No More Peterson Crimes!

For the love of god, how are we supposed to keep track of these Peterson crimes?!

First, there’s the cop who killed his “missing wife,” Drew Peterson. Natually, his wife has to be named Stacey, to remind us of Laci, may she rest in peace.

Now, there’s this nutcase Hans Peterson, who killed his doctor and went to  St. Martin,  to claim French citizenship. This Peterson has confessed to the murder,  an act of revenge for becoming impotent after taking Accutane.  

Without wishing to seem ungrateful for this bonanza of sordid crime, may I ask that anyone with the name Peterson kindly put off murdering anyone for the moment?


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4 Responses to No More Peterson Crimes!

  1. dewayne says:

    there was a case in north carolina around the same time as the scott and laci peterson drama, involving a novelist named michael peterson. apparently he pushed his wife down the stairs, or something to that effect.

    i was thinking the exact same thing, and i’m glad to see that once again we are on the same page.

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    May we always be on that page, Dewayne.

  3. Diane Jay says:

    Thank you for speaking up on this topic. I surfed the web for help to disambiguate the Peterson confusion and found your comments. If nothing else, this situation adds a new dimension to the term “copy-cat crimes.”

  4. Sister Wolf says:

    It is a pleasure to be of service, Peterson-wise. My aim is to disambiguate whereever possible.

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