Nothing helps to soothe the pain like a picture of Sea’s big fat face.
The vulgar coat, the stupid Louis Vuitton bag, the painful shoes and the gratuitous Gaysian and midget are just icing on the cake.
I hate you, you stupid moon-faced bitch. But it’s good to feel some healthy rage instead of the kind that makes you want to kill every single person who might have said the exact word at the exact time to persuade Max that life was worth living. The bad rage is driving me mad.
I’d like to tell that stupid bitch and her stupid mom to shut their stupid fucking mouths and wallets but if it weren’t for them tonight I’d be stuck in an endless loop of questions that will never be answered.
When I get the strength and pull myself together, I plan to begin a thorough, groundbreaking analysis of what makes Alec Baldwin so despicable. Prepare to be grilled on this topic.
Holy hot fucking wreck. 80’s pattern dress, tiger print coat, shoes that defy description and make her toes crunch painfully over one another, cross-eyed bitch in the center, and wtf is that shit on the left? Who told her she looks good? Who told any of them? “Unflattering” is the nicest comment anyone could sputter.
Fuck Alec Baldwin. He can go fuck himself with Sarah Silverman. And that awful Chuck P, too! What is the magic? Is it us? It must be us.
Love you. I am with you, always. xxoo
First off I want to say how deeply sorry I am for your loss, I don’t know you and will never know how you feel but my deepest sympathies.
I just came across your blog and you make me laugh. You say all the things a lot of us think.
Jane is a spoilt rich brat and I cannot begin to comprehend how someone can spend that much time and money on shoes and clothes that I will never be able to afford. She seemed like a harmless girl with expensive shoes and clothes at first but over time I’ve realised what a shallow and self absorbed person she is.
Rumi was another one that I liked at first but you realise more and more from their blog just how highly she actually thinks of herself. And she is extremely pretentious.
As is Risko. I have never seen a blog where someone has regarded themselves as such a hot piece of ass and her photos with their stupid poses are really just a shrine to how much thinks of herself.
And you’re right about BleachBlack. I like Black although she is the more boring of the two but Bleach and her constant swearing and everything…stop trying so hard to be cool.
I could go on these are the only ones you’ve mentioned. Most of the popular blogs are just rich kids with too much money who seem to have this endless supply of clothes and shoes that normal people won’t ever see (Karla who writes like a child may I add)
Maybe I’m just bitter but all I get from their blogs and photos are self-absorption and them thinking they’re super hot and that just bugs me.
I’m a bitch and can be a hater but judging from your blog and their comments, I’m welcome here 🙂
am glad you have the energy sister wolf, glad to see the same side of you.
btw the Gaysian is a fellow Filipino. Love him.
the midget gets lots of shoes too, for FREE, i wonder how and WHY?
Fuck. I’m sending you love from the antipodes and lots and lots of hugs.
I have no idea how awful it is to lose a son of that age, but my 2nd son died at birth so I know how fucked it is, on some level of the grief scale.
On the topic of fashion blogs: Most of them are dull and come across as self-absorbed idiots with more money than sense.
We live in bloody stupid times.
Sisterwolf, I have been reading your blog for ages and it’s been at the top of my list in my blog folder forever.You are my first port of call each morning and you always deliver either a hearty laugh or some deep thinking about serious issues. I want you to know that we are 1000’s of miles apart (i’m in Australia) but I have lit my candle for Max and you have been in my thoughts for days.
I’m so sorry for you and your loss, Sister Wolf. You have been in my thoughts a lot since I heard the news. Please keep blogging; I usually look out for new posts from your blog before any of the hundred others on my feed.
And Sea looks like a satiric caricature of herself.
SW look at this.
gooney bird and sea together. haha. match made in …whatever.
http://www.mylifeinstyleblog.com/2010/03/miss-holly-golightly.html
I’m so sorry about Max, Sister. I just wish there was something I could say or do to make this all better for you- but Sea seems to be helping, a little bit at least.
I’m guessing one of the reasons why Alec Baldwin is despicable includes “He’s a horrible parent”. (unlike you).
Sea almost justifies her existence by rousing the Rage in SW. This is a spiritual moment for me.
Love to you SW, as always. X
What the hell. How awful. I am so so sorry. I…agh.
Much love to you.
And while we’re on the subject: does anyone with any class ever wear anything with a Louis Vuitton logo on it ever? Just asking.
In the pic you posted of your beautiful and what looked like talented son Max, he looks the same age as my son Max (21)
May the angels lead him swiftly to peace.
God bless.
Desiree xoxoxo
Candles are lit in Paris too!
