Just Admit It, Already!

Every night, I am glued to the TV while Nancy Grace sneers and yells into the camera that Casey whatshername is lying about the whereabouts of her two year old daughter Caley.

No shit, Nancy! The mom did it! The frustration with this mom’s failure to just admit it is driving Nancy and me nuts.   Nancy is like a circling shark, and I’m right there behind her. My husband can’t understand why I need to watch this, so I tell him it’s like people who love reading murder mysteries.

But it’s not really. I just want that bitch to admit it so Nancy and I can move on.   I know there are other things happening in the world, bigger stories, momentous events, but I need to get to the end of this grisly road. I need that woman to stop lying.   I’m taking it personally.

On the album “Nothing’s Shocking” by Jane’s Addiction, there is a song called “Ted, Just Admit it.” It’s about Ted Bundy, who didn’t confess until after he was sentenced to death.   On the eve of his execution, Ted Bundy gave an interview in which he blamed pornography for making him a serial killer.   Who knows what this emotionally vacant mom will blame.

I loved that Jane’s Addiction record. To this day, when someone I know is in denial about something, I mutter “Ted, just admit it!”   It never gets me anywhere, though.

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14 Responses to Just Admit It, Already!

  1. enc says:

    The truth will come out eventually, and everyone will slap their foreheads, I suppose.

    Why do people kill their children?

  2. WendyB says:

    ENC, why DON’T people kill their children?

  3. Skye says:

    Can’t make funny comment – whole topic makes me feel bad to that sort of degree where I can think about it objectively for about 10 seconds then subjective mother-of-a-toddler reaction kicks in and overwhelms me with misery.

  4. Sister Wolf says:

    I’m sorry, Skye. I just want that horrible woman to confess and go to prison.

  5. NANCY GRACE! Why have I never heard of her before? My net is too slow to watch videos but I shall watch it at university. Man I feel in my bones the addiction tingle. nothing i love more than creepy stories and lawsuits.
    the coverart for that jane’s addiction record is A plus.

  6. Imelda Matt says:

    I need to look into this…stat

  7. Mark says:

    Didn’t Nancy Grace (who clearly holds a spot in the Pantheon of Cunts) accuse someone a few years ago, really rag on her or him, then that person was proven innocent and killed him/herself?

  8. Sister Wolf says:

    Miss Wombat and Imelda Matt, you can see Nancy Grace online! just google her.

    Mark, no, she is an Avenging Angel type of cunt. She did badger some woman with questions about her missing kid or something, and the woman later commited suicide, but was not found innocent. If you kill yourself after being on TV….well, more people should, now that I think about it!

  9. “the woman later commited suicide, but was not found innocent.”

    Though it may have been rendered merely a charming legal fiction in the Age of Bush, she was and remains innocent unless proven guilty.

  10. Sister Wolf says:

    Shit, thanks Peter, good point. What I meant was…I think the case hasn’t been solved. I will find out.

  11. Sonja says:

    Nancy Grace spent a lot of air time convicting those rugby players of rape, who were found innocent. Somebody needs to take her down.

  12. Sister Wolf says:

    It won’t be me, though. I love her anyway. Even if It’s Wrong.

  13. Lady K says:

    Whilst on holiday a couple of months ago in the States I became addicted to Nancy Grace, much to the chagrin of my other half. I was obsessed by her obsession over a mother who deserted her child in Wal-Mart. By the end of my 2 week holiday I thought Nancy (and myself) may need valium!

  14. Sister Wolf says:

    Oh yes, Nancy definitely needs a stiff drink after each broadcast. I personally need ice cream when I watch her.

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