“People Want to be Jade Jagger”

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Jade Jagger is up to no good, and I feel it’s my duty to share the bad tidings.

First, she has launched her new line of jewelry and it’s surprisingly awful. Here is a “goldtone” skull necklace for $475. Is she nuts? Why would anyone pay that much for something they could get at the mall for ten bucks?

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More impressive, and by that I mean more egregious, Jade Jagger has embarked on a real estate project in Manhattan, offering ‘luxury’ studio apartments in a building called The Jade.

The studio apartments go for $55,000 and look like futuristic prison facilities. The brains behind this project, developer Michael Shvo, explains the attraction of the venture: “People want to be Jade Jagger.”

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Do you want to be Jade Jagger? This would involve being a haggard 35 year old mother of two, who is mostly known for her shallow lifestyle in Ibiza and, of course, her famous dad. She attends fashion shows and dates a rap artist. Her next major project will be a facelift.

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I don’t know why, but I expected more from Jade Jagger. Mick and Bianca should have spawned something better than a faux designer of faux jewelry and faux apartments. Breeding isn’t everything, I guess. Look at Rumer Willis, for godsake.

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7 Responses to “People Want to be Jade Jagger”

  1. Suebob says:

    Huh. I never wanted to be Jade Jagger. But of course, I had never HEARD of Jade Jagger til this post, so that probably isn’t that surprising.

    “Her next major project will be a facelift.” Bravo.

  2. Mark says:

    I think she’s older than 35. She was in college with me and I remember her being a year or two ahead. She dropped out. DC wasn’t cool enough for her. Besides, you don’t need a college degree to make crappy jewelry, do you?

  3. Mark says:

    Also, that dirty whore is charging $550,000 for the tiny pods, not $55,000.

  4. Sister Wolf says:

    Oh dear, of course you can’t get anything Jade Jagger for only $55,000, except for the goldtone costume jewelry.

  5. nidia says:

    Come on people! Don’t be haters.

  6. terry says:

    I agree with nidia. I think people are just jealous. She’s a beautiful lady, and the jewelry is pretty.

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