A thoughtful reader named “A” had an uncanny hunch that I would appreciate a blogger who I’ve just named The Thigh Girl. I don’t know what her deal is, but it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to see that she LOVES her thighs.
She has every reason to love her thighs. They are shapely and firm looking, and free of unsightly hair. But what does she want from us, a Thigh Award? In every outfit post, she offers at least 10 photos of the same outfit, with little variation in her facial expression, which I will have to call Pensive.
I can’t bring my self to read her commentary about her outfits but I did click on her “about” thing. She tells us in no uncertain terms that her hair is naturally red, godammit, and she’s never died it. Take that! Wait, maybe she’s speaking directly to Sea!!!!!
In any case, it is a thigh-driven blog and as such might be just the thing for people who are sick and tired of Roomi.
Several people have taken it upon themselves to chide me for stooping to mockery in my time of grief. They can complain all they want, but I need to keep my mind from wandering to a place of bottomless despair. I will stay in denial as long as possible. Maybe longer.
If you know any stupid whores with blogs, now is a good time to share them with me! THX
haha Jazmin, I remember reading those words (“this will be a long, self-indulgent post…” ) a few days ago and wondering if Sister Wolf’s radar would go up.
She needs to learn the power of “photo editing” and get the photos down to at least two or three. One distance, one close up, and then a focus on an accessory she likes in the outfit.
With too many photos she looks like she wishes she were a model and she needs to relax those facial muscles.
ahhh, the Aussie versions, some of these girls are pseudo models. They’re all friends and seem to hang out together every weekend being up themselves.
http://tessa-jay-circanow.blogspot.com/
http://insearchoflittlesadie.blogspot.com/
http://src783.blogspot.com/
http://anniieemal.blogspot.com/
Enjoy.
Ooh my blog was named. I checked out the other blogs I was listed with and I have to say that I don’t put as many pictures of myself as the other girls, so 😛
Hi, TheShoeGirl! I think you seem sweet, have good taste, and don’t take yourself too seriously, which already puts you miles above the rest.
Nati Hell, why are you a fraud??? You try to act brave and post a bunch of tough comments about other bloggers yet you screen comments on your personal blog!!! I tried to post the following on her blog but it is awaiting moderation (!!!) :
Question / Jul 6 2010 7:57 am Please Note: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
You are a poor man’s Sister Wolf!! Sister Wolf’s condemnation for fashion bloggers works because she is an exceptional writer. Satire needs creativity and word variety to attract attention. You are not saying anything insightful about the bloggers you are chastising. Calling people idiot or stupid in every post is no more inspiring than fashion bloggers who repeatedly flaunt their wealth through expensive clothing. You might want to invest in some college English courses before continuing with this blog. If that isn’t possible at least use spell check before posting entries as it will help minimize all your spelling errors.
^ to all of you posting wonderful links: TY!
I’ll send the capturingitaly link to my coworkers for SFW interweb porn.
SoCal? boobjob – check. Swedish? bleached hair – check. But what’s with the over the hill russian model-cum-Paris face and warpaints??
So:
– most of these bloggers have no dress sense
– styling is an actual and diffiult job
– even most stylists have no sense of style (I dare not use the word elegance)
– editing is an actual and difficult job
– modelling and posing are actual and difficult jobs.
So girls: get yer fekking hands out of your hair, and shut yer gob when you ain’t talking!
modelling IS actually a difficult job
The “Thigh Girl” really should be called the “Minge Girl” because there are way too many close up photos of her vage area. God I am sick to death of all these gen y girls and their fucking blog spots. I am sick of their stupid fucking photos where their stupid vapid heads are tilted in stupid poses that make them look like idiots. They all seem to be wearing Jeffrey Campbell wedges with socks and enormous amounts of rings that in my day industrial goths wore. Funny, if they ever saw a real goth or punk they would run away crying to their mommies. Oh and the fucking photo shopping to make the photos look like they were taken in the 60’s or 70’s really pisses me off, why can’t they get their own ideas and stop stealing from my era.
God I sound bitter and twisted (I may be menopausal) but I think I will scream if I accidently come across another one of these blogs. I am going to send their stupid head tilts to a funny site here in Australia. http://theawkwardlean.tumblr.com/
PS I remember Porcelain Blonde, she was a lunatic albeit an amusing one, did anyone else think her “boyfriend” was imaginary?
