Okay, but don’t tell Clement Hurd.
what the hell? is sea messing with one of my childhood staples? is nothing sacred? she better stay away from ferdinand, corduroy, and pat the bunny or things will get ugly. trust.
I’m sure she meant that she loved Margaret Wise Brown’s curatorial work with regards to Mr. Hurd’s illustrations. Heh heh.
Hahahaha! Wrong to laugh at such things given I once spelt the islands of Fiji as Fuji (the photo stuff)
Hee hee. Although I am sure I have made dopey mistakes like that myself. I’m surprised Jane didn’t show the love for Clement – after all he was a smoker just like her!
“In 2005, publisher HarperCollins digitally altered the photograph of illustrator Hurd, which had been on the book for at least twenty years, to remove a cigarette. Kate Jackson, editor in chief for children’s books, said “It is potentially a harmful message to very young kids.” HarperCollins had the reluctant permission of Hurd’s son, Thacher Hurd, but the younger Hurd said the photo of Hurd with his arm and fingers extended, holding nothing, “looks slightly absurd to me.”  HarperCollins has said it will likely replace the picture with a different, unaltered photo of Hurd in future editions. “
She’s crossed a line here.
Ohhhh, Sister Wolf, you always know how to put some LOLOL-ing into my life. Hahahahaha!
alittlelux – Feel daddy’s scratchy face!
Lin – Hahahahahahha!
Make Do – Yes but you know why Peter Rabbit was supposed to stay away from Farmer Brown’s garden, right?
Skye – Goodnight, cigarette!
Srenna – HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
miss a – Hahahahahha!
Is this in reference to the fact that you call her Moon face? Or am I missing something?
*checks Jane’s blog* Ok, now I get it. I still like my explanation, though.
If only she spent as much time editing and proofreading as she did playing with all those fabulous toys.
Dumb dumb. In the meantime, just for fun:
“Everyone Poops.” Unfortunately, some people shit all over others’ honest work. Poor Mr. Hurd!
Just don’t touch my Captain Underpants!
HAHA, what a gem of a find.
Shouldn’t she be in college right about now?
Poor little rosy cheeks…
This is what happens when you substitute the internet for college.
Aww…another child left behind.
Hahahhahahaha oh Jane… I wonder if she does it on purpose.
wow. well, i have read a bunch of your sea of shoes tagged posts in one sitting because i found them humorous and pretty astute. but…i must say i cringed a little too. you pick apart her looks, mercilessly. and you keep bringing up how and how much money she’s spending in her life. while i don’t think she is particularly interesting or compelling or even my cup of tea in the “looks” department, you really make yourself look more shallow than you accuse her of being, especially considering you’re not exactly supermodel status either. i don’t think shallow mudslinging about something so petty is ever a good idea, but least of all by pot calling the kettle black. and as far as her spending…this is again, highly relative. who is to say how one should spend their money? perhaps a homeless person thinks that what you thought was a modest purcahse was truly a luxury. nobody is going to force you to give it up or judge you for buying it.and frankly, her bank account, or her mom and dads bank account, is none of your business. what could be a truly snarky and smart blog is looking bitter and petty and made me sad to read. can you really be this shallow and bitter? you’re worse than your subject. at least she is a teenager.
i hate that i just spent 5 minutes of my life defending her, but your posts about her are like the worst of the valley girl movies they show on TV, reinforcing the very thing you claim to despise.
My Dad got my sister Everyone Poops and the Gas We Pass for her 16th birthday. Honest to goodness. You’ve got to give him credit for creativity.
Hm. Seems like ems has an agenda. But besides an agenda, ems probably also has the soul of a poet. I only say this because ems, just like ee cummings, doesn’t capitalize. ems is beyond capitalization. And she’s beyond you, too, SW! So take that!
Ann – Wow, that’s adorable!!!
Artful Lawyer – HAHAHAHAHAHHA, don’t tell my kid but I threw out his Captain Underpants books. Shhh!
ems -God, what’s the point of you? “What could be a truly snarky and smart blog..” I hate people who use the word “snarky.” Be gone from here.
ps I’m not exactly supermodel status????? How dare you.
Greg – i think it’s poetic that I made her feel sad.
Ew, reading the shit storm of obnoxious preachiness above my irrelevant comment.
ems, your comment has literally nothing to do with this post. get the fuck out you useless, whiny asshole
ems, i must say i cringed a little as you vehemently defended a brand.
jesus, if there’s one thing worse than Sea flaunting her new purchases and puckering her moon face at the lens, it’s when she tries to be interesting.
you will never be interesting. you know diddly dick about anything. please stop trying to “inspire”people. just pucker you fucker.
annemarie – can you write the commentary for everything else in my life? It’s filled with too many insipid people with their useless comments to go without remark.
ems – lighten up. bet Sea could give a flip about our ramblings. srsly.
good one Greg!
carry on Sister!
walk on ems, walk on…
So first Jane likes kid looking art, kid looking clothes, and now kid books….well she almost had me convinced for a minute that maybe she’s a regressed child like Michael Jackson except he can wear ugly better than she can.
Next time we see her she’ll be wearing a hideous self made necklace with baby pacifiers for charms.
@annmarie “just pucker you fucker” is possibly the best quote I’ve heard in a long time. i think it will be used heavily. by me.
I’m with Alicia. annemarie continues to be made of win.
Scary really- is Sea having a Peter Pan “moment” trying to recapture lost youth by self infantalizing?
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