Grandpa Wants a Nap!

Wouldn’t you know, Grandpa wants to cancel the debate scheduled for Friday night!   He needs to go to Washington to pretend he’s a leader.

NO, GRANDPA! It’s not time for your nap! You can’t back out of the debate just because the economy is bad. What the fuck does he take us for? Are we idiots?!   Are we in Inglewood?! Grandpa is also talking about postponing the vice-presidential debate, according to CNN.

These people are desperate, and they’re hoping to somehow steal this election just like George W did. I’m at the point where nothing seems too bizarre or evil, including the President threatening that the whole world will end unless congress passes his $700 billion deal.

Fuck these crazy bastards. Go here and watch the tape of Mrs. P getting blessed by a Witch Doctor. Be afraid. Then, go here and you may decide, as I have, that Tigger is poor Bristol’s baby, not Mrs. P’s. There is more evidence than any sentient being can possibly reject as ‘just rumors.’

*UPDATE:   And look! I got my images to upload.   No one can mess with me, godammit,   not even wordpress.

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27 Responses to Grandpa Wants a Nap!

  1. Skye says:

    I miss your images too! That painting from yesterday has been sent off on a long and winding email journey from my inbox to the world.

  2. Imelda Matt says:

    Are you for effing real…if these bastards try and use your bog-hole economy as a ruse to snatch the Presidency – I’ll match your mad and crank it up to 11.

  3. annemarie says:

    PAP Smear job opening:
    We are looking for surly, foul mouthed Scot to act as our foreign correspondent. Your task will be to utilize your natural vulgarity and coarseness to spread the bad vibe about Sarah Palin. Ladies only need apply.

  4. OMGGMAB says:

    Grandpa can take a nap, meanwhile I’m going to keep searching until I find where Church Lady bought that Down’s baby. We need a detective in AK and quick! When Grandpa wakes up, he’s going to wish his nightmare was just a dream!

  5. Lady K says:

    Surly, check. Foul mouthed, check. Scottish, check. Good at vulgarity and coarseness, check. Lady, CHECK. Hey, that’s me!! I am feeling this job opportunity is fate, as i have already been cajoling my friend who writes for a national newspaper to smear the nasty lady, and up till now she has done me proud. I would be happy to be considered for the job

  6. annemarie says:

    Dear Lady K,

    We are pleased to inform you that your application for the post of PAP Smear Foreign Correspondent has been successful. Your contract begins immediately. On a personal note, we are very happy to have you on board and expect our organization benefit enormously from your proven talent for vile and tasteless besmearing.

    PAP Smear HR.

  7. honeypants says:

    I just got off the phone with a friend in DC who’s the most vocally opposed to Republicans person I know. I told her all about our mission, and she was surprised that she hadn’t seen any PAP Smear shirts around DC. I invited her to join us, and to spread the word in the capitol!

    That Bristol vs. Sarah page just tipped the scales for me. It’s official, Bristol is definitely Trig’s mom. I noticed in the photo of the governor’s convention, that Louisiana governor and one-time-VP-consideree, Bobby Jindal was missing. And speaking of governors with baby scandals, he delivered his third child himself.

    Did anyone else watch Keith Olbermann on Letterman last night? <3 <3 <3

  8. honeypants says:

    OMG! You got pictures back! I love the one of McCain hugging Bush. Is Bush mocking him by raising his arm so high???

  9. Juri says:

    Let Grandpa have his cat nap and a friday night cuddle with George W.

    Mrs. P. can take over and do both the presidential and VP debates. She could once again show to America and the rest of the world, without blinking, how competent and knowledgeable she is, “in every respect, Charlie”. It will, after all, be her administration, after a bag or two full of uncounted Obama votes are dumbed into a Florida restroom, and the supreme court anoints her the next (vice) president.

    Grandpa should have sent her to Letterman last night. I agree with David L. on that. She could be all over the media while Grandpa would be napping and exchanging special thai massages and happy endings with Bush.

    A Palin marathon would be a TV treat to kill for.

  10. alittlelux says:

    maybe i should get a cool nickname like “the maverick”?

  11. Bex says:

    Fuck these people. That’s all I have to say.

  12. I deleted my PAP smear photo by mistake – I captured a british lady in selfridges with a Barack Obama badge and from the top of the escaltor to the bottom and she is going to spread the word on the Palin. She’ll host a coffee morning and question the evidence.

    There needs to be a DNA test on the baby.

  13. ash says:

    If that churchy nonsense was Obama instead of Palin, people would be rioting in the streets, drooling and talking about the end of the world.
    This election is making me drink too much! And think too much! I hate it! Somebody wake that old Grandpa up, before he sleeps through Friday!!!
    He may even be too old to be a Grandpa, he may be a Great-Grandpa!

  14. enc says:

    I heard on the news that Bush “summoned” Grandpa and Obama to the White House to help him hash out the hackneyed economy. That’s his excuse for the delay, isn’t it?

  15. They’ll do anything to keep Palin from the debates!
    Even Katie Couric made her look like an idiot.

  16. annemarie says:

    I can’t BELIEVE how stupid she was in front of Katie Couric! Was she not expecting that question? How come Her People didn’t have an answer prepared?

  17. honeypants says:

    “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America… Where do they go?” Seriously? Putin’s the Hydra, and the fact that he flies over her state gives her foreign policy experience?

  18. annemarie says:

    rears his head…what does that even mean? he has an erection?
    But, you know, reporters are stupid.

  19. honeypants says:

    annemarie, you just caused the most hilarious image to pop in my head! With your clarification of what is apparently some Alaskan euphemism for “erection” — her statement just makes so much more sense now! Putin “rears his head” and “comes” into the air space of the USA, but then his sperms, they disappear? Where do they go? Raining down onto Wasilla, causing all kind of surprise pregnancies in the Palin family? That definitely proves she’s got foreign policy experience now, doesn’t it.

  20. annemarie says:

    haha! I bet “mother…moose-hunter…maverick” is the kinda gal who would swallow too! She’s such a good sport. Then again…. why is it that her beehive is always so solid looking? Since the economy is totally fucked and Alaska doesn’t produce 20% of US energy after all, how about this for a new product to kickstart the economy:

    SPUNK, by Vlad Putin.
    The other kind of mousse.
    “Put-in the RISE in the HIVE”

  21. honeypants says:

    HA HA HA HA HA!!! “The other kind of mousse!!!!!!” you kill me!

  22. OMGGMAB says:

    Nice to know David Letterman’s been reading this blog! He did real well with the Grandpa line in the Top Ten list! Now only if he’ll wear the Pap Smear T-shirt to do the monologue. . .

  23. OMGGMAB says:

    BREAKING! Missing senior found, sent back to his campaign in Mississippi

    Go here for more!

  24. Sister Wolf says:

    Lady K – Thanks for joining our staff

    Juri -hahahahhaahaha! I wish you could be here to watch the ‘debate’ with me!

    ash – too right!

    littlelux and Bex – I like your X’s, you should form a team within PAP Smear

    enc – it is so beyond whatever you’re thinking…

    Honeypants and annemarie – don’t make me pee!

    OMGGMAB – jesus, I love it!

  25. Tatiana says:

    this pic is just hilarious heheh..

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