Love your work SW who gives a shit how you approach your grief, there are no rules just the ones you make and everyone else can get fucked
Question- I don’t know what you’re talking about, I just posted a comment at Nati’s and it went straight up. There’s no moderation…or no censorship anyway.
You’ll want to see SRC783, its an interesting interpretation of “fashion blog” since she usually isn’t wearing anything other than a belt, or hat, or feather boa…
Kell – I particularly LOL at her most recent post, it appears something bled all over her head, maybe the animal that she stole that fur coat from…she however looks to be in incredible pain.
WOW, all of you losers are so fuckin immature it’s not even funny! I love Jacqueline & her blog! She always looks super hot and wears amazing clothes & shoes!! She’s a very sweet girl too and all of you are making her very upset and want to stop blogging!! You all really need to stop and go find somebody else to pick on because she definitely does not deserve this!
^It’s really nice that she has you and your exclamation points to stand up for her, but I’m surprised that Thigh Girl is as thin-skinned as you describe after being enough of a good sport to come here. And half the comments on this thread aren’t even talking about her.
However, Thigh Girl, if you’re listening, I suggest trimming the number of photographs you post of a single outfit. 10 at a time is pointless, 3 or even 4 is enough to hammer the point home- you have very nice legs, and I’d be prancing around in short things a lot if I had legs like yours too.
stilettolover91: Oh you love her blog, do you? Well, we don’t. If you’re going to post endless pictures of yourself brandishing the fruits of your insatiable consumerism with your mouth open on the World Wide Web, what does one expect? Hugs and Kisses? Universal adoration? No, YOU grow up.
If she stops blogging because of she’s “hurt” by our nasty-wasty comments, I consider that a job well done. We are saving her from years and years of future shame.
Now go off and read a book you fucking twat.
why do people include a friggin’ year in their pen names? anyfuckingsuburbanteen94?
shane54? (okay, this is valid. solid.)
gotta rant today. it’s all too weird.
More like Camel Toe Girl. And the clothes are hideous. What a narcissistic c*nt! And if she graduated from any university, much less suma, then I have a PhD! She can barely string a sentence together. She’s vacuous. Plus, like RedHead Fashionista (my favorite REAL red head on the web), being a real red head I’m offended that she can call herself a one of us!! NO F*CKING WAY IS SHE A RED HEAD!! She’s a blonde and we will not claim her as our own.
Hey! Shoe Girl’s blog does not belong on this list, Missy. You’ve obviously never read it, Missy.
PS – @Dru & Annemarie – ROFLMAO!! You guys and SW make my day!
“It’s really nice that she has you and your exclamation points to stand up for her”
Buahahaha!! The comments and the members of this community are the other reasons I’m here. Thank you!!
HAhahahaha – Annemarie you are on one heck of a roll!
Just got back from airport and switched on computer to read this! After one week of sun, sea, Venice and petit garcon at the junior disco every night I can happily stare at thigh girls’s thighs and think yea so what.
When not “snagging” things quite a few are listed as “Gift from Boyfriend”.
No commentary, just pointing out.
I assumed Liebemarlene would turn up here, and I’m glad she didn’t. I dislike almost all fashion blogs with a passion, but I really enjoy Liebemarlene as she seems really sweet and sincere, only posts a couple of photos of herself per post and always with a sweet smile and upright posture, no contrived “pensive” gazing into the distance or “sexy” open lips or “oh I totally didn’t notice the camera” head scratching.
I also like her outfits as they are quite simple and don’t try painfully hard to be cutting edge.
http://liebemarlene.blogspot.com/
I’ve added my own little comment as JIZZ MONKEY, have a little looky
http://www.bleachblack.com/?p=10949&cpage=1#comment-32819
These people are “the idiots”, we must submit them to as much humiliation as possbile. What worried me just as much complete arseholes who think all this shit is really cool.
Oh and the thigh blog, bleughhhhh. Who wants to see dozens of pivtures of the same outfits? Just because your capable of dressing yourself on an everyday basis does not mean that I need to see a close-up shot of the end result. I’m on the hunt now for some more websites that need a thrashing SW.
At your service!
@anne marie – thank you for pointing us to The Man Repeller. This blog is HILARIOUS.
