Suing Lindsay Lohan


This morning I  saw the headline “Woman Says She Was Traumatized by Lohan” and my reaction was: Join the Club!

I too feel traumatized by Lindsay Lohan, and I’d like some compensation for my suffering.

I feel my blood pressure surge every time I see her vacuous smiling face. Why is that girl still smiling? Her awful blonde hair extensions, her ridiculous fedoras, her hippie scarves, her crappy costume jewelry, her jeans tucked into knee-boots, her sparkly lipgloss, and her stupid trademark peace sign…..I can’t stand it.

Make it stop! The emotional distress I’ve endured can’t really be quantified, but $150,000  might take the edge off.

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5 Responses to Suing Lindsay Lohan

  1. Suebob says:

    You forgot the leggings!! Oh, my eyes.

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    I’m sorry! I swear I meant to include the leggings! Good call, Suebob.

  3. Mark says:

    Let’s start a class-action suit against her.

  4. Graham says:

    It