Dear Sea thank you so much for looking like a podgy dumpling in a rather questionable outfit. I’m so glad you can make Sister Wolf angry and distract her from her grief. You are slightly redeemed for undertaking this. Bet you can’t wait for the heat to be taken off you and on Alex – I can’t wait either.
PS choose Beth Ditto in future for a photo op – the midget and gayasian make you backside look big.
I’m with you in my thoughts, Sister Wolf…I am sending you big hugs from the unknown country of Slovakia, where Borat would like to live as well…
Sea is very WTF, but Bryanboy (the gaysian) is even MORE WTF, if you can imagine it. Do look at his blog, it’s hilariously terrible.
Dear Sister Wolf, I am so sorry about your son Max, I can’t imagine and can’t put into words but I can say that I admire your great courage and humour at such a time.
Thank goodness for Sea. I am totally mesmersied by that guy’s floral jumpsuit thingie, did he have it specially made for him? if so, would have loved to have been in on the discussions with his dressmaker (“I need a dropped waist and then go pouffy and gathered”) And how does he get in and out of it? And why? Why a floral jumpsuit? Has he been watching Sound of Music? Important questions I feel. Please take care of yourself Sister Wolf, Bx
Dear Sister Wolf,
I’m glad to see that you’ve rallied enough to create a post. Good for you.
I’ve been so worried about you. Stay strong.
The jumpsuit actually belongs to Consuela- she is very cross that Jane borrowed it without permission and lent it to someone and she wants it back. Pronto. She was planning to wear it on her day off tomorrow.
Hang in there SW.
x
Feel that fucking rage, cry, cry, cry, and try not to get caught up in the questions.
Love to you.
You know what? I think this is the first time Sea has never inspired a case of the stabbies in me. I mean, when all of my rage is directed at the….CREATURE on the right, how can I spare any for her?
Sending you love and keeping you in my thoughts.
My sympathy for your loss.
I don’t understand the level of antipathy that you have towards Sea. It is mean-spirited, not at all witty and frankly, quite pathetic. But go ahead. It’s obviously very therapeutic for you and your followers seem to enjoy it.
PS. Imagine if someone were posting photos of your family members on the net and calling them “stupid moon-faced bitches”. Imagine if such vile adjectives were being applied to Max. Still cool with it?
I am so sorry to hear about the loss of your son. I don’t know what else to say:(
Whoa Sister! That picture alone gave me so much material – I could go on for hours, BUT THEN, you mention Alec Baldwin, Jesus Christ now I’m mad for the rest of the day.
Don’t even know you personally, but have been thinkin about you everyday. Love your blog & esp enjoy the comments.
That is the funniest photo. Ever. Period. Your humor and your heart will keep you going. Your family and your readers need you Sister Wolf. xo
Ouch!! My eyeeeesss!!
Btw Sister, I’m deeply sorry about your loss, i hope you keep being strong for you and your family, esp. your beloved son..*huggss*
Sister-
All I know for sure, is that I don’t! I send happiness and hatred where appropriate!
Please know that I am here for you with the Baldwin hate, in fact, I hate ALL of them…but Alec is for sure, the worst!
http://www.pungsnotded.com/62/the-baldwins-and-the-superbowl/
many x’s and o’s to you!!!
I sent you an email last week regarding Max, but just in case you did not receive it, please accept my most heartfelt condoloences on your and your family’s loss. May he rest in peace.
It’s nice to see that you haven’t lost your bite- I saw those pictures and they made me laugh. They are at an event sponsored by the store, Luisaviaroma in Florence, Italy. The store brought a whole bunch of bloggers together for this event, in the hopes that they will now blog & twitter about it and give them tons of online business. All this blogging, facebooking, and twittering is the new way to get tons of free advertising! These fashion bloggers don’t know that they are being USED! I have been following Jane’s twitter feed at:
https://twitter.com/sea_of_shoes Check it out and get some laughs!
“My feet are covered in infected blisters that are delicately blooming into open wounds but I HAVE to wear my Dolce wedges. Whatevaaaa”
How stupid and superficial!
What kind of parents bring up a daughter to be like that? If I were her mom, I would be ashamed.
Thinking of you. I am so sorry for your loss. I don’t know what else to say.
I’m happy that Sea has gotten you so pissed that you could express some rage! Although that photo has now burned out my eyes…
XXX
Suzanne
Debra, that’s not particularly clever either. Sea has invited attention by widely celebrating her consumption, not the same thing as any of Sister Wolf’s hypothetical relatives living quiet, sincere lives.
