A thoughtful reader named “A” had an uncanny hunch that I would appreciate a blogger who I’ve just named The Thigh Girl. I don’t know what her deal is, but it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to see that she LOVES her thighs.
She has every reason to love her thighs. They are shapely and firm looking, and free of unsightly hair. But what does she want from us, a Thigh Award? In every outfit post, she offers at least 10 photos of the same outfit, with little variation in her facial expression, which I will have to call Pensive.
I can’t bring my self to read her commentary about her outfits but I did click on her “about” thing. She tells us in no uncertain terms that her hair is naturally red, godammit, and she’s never died it. Take that! Wait, maybe she’s speaking directly to Sea!!!!!
In any case, it is a thigh-driven blog and as such might be just the thing for people who are sick and tired of Roomi.
Several people have taken it upon themselves to chide me for stooping to mockery in my time of grief. They can complain all they want, but I need to keep my mind from wandering to a place of bottomless despair. I will stay in denial as long as possible. Maybe longer.
If you know any stupid whores with blogs, now is a good time to share them with me! THX
@ Virginia: dear Lord, I couldnt scroll the entire 1st page down, http://www.capturingitaly.blogspot.com/ is just so bad. Wouahh, im speechless but thanks for the laugh. The girl has zero style.
Thigh Girl- don’t know if you’ll come back, but it’s worth saying you do have very nice legs (thighs, calves, ankles and all). Your millions of pictures per post are a bit annoying since they take ages to load, but I bear you no ill-will.
http://www.doedeereblogazine.com
Endless drama here, this girl lies constantly and gets caught. She has an encyclopedia dramatica page (look up Doe Deere), so maybe she’s already ridiculed enough…but maybe not.
@Nausicaa : On the KILLING MOON blog, Ive noticed this comment, from one of the reader. I feel like catching a plane, go to France and put this reader in therapy. Is this where we are heading ?
Anyways, here it is, in french, ” Cette jalousie qu on nous déverse ( au boulot , à la boulangerie etc…)parce qu on est trop mince , avec des cheveux trop blonds, des yeux trop bleus ,JE LA SUPPORTE PLUS QUOI ; Tu sais ces petits regards sournois , ces faux sourires , ces filles qui par derrière semblent te plaindre – ooh la pauvre elle ..Ben oui tu sais .Bref .Autour de moi je suis ” la seule” et grâce à toi , ben, je me sens moins seule (lol).Cest pas de la fausse modestie , d ailleurs je cherche pas à être publiée , je voulais juste te dire ça .mERCI, bISOUs Ma bELle”
Rough translation woud be” This jalousy that we are afflicted, at work, at grocery stores because we are so thin, with blond hair, and deep blue eyes, I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE. You know, the dirty looks, fake smiles – ohh poor her. I know you know how it feels. Anyways, Im the ”only one” like that within my group of friends and because of you, I feel better, I feel less lonely (lol). Its not fake modesty, I dont even want my comment to be published, I just want to say THANK YOU, KISSES, BEAUTIFUL.”
Some girls are justifying their ED with this blog. Im so mad.
I don’t know why this girl irks me so much; maybe it’s her weird poses, her blog’s name (who calls themselves ‘stylish’?) or her love affair with american apparel.
http://thestylishwanderer.blogspot.com/
Hey Thigh Girl!
Well I fucking bear you ill will!
You are a narcissistic cunt, you are stupid, and you have a hairy face. Plus, you have exactly zero sense of style. Short skirts, crop tops, big heels and big hair– wow, inspiring stuff.
Sorry– you being you, I know that last criticism will hurt. On the upside, if you want to audition for an Aerosmith video, I think you stand a good chance! Though they seem to be in semi-retirement now.
Moi- shit, that sucks. I just feel worse for her now, as if tanorexia on its own wasn’t enough. At least Thigh Girl looks healthy. And GOD that Italy blog girl has no style.
annemarie- I could hardly ever tell the difference between Aerosmith and Bon Jovi. There was a girl in my college who claimed she was “Goth” but listened to these two bands ALL THE TIME.
Sam- what was the drama? I can’t figure it out from just a look at her magazine, or website or whatever it is.
