Dr. Sadie May Not Kiss My Ass

When I recieved the offer of a review copy of   “Tickle My Tush” by ‘sex educator’ Dr. Sadie Allison, I complained on facebook.   I was egged on to pursue this,   so I stupidly clicked on the link I was given.   Even though I’d been warned that the book was about the “true pleasures of the under-explored seat of love.”

Oh, Dr. Sadie, why did god make you?!

Here are some testimonials for the book:

Whether you’re solo or with a partner–your fun, safe thrill-ride starts here.”   – Charlie Glickman, PH.D., Sexuality Educator & Writer

Uh-oh. Does this mean the book tells you how to have fun with your butt when you’re ALONE???

“Dr. Sadie is an exciting, alluring and thought-provoking artist. Each of her books never cease move me to new heights, like a modern piece of art.” – Laura Henkel, PH.D., Erotic Art Appraiser & Founder Sin City Gallery

I guess Laura Henkel knows art when she sees it.   Moving along to the table of contents:

1. Butts Up?
2. Frequently Assed Questions

I will spare you any more puns. It’s just too awful. I don’t think I could read this book for $500. Moreover, I am already well  acquainted  with my ass and the asses of everyone whose ass is any of my business.

With all due respect to Dr. Sadie,   I suggest ignoring her books to the best of your ability. Instead, listen to Sister Wolf’s free advice:   Don’t stick anything up your ass that would invite mockery in an emergency room. That’s all you need to know.

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30 Responses to Dr. Sadie May Not Kiss My Ass

  1. Andra says:

    What, you mean the zucchini and I can no longer be “buddies”?

  2. That is a top tip! My favourite occupation once as a bored evening paper journalist was the hospital admissions of unfortunate accidents. Some one who worked for the Times must have felt the same as in one week I found 5 small items involving accidents to do with falling off the wardrobe or other improbable ventures resulting in ‘tush’ related injuries!

  3. littlebadwolf says:

    must one assume that dr. sado’s next book will be about erotic solo nose-picking? and then what happens to that poor zucchini? traded
    on a parsnip or two stringbeans?

  4. Sister Wolf says:

    littlebadwolf – This is the thing, she doesn’t know where to stop. I want the nostrils to remain sacred and unmolested by vegetables.

    MakeDO – Just the other day, my friend brought up the Richard Gere Gerbil Story, which was said to have started in an emergency room!

    Andra – How awkward! You really really need to start dating, asap.

  5. David Duff says:

    At least she’s better looking than those three goons below who, and don’t ask me how I know this, I am sure have arranged their pubic hair to match their moustaches – dread thought!

  6. Cricket9 says:

    Mr. Duff, this was really uncalled for. Now I can’t get the AWFUL image out of my head. What have you done!!!

  7. Juri says:

    All her previous books seem to have won the prestigious “Independent Publisher’s Best Sexuality Book Award.” This one looks like another winner!


    I only wonder if it will be possible to fully appreciate “Tickle My Tush” without first reading “Tickle His Pickle” (2005) and “Tickle Your Fancy” (2002).

  8. David Duff says:

    Cricket9, people often ask me that!

  9. Sister Wolf says:

    David – I hope you are sitting down because I have some unpleasant news: Those three douches are probably waxed and devoid of all pubic hair. This is the fashion among young douches. Forgive me.

  10. Sister Wolf says:

    Juri – I don’t like her obsession with tickling. I want to take her out. In the special ops kind of was.

  11. Hammie says:

    Take the €500 and then tell her that you think she knows where to stick her book.

  12. Andra says:

    Has this site really degenerated or is it just me?

  13. Suebob says:

    Good advice. My friend Brian once attended a medical conference where the highlight was a proctologist showing slides of Xrays of things that had gotten stuck up people’s asses. He said people were falling on the floor laughing. The winner? Jack Daniels bottle. That had to hurt.

  14. Sister Wolf says:

    Andra – No, it really has degenerated.

  15. Andra says:

    Oh goodie.

  16. Sister Wolf says:

    Suebob – What a waste of Jack Daniels.

  17. patni says:

    jack daniels, hahahah. what an awful awful woman. talking cutsie about sticking things in your ass is just wrong. very wrong.

  18. patni says:

    And thank you Sister Wolf, for getting as far as you did. It gave me a long long hard laugh, esp with that terrible picture of her.

  19. Sandra B says:

    I can’t wait to read the Amazon reviews for this book. It might even be worth having Amazon.com think I’m Into That Kind Of Thing.

  20. Sandra B says:

    Patni if this lady has signings I think we should make it a Ladyscouts outing to go have her sign our butts

  21. Kelly says:

    That’s a lot of purple on that woman.

  22. kate says:

    hey come on, she obviously knows a whole lot about sexuality and authorship and medicine. she’s a doctor! and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER BOOKS has won the independent publisher’s bestest sexy-wexy “book” award… haters.

  23. Cricket9 says:

    Oh OK Kate, I volunteer to tickle her with a zucchini as a recognition that SHE’S A DOCTOR.

  24. Andra says:

    Ah Cricket. What would we do without you?
    I could send you my zucchini (I call him Bruce – he’s gay, really) but you might prefer a newer, sealed model.
    Up to you.

  25. patni says:

    I agree sandra. And we can sign a bottle of jack and stuff it up her tushie wushie. it woudl make for some great pictures too!

  26. Cricket9 says:

    Patni, yes it would, but I can’t condone such waste of a good booze. Oh wait, we could empty the bottle first!
    No, seriously – nothing against books about, how to say it – lesser known sexual practices, but I resent the ass puns and the tickle motive.

  27. patni says:

    yep. it would be an empty bottle, fatty arbuckle style.

  28. patni says:

    ladyscouts do not waste liquor. It is one of our vows.

  29. WendyB says:

    I swear to you that (while deliberately sliding off a chair and onto the floor to pet a dog) I nearly impaled myself on a water bottle yesterday. I was imagining saying in the ER “I fell on it, really!” and the doctors laughing their heads off.

  30. Marky says:

    I know an ER doc who had to remove a bottle brush from a dude’s ass.

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