@ Nat: the blechblech ladies didn’t let your comment show up. guess it was critical???
Oh shit, please excuse my spelling errors!
RLC- Oh good God no, Liebemarlene does not deserve castigation at all, if she’s on the list then who’s next? Susie? Not every girl out there who puts outfit posts on her blog is a source of scarred eyeballs and head-shaking at the folly of today’s ‘yoof’ or the inability of twentysomethings to dress themselves….
I will come out and say it though, I think boring outfit blogs like whatiwore etc are a worse scourge than even the skimpiest-dressed of the lot you guys talk about (seriously, if you want to post photographs of yourself in clothes for the adoration of all who see them, use bloody Facebook, don’t waste Blogger bandwidth).
Vintage Lollipops is one of the worst that I have seen. http://vintagelollipops.blogspot.com/
A vintage lollypop sounds like something you would find under the sofa with dirt and crumbs stuck to it.
Miss J will give it to her- she has nice thighs. Her peculiar way of holding onto her ponytail in pics bugs Miss J more than the excessive thigh shots. Which are excessive. Don’t women realize that straight dudes don’t read these blogs???
The comments here have me pissing myself laughing.
If anyone would care for a musical interlude, I’d like to dedicate this next number to Thigh Girl, for the good times and bad…
Aww man Stiletto lover! I love exclamation points!
I must admit, thigh high is undeniably sexy with her firm thighs. and her expression does somewhat resemble a cow chewing cud with its mouth closed. camel toes. What more could this cozy group want?
Man repeller is my new poster girl. lady gaga is out. latex is out. taking rooomi falafel pictures is in. Unless Sea starts to do it.
and then I will faithfully hate rooomi falafel pictures and pretend like I never liked them.
now, I invite you all to mock me if you care to. It’s pretty melodramatic and vain. but occasionally rad! it all depends on whether SW or WB have commented recently or not.
love to them both. love to all of you!
(and annemarie, I think somebody said it perfectly about 7 months ago, You scare me. and yet I like it. I wish I had the guts to stick firmly by my opinions. and the comment you made on SW’s 3 month old mother post about feeling like you don’t deserve love really struck a chord with me. So thank you for that.)
Since when was Gemma Ward plus-sized? She probably weighs about as much as my leg. (And I’m on the edge….)
I LOVE YOU GUYS. Thanks to you, I have discovered some truly priceless blogging wonders, and marvelled at the time that some haters have on their hands that they feel the need to come and defend their idols/voice their opinions/just express needless rage (ironic that they slag us off for being mean to people we don’t even know, isn’t it?). This is why this is the best blog – the discussions it spawns are half the fun. Though only half. Go Sister.
PS As usual, being frightfully unoriginal, I’ll be posting my own take on this shortly.
^she gained a bit of weight last year, and photographs of her out and about somewhere showed her looking heavier than she did in her modelling days- hence the “plus size” comment.
But screw the jokers, she’s made enough money that she’ll never have to starve herself (she once admitted in an interview to eating less for about a month before Fashion Week) or set foot on another runway ever again, and rumour has it she’s a pretty decent actress too. Which is good for her since that’s what she wants to do for a living.
With each post I love this blog and Sister Wolf a little bit more.xx
“Don’t women realize that straight dudes don’t read these blogs???”
I have a theory that there’s a whole contigent of pervs spankin to these pictures and that some of these girls happen to know and pander to that.
web traffic is web traffic.
Have you read some of the comments on some ??
The Real Andrea,
You rule for remembering Poor Pitiful Pearl. And you’re totally right; Thigh Girl looks a lot like her.
Annemarie, I love you.
Is it just me, or does the “Cupcakes and Cashmere” girl look like Ke$ha in about seven years? And the “Capturing Italy” girl looks like a cheap(er) version of Paris Hilton. And the “Porcelain Blonde” girl looks like someone came on her face.
Redheadfashionista – I’m with you on the Thigh Girl’s hair…I call that blond.
Angelica – And yet the cupcakes girl posts something like “Here’s my skirt” and gets 192 comments!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Italy girl is just trying to be a playboy centerfold. I believe her problem is due to a Nose Issue, just like that other girl, what’s her name? With the pink hair?
