It’s good to wear a dress that makes you look like you have a tail because ——————.
I always wanted to look like a kangaroo.
you need it for whipping any dodgy bastards.?
Because every tigress secretly loves being grabbed by the tail, femminist or otherwise?
its my wedding dress train and if I bend over, it mostly will cover my thong.
…because you can’t find a butt bow?
…if you go into a bathroom and find there is no toilet paper in the stall, you’re covered.
someone might chase it…and voila…butter!
…then you can wear it to the Kentucky Derby….
you can slide it between your legs and pin it to the front of your dress on those colder days.
Because it disguises my worn out old cunt
Sorry I’m in a bad mood today
dingle berries! god this is fun….
If your into bestiality this will make you more attractive.
People can look at your ass and think… “Now there is some real fine tail.”
Cheer up Make Do!
It disguises my real actual tail.
I have a shit taste in clothes.
when i wag it, some doggy will come
i fear that this precludes fash mag headlines as so:
30 PAGES OF SEX DRAGONS
CHIC IN TOOTH & CLAW !
….or, you know, some shit.
You fuckers are geniuses!!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard, I had to explain myself to the husband. Bravo!
Doggie stuff, if you want to shake your head like a wet dog might as well shake your tail like a happy dog.
the draping looks like a bit labial to me. en garde! invitation to duel from all angles? lol…so inappropriate for a young lady to wear.
maybe luxirare would like it in see through black mesh with some studs round the neckline and a pair of 10 cm high creepers. she could wear it while watching vampiros lesbos (yes I read her blog too much… hmm wonder if there are any new posts after her home made potato chip post..brb)
aww no new posts from her. but reminded myself how much her potato chips look like slices of skin from the legs of old ladies… yellow, brittle, spliced with varicose veins….
Looks like a mini poop-sack to me…
then no one will see my ass when I bend over
I thought I was brilliant . . . but Ann said it already 🙁
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