Jade Jagger is up to no good, and I feel it’s my duty to share the bad tidings.
First, she has launched her new line of jewelry and it’s surprisingly awful. Here is a “goldtone” skull necklace for $475. Is she nuts? Why would anyone pay that much for something they could get at the mall for ten bucks?
More impressive, and by that I mean more egregious, Jade Jagger has embarked on a real estate project in Manhattan, offering ‘luxury’ studio apartments in a building called The Jade.
The studio apartments go for $55,000 and look like futuristic prison facilities. The brains behind this project, developer Michael Shvo, explains the attraction of the venture: “People want to be Jade Jagger.”
Do you want to be Jade Jagger? This would involve being a haggard 35 year old mother of two, who is mostly known for her shallow lifestyle in Ibiza and, of course, her famous dad. She attends fashion shows and dates a rap artist. Her next major project will be a facelift.
I don’t know why, but I expected more from Jade Jagger. Mick and Bianca should have spawned something better than a faux designer of faux jewelry and faux apartments. Breeding isn’t everything, I guess. Look at Rumer Willis, for godsake.
Huh. I never wanted to be Jade Jagger. But of course, I had never HEARD of Jade Jagger til this post, so that probably isn’t that surprising.
“Her next major project will be a facelift.” Bravo.
I think she’s older than 35. She was in college with me and I remember her being a year or two ahead. She dropped out. DC wasn’t cool enough for her. Besides, you don’t need a college degree to make crappy jewelry, do you?
Also, that dirty whore is charging $550,000 for the tiny pods, not $55,000.
Oh dear, of course you can’t get anything Jade Jagger for only $55,000, except for the goldtone costume jewelry.
Come on people! Don’t be haters.
I agree with nidia. I think people are just jealous. She’s a beautiful lady, and the jewelry is pretty.