Sam- sorry, looked up encyclopedia whatever it was that you suggested. Quiet entertaining!
Quite, I meant. UGH typos..
Is it just me or does she look like she is wearing a pantyliner with her flesh colored romper??? Thigh girl forgot to credit the pantyliner in her post…
http://www.befrassy.com
This girl has a unbelieveably high opinion of both herself and her ‘talent’ in fashion and writing. I went to university with her and I can safely say that she is far and away the dullest person I’ve ever met.
^Oh God I remember checking out that blog in its early days (the author asked me to add her to my blogroll- I did not do it) and being amazed at its dullness and the stupid name.
Sister have a look at “lookbook” or at “chictopia”, u have plenty of thigh girls over there!!!!
My last favourites are the corny frechies (cherryblossomgirl, misspandora or leblogdebetty) they are hilarious!!!! You know already Rommy and Sea, maybe Karla´s closet, she looks very similar to Sea…
Have a look and write a funny post about them, we would appreciate it 🙂
Eye Collector, thank you for your gift of “Frassy.”
After reading her little bio and just one blog entry, I’ve already been inspired to set up a shelter for all the poor, little hyphens that have been horribly abused and misused by fashion blogs worldwide.
A small, but graphic example: “Vintage-overload. Oscillating Style. Literature-influenced. Brick-Lane Lover.” God, doesn’t that just tug at your heartstrings?
Hahaha I’m not surprised to see this blogger mentioned here. The first time I stumbled upon her blog (maybe half a year ago) I remember thinking “Why is she posting so many photos with hardly any variation in pose/the EXACT same expression?” I always wonder why so many bloggers do this, it’s not worth waiting ages for a page to load to see so much repetition, it’s so off-putting. I have glanced at her blog a few times to see if she learned to edit her choices but it’s always the same. I’m surprised that no one has mentioned the strange posing with props: standing by the washing machine/dryer holding up a box of detergent, standing in the kitchen holding a whisk etc…so awkward.
^Lorena- you have an awesome blog! (and I LOVE the fact that you have a bit of Fuco Ueda artwork in your header, she is amazing).
http://anyannachiara.blogspot.com/2010/06/7-sins-italian-fashion-bloggers.html
Sister, you´re gonna love this so much!
Virginia: Capturing in Italy should have come with an 18+ filter
What a Paris Hilton wannabe. I was THIS close to seeing a real cunt.
Major butterface. I prefer just thighs, I guess.
Re: Porcelain Blonde. Anyone needs a fur in Australia? Anyone WEARS a fur in Australia? Am I missing something?
sw, how do you feel about elizabeth spiridakis?
Video – bad taste.
The Fashion Vomit award goes to…
Porcelain Blonde (or whoever) is a poor, plain sadly pathetic child who needs all the help she can get.
Don’t be mean to her.
30 or so years ago I had a whole raft of those little playsuits like the thigh person … I just loved them.
Over it now though!
Well, if I had this girl’s thighs and butt I would love them too. Too bad she’s so busy loving her body parts that she doesn¿t have the time to develop a personality.
The killing Moon girl… I’m worried about her. She looks sick, her skin looks like shit, she’s all wrinkled and leathery.. and you can actually count her bones… And she has this huge fanclub… what’s wrong with society??
Okay, maybe I’m just ignorant but how the hell do these “girls” afford all this shit? Since they seem to have no lives outside of their blog, what do they do to get paid? Or rather, who is bankrolling it?
Clueless.
Yep, she’s got great legs but really – what the hell? NO ONE needs that many pictures of themselves.
My computer’s buggered. On a friend’s. I missed you. Glad to see you’re still rockin it with Thigh Girl. Are people chiding you for mockery? I say fuck them and do what you want to do.
xoxo
Dear God, I’ve just clicked on it.. she’s indescribably annoying. Curses!
Wtf? do the neighbors complain about her constantly standing in the street taking bad photos?
jesus, that blog is shameless
ABD – Hooking??
Andrea…that was MY guess.
I don’t understand why people are complimenting Thigh Girl’s thighs??!?!!? They look chunky to me. As much as I hate Roomy, her thighs are far better. Even Sea has better gams than this big girl.
http://lepetitechomalade.com/?paged=4
these silly dudes are always good for a laugh.
