In an article she wrote about her beloved dad, Chuck Heath, Mrs. Palin wrote:
“Mr. Heath is grandpa to 12 fortunate young Alaskans, having an especially unique bond with his autistic eight-year-old grandson. From the first born, Track, on down, to Bristol, Willow, Piper lndi, McKinley, Happy, Karcher, Lauden, Payton, Keir, Heath and Tico.”
Hahahaha! Where’s Donner and Blitzen?!
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It might be genetic, or it might be Todd Palin bullying the rest of the family into giving their kids stupid names. “12 fortunate young Alaskans?” Tico Tico.
This inspires me to decide my 12 fortunate grandchilden will be named: Trace, Avon, Shrub, Cessna, Nascar, McDonalds, Hilarious, Krupps, Laudatur, Dallas, Irk, Igloo and Lambada.
Juri – Did you just come up with those names on the spot?!? You should run for president!
Love the brooch! Did she shoot it and shrink it? What a woman!
Oh…my…GOD.
I’m stealing some of Juri’s names for my own 12 fortunate grandchildren! Cessna and Hilarious are perfect.
I totally read Tico as Taco — not that it would be out of place as such. Juri — I love your names too!!!
Perhaps the names are from some weird Alaskan language no one has discovered yet (because the Heath-Palin families have made it up.) The names we use are so, well, yesterday.
First born will be Nascar–gender isn’t important here. Thanks, Juri. You SHOULD run for president.
Juri, I spewed coffee through my nose when I read those names! Lambada is my favorite.
I’m going to insist that my nephews’ offspring are named after (1) whatever prescription medication I’m taking at the time (e.g. Lipitor, Detrol, Estrogen), (2) American cars/car companies – if there will still be American car companies at that point (e.g. Escalade, Impala, Torrent, G8, Bronco, Chrysler, Escort…oh, that last one might be a problem) and (3) my favorite brand names/designers (e.g. Westwood, Bodum, Giardelli, McQueen, Samsung, Maytag, etc). If they don’t comply then they’ll be stricken from the will.
And, yes, the Mrs. Palin thing is genetic, SW. Stupid is often times genetic.
But I would like to meet the parents of Karcher Heath/Palin/Something to see how people who name their child after kärcher high pressure cleaners look like. Of course, I would bow down before them and say “I’m not worthy”.
Good grief I’m thinking naming my first born Jacob was on another planet. I’m I really in a Star Trek episode/movie/Star Wars movie/ or seriously a resident on Jupiter?
Great, now I’m narrowing down the name hunt even more.
Tico..hahahah just asking to be beat up! For fuck’s sakes!
Juri, I laughed a lot. … Cessna is great.
You really have to wonder what planet these Palins are from.
Does she have more teeth than normal people?
WHO THE HELL WOULD NAME A KID “HAPPY PALIN?”
WTF!!!
Juri’s names are wonderful – God, I laughed! Igloo and Shrub! Cessna! Cracked me up.
I think I’ll name the 12 that I plan to adopt so they all start with the same letter- Crevasse, Canister, Chapstick, Cueball, Crisco, Comptroller, Click, Cobweb, Crumpet, Crescendo, and of course the twins (there must be twins), Cupcake and Cunt.
It does make one wonder.
I once won a high pressure hose water cleaning gadget on a game show which was called a “Karcher”. My mother sold it to a truck driver for forty dollars. So I have a positive association with the name Karcher. Well, I did – now it’s been irreperably Palin-ified, tainted forever.
Also, how did Heath get in there, that’s actually a name, commonly used by normal people.