398
there are people who have to get degrees to curate. you can’t just curate by buying a damn pair of shoes.
kill me.
Amit had better style. I loved his weird cape with a number on the back.
Amy, I was wondering how long it would take for that to appear….I was depressed.
And the more I read it, the more I think the journo is secretly poking fun at Sea and Mom’s use of the word curate…
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