I remembered! “Gala Darling,” that one with the Nose.
Sandy – Oh my, that Lollypop girl is another Nose Issue person. Perhaps these people are sublimating their insecurity by pretending they’re superstars?
Gala Darling has a big-ass nose because she lies and lies and LIES! Her nose will only get bigger like Pinocchio!
Gala D is covering her tracks like crazy now, with the blog posts about finances and how she REGRETS buying $900 shoes. But everyone knows the truth now and it’s too late, Miss Bunnyhead Trust Fund Fraud Fake Gala Darling!
http://luluandyourmom.blogspot.com/
She claims to have authored a book that is listed in the Library of Congress, yet does not give any details of said book at all. What’s with the false sense of mysterious intrigue and thinly veiled attempts to draw more attention and interest? I noticed that she will promptly remove your link from her list of “babycakes” should you not reciprocate and link her. However, she does make exceptions for the blogging bigwigs (ie. Sea, Sea’s mom, Tavi, etc.). Not her former bff Rumi though. Whatever falling out they had that caused Lulu to remove Rumi from her blogroll, we will never know.
Lulu is pitiful, always whining and wanting sympathy for being ‘real’. She had a falling out with Fashion Toast Rumi Neely out of jealousy. Everyone was giving Rumi more attention because she’s taller and prettier than Lulu.
The truth behind the intrigue is she is JUST like that Gala Darling nose girl!! Lulu Chang even said on formspring she comes from a family with money and they bought her a 500K (or was it 700K?) condo. She wants the world to think she’s an author to feel better about herself and maybe she does have a book deal, but REALLY she makes a few dollars from freelance writing and the rest is from her parents.
^I don’t mind Lulu (the actual Lulu Chang, that is), and besides the girl has taken a lot of shit while being on the fragile side- racist comments on blog included. She doesn’t have Rumi’s thick skin, but that’s hardly something to hold against her. I remember she had a cute boyfriend, but some post a while ago said they broke up.
I once asked her about her book on twitter and she said it was about (I quote) teenagers, Gen Y and the Internet, if that counts as a detail.
Can’t it be said that criticism comes with the territory? Everyone is subject to shit and racist comments and other bad stuff dished out by others. I understand that some people are more on the fragile side, but it’s like trying out for a sport and expecting special treatment for your handicaps or inabilities. If you can’t play the game, just don’t. I thought Lulu and her blog were both harmless, even entertaining at some points, but then the constant vagueness and editing of her posts became confusing and tiresome. Also, her Shoes and your Mom business venture just faded out without any kind of explanation or follow up, which I thought was pretty irresponsible. As someone who supported this venture by purchasing an item (two, actually), and then attempted to sell (sent an email with photos and descriptions without any feedback or response), it was annoying to see that she felt it was okay and acceptable to quietly drop things she’s now tired of, or overwhelmed by, and do only what she’s comfortable with. If you’re overwhelmed or unable to keep something going, just address it. Especially if you’re all about “keeping it real”. I just continued to lose respect for her after that. Not that she cares, or should, as to what I think or feel. But if it’s one’s job to put their world and life on display, might as well be good at it.
Man Repeller is hilarious. (Ok so are the fucktard links but only for a few seconds, then it’s just sad.)
I once thought about posing like a wanker in my Sunday Best and broadcasting it on the internet, screaming “Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!” – then I actually pissed myself laughing.
http://fashionafterforty.blogspot.com/
She hasn’t posted in a while, but she is ridiculous. She asked her kids to camp out so they could be the first to own a copy of Avatar on DVD.
kt- I thought it was weird that Shoes and Your Mom went on the fizzle too, but I assumed Lulu had worked something out with the sellers- at least told them the site wasn’t open any more, etc. Sucks to know that wasn’t the case, if your lack of feedback from her is anything to go by.
^and no, not everyone is subject to racist shit on blogs, only people who happen not to be white get it. It is NOT, and never should be, something that “comes with the territory”.
Criticising a girl’s outfits, outfit photographs/poses, or the tone of her posts is one thing- but calling her a slut because she’s Asian or leaving the oh-so-witty “ching chong” as a comment…never EVER excusable. I agree, if you put yourself out there you should be tough enough to take some criticism, but no one should have to put up with what she did, or what Rumi on a fair few occasions has had to do.