Firstly, Im so sorry for your loss. You are so strong, posting and going on.
Bless you for pointing out that girl is a mess in a dress! I have friends who think her site is the most directional, inspirational thing, and Im left thinking, WTF?
a) she is what 12 ? with unlimited resources, and b) why is she an arbiter of taste? what happened to age and experience and old fashioned good taste….
Sorry about the rant. Again, I am so sorry for your loss. My thought are with you
Oh Debra. (debra_tamvakis@bigpond.com) Now you will go to hell for the sin of trying to besmirch a mother’s dead son. You are a stupid cunt. Never come near enough for me to kill you. thanks.
Ann – yes,yes, you always know everything. let’s get Eric Clapton in there too if possible.
Sea’s feet look positively mangled here! I’m most angry about the fact that she is in Italy and I am not.
I have no feelings about Baldwin, educate me!
I’ve been reading Wendy’s updates from you everyday with tears in my eyes. Nice to hear from you SW.
Dear Jane,
A Louis Vuitton logo bag? We are confused. What happened to your passion for the avant-garde and the anus?
Sincerely,
Sister Wolf Avengers, Inc.
Glad to see you’ve got your hate on!
On the days when my estrogen levels dip low enough that the filter through which I look most of the time doesn’t seem to work I can barely cope with the realization that all of the things that matter the most can be taken away from me at a moment’s notice. You’ve had to deal with this reality first-hand; I can’t imagine what you have been going through, and I don’t think there are any words to say that can help; but I am so, so sorry.
You are magnificent.
The outfit on Sea looks kind of like an ensemble that a refugee who’d just lost everything got handed to her from a big pile of donated clothes. But maybe it’s supposed to, what would I know.
Shoot me, but I tend to like the guy’s “Sound of Music” outfit (that was SO funny) — perfect for eating greasy tomato-based foods or doing some painting in.
Dear Sister Wolf,
I am so sorry for your loss.
I just heard about Max, and cannot stop thinking about him, and about you.
Max was very talented, very strong and has an amazing mother.
I am glad you are posting. But please do take care of yourself.
Much love.
♥
I’m so sorry for your loss. Stay strong.
Sister Wolf, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I love you!
Sending love from Australia xxx
PS. Debra IS a cunt!
I emailed Debra and told her to apologise for being such a fuckwit – bet she doesn’t. Stupid girl.
I visit your blog daily…my heart sank when I read your last post. I am so sorry for your loss. Take care.
Dear Sisterwolf. I’ve always thought you rocked, your blog rocked and your pithy comments on Jane and Judy made me always piss myself laughing.
Then I started to read your other posts on the struggle of your son Max and as a mother of a son I connected with you on another level.
Now Max has gone and my heart aches for your terrible loss. I lit a candle for Max and asked the Universe to give you strength through this most terrible of times.
If the Universe directs you (acknowledgement to faux Fuschia) to rail against Jane and her stupid clothes and posturing this week So be it,
Take care SW
Dearest Sister
You are loved.
I’ve been thinking of you every day.
And holding you in my heart.
XuXu
Debra–How can you even pose such a stupid and cruel question? Sea of Shoes and her whorish mother ***broadcast*** their ostentatious consumption. They post their own photos all over the net.
Let’s just say for the sake of argument that SW’s son was the male version of Sea of Shoes–vapid post after vapid post of clothing and shoes that he bought with his father’s money. Would your post be justified? No. He’s gone, and his mother is suffering.
You’re a horrible person, a really horrible person.
Fuck you,
Mark
Dear SW,
I’m so glad you’re posting. I send you huge amounts of love and strength.
Sister Wolf, I am so very sorry for the loss of your beautiful son. You are a strong and good person – take care of yourself. Good to see you posting.
I cannot say it any better than Mark, what is wrong with you Debra?
You sound like you have no soul left.
Well done, you CHOSE to insult & patronize a women you dont even know, as she suffers one of the darkest periods of her life. You must be so proud of your inner light and empathy.
Have a long, hard think about what it says about you, that you have more empathy for a spoilt, rich girl getting criticized on the web, than a mother who just buried her son
Nice work. I chose not to post anonymously because I think it lacks courage. You showed your true colours by posting my email address on your blog.
I still maintain that it is not cool to systematically humiliate and ridicule an individual, as you have done. Grief is no excuse. But I will not be commenting any further.
Thank you to everyone else for your emails.
Everyone up there (except Debra) has said what I wanted to say: Your blog consistently makes me laugh, I’m so sorry about Max, and I’ve been thinking about you for days even though I don’t know you. Stay strong. You’re pretty awesome.