Kim Kardashian’s Nine Expressions—Collect Them All!


When Kim Kardashian posted a collage of her facial expressions on Instagram, one could only marvel at the waxen immobility of that celebrated face.

Let’s take a closer look.

9 expressions of kimkard


If only Kim had taken the time to label each expression!

Since she didn’t, I will take a stab at it.

Top row, from left to right: Duh, Look over there, Duh.

Middle row, from left to right: Oh, Duh,Turning my head.

Bottom row, from left to right: Turning my head, Look over there, Duh.

There you have it! Use this expression sampler to amaze your friends, play some bingo, or just add to your Kim Kardashian shrine.

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13 Responses to Kim Kardashian’s Nine Expressions—Collect Them All!

  1. Bevitron says:

    Her ass has more expressions. Maybe she should retire her face and let it take over. Oh, wait….

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    Bevitron – I nearly choked to death laughing. You’re absolutely right.

  3. Dj says:

    Sister, you are succinct and a great observer of animal behavior. Her subtlety and nuance is amazing. I would like to see a photo of ” boy, that last Brazilian came a little too close…” And “Kanye better get his butt out there and make more money for my upholstery size skirts….”

  4. Suspended says:

    Is she trying to get in to acting?

  5. deb* says:

    It was interesting to note that some of the expressions require more cleavage to be shown. ?????

  6. Her ego must be as massive as her arse.

  7. David Duff says:

    What a silly woman, none of those pictures shows her looking down – and the view in that direction is stunning!

  8. Richard says:

    She’s just another relentless media whore with no talent other than the ability to organize a team to make her presentable to the public on a daily basis.

  9. Eek says:

    It is this range that makes her the actress she is. Remind me…has she done nudes?

  10. Debbie says:

    I AM SO TIRED OF HER!!!!!! Her narcissism is off the charts. I’m 57 years old and that broad has more pictures of herself than I have of my entire life. She needs to be destroyed.

  11. Sister Wolf says:

    Debbie – If only.

  12. meagain says:

    I don’t keep up with the tabs (tabloids) or t.v. so I’m not sure how exactly she looks but what happened to her face?!?! Is this the same person? It’s scary and confusing how people now a days almost look like themselves…

  13. HelenWaite says:

    Is it my imagination or is she goiing browner in her facial spackle?

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