I got these sunglasses yesterday from Out of the Closet for only $8, minus the 10% Senior Discount! I fucking rule.
I also got the green top for $6.50 (minus discount) and it’s covered in nonsensical badges, rhinestones and d-rings, with a big fake “D&G” logo on the back.
Just sit back and be jealous of my shopping savvy.
We’re not worthy.
I have hair-envy. Therefore, I hate you.
You are beautiful.
You are a bad ass Sister…
And I was looking at some Jackie O sunglasses at Bottega Veneta yesterday for $435. I was in the wrong store!
I’ll love you only if you reveal the name of your nail polish.
I love you, Sis, but I would love and adore you *madly* if you would only remove that ring from your nose. It gives me an urge either to attach a label or a lead!
PS: Love the blue nails, too!
Great outfit. You look fantastic.
Keep on keeping on.
Love
Totally love you mommy!
Nails & hair. And I don’t even care about nails… but the blue is fantastic.
Your hair is gorgeous. I hope you have embraced it because it looks so good on you.
You’re fucken awesome. You have hair that moves and you’re skinny. I hate you.
I’m not saying anything, I’m chocked with envy.
It looks like you got a blow out. Am I wrong? (Lookin good in D&G!)
I’m not wasting anymore time worrying ’bout getting teased, I’m gonna immediately write (soon as I click ‘Submit’) that check to AARP.
As my husband would say, you’ve got something special going on. x
Marie – “lapiz of luxury” by Essie
Slayer – YES, I have embraced it! It’s so…brownish!
Jessie K – I had to get a keratin treatment after the Color Debacle. Now it is silky all the time, like somebody else’s hair!
Rocking the red lipstick!! That’s a talent in itself
Why don’t you wear Chico’s sweater sets like good octogenarians are supposed to?
Shuffle over to Leisure World or some other lumberyard of life and leave the fabulous for the rest of us, goddamn.
please write something new. my brain needs a palate cleanse. I think my brain aneurisms are crying.
You rule, always will!
Love love love you!
I love that you bought a top that features so much nonsense!
You look fabulous and I envy your “seniour discount” status. 15 years ago in Russia a girl I had with me made me buy her a fake D&G top and lectured me, “D&G you know, disc and jockey, like in a disco”. I didn’t know but I’m still dreaming of a Danish early retirement package and an inva scooter. Once I get those I can start living out my dream of daily driving against pedestrians at a busy shopping street, shouting “fuck off I’m in pain”. I’ll give you a ride.
Juri – It’s a date.
Amazing. You’re the coolest!
Beyond daaaaahhhling
I would love to meet you.
In what world are you a senior? No, for real?? You don’t look much out of your thirties. I’m 43, and you’ve given me hope girl. Rock on!!!