I agree! If she does any more exercise, in a few years her thighs are going to look like Madonna’s.
http://beckermanbiteplate.blogspot.com/
Their expressions make me want to punch the wall.
http://thehautepursuit.com/
Rumi-wannabe BUT SLUTTIER.
http://whatiwore.tumblr.com/
Fucking suburban mom clothes.
http://www.whatisrealityanyway.com/
CLOSE YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
Shameless self-promoting and ego boosting. ‘I’m just an engineer who loves fashion! And food! And going to METAL SHOWS!! Wheee look at me!!’ blah blah blah
http://diyainherstilettos.blogspot.com/
she lists “nickelback” as one of her favorite “rock/metal” bands. hm…
I agree with Liz – I don’t understand that girl’s (The Stylish Wanderer’s) obsession with American Apparel. …though she does kind of look like Charlotte Gainsbourg, so I think she’s pretty.
Also, what’s up with Mom of Shoes lately? According to her most recent post she can’t stay out of the kitchen. Do you think she’s pregnant?
Anyway, I hate The Sartorialist.
Frassy may want to consider a career as a copywriter for tampon ads.
I love manrepeller and the dudes from Petit Echo Malade, thanks for posting the links!
Always good for a chuckle is the What are you wearing today? thread on TFS
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/f58/what-you-wearing-today-99675.html
priceless. for all the damage you can do with mastercard.
I hate to say it, but all these nutjobs are.. er.. making Sea look good. really. she has some imagination and class compared to this lot. It really is bad when I find myself being an apologist for Sea.
thank you for the link, oh but i love her thigh.
Capturingitaly, what’s with the boobs spilling out from your every outfit? Time to get a new, bigger bra, you must be wearing the one before the, you know, procedure! And be careful when prancing in these white pumps with your “little animal friends” – their shit really stains white leather.
http://fashionsnag.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a7055dfd970b0133ec6f1982970b-800wi
Someone said something about awkward prop use in the earlier comments? Um, WHATTTTT is this?!?
Cat: thanks for this: http://diyainherstilettos.blogspot.com/
I’ve stabbed myself in the eys so amny times that i don’t even know if i’m typing right. WTF is wrong with her make up??? She looks like a goth clown
Thank you Sister Wolf!
Thank you for making this little oasis of coolness, reason and intelligence in a Sea of Shit. I love everyone who left comments (except Thigh Girl). It’s a lonely world but we are awesome xoxo.
You’re my samurai.
Sam – thanks for the heads up about Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED) – I had not heard of it before and got a good laugh out of it! Like the ED entry says about Doe Deere, this Thigh Girl is just another “pretentious attention whore with too much unwarranted self-importance”. It’s a good thing she has such nice thighs & butt, because her face is another matter. Omitting to narrow the photos down to a fine selection of best shots belies not only extreme narcissism but also a lack of editorial skill. Could it be that she’s also a hoarder?!
Back in the day in Australia (the land of the Tall Poppy Syndrome), we used to call such blatant self-confidence/self-promotion being “up oneself” (eg she’s up herself). Now living in New York it appears to me that such blatant self-confidence/self-promotion is a valued trait and increasingly par for the course, especially among the teens and 20-somethings. Where DO they get it from?!
My eyes rolled with disgust and pity at the sight of the BleachBlack video/ad. If that’s the height of their creativity then woah, look out world!!!
I think she’s THE CAMEL TOE GIRL.
@A HAHAHAA Oh dear, that girl’s make up must be a bad joke, paired up with a dress designed by Rumi, it’s a match made in blogging hell.
Sister Wolf I hate you. I spent a while clicking through Thigh Girl’s blog. I should be studying water processes, but no! Instead, I spent the time clicking through Thigh Girl’s blog having to keep scrolling up and down to make sure she hadn’t posted the same picture more than once. She hadn’t.
Also, when I read these words: “this will be a long, self-indulgent post…” I thought it was very funny and I hoped you had read that too and would get a nice laugh out of it. As if all her other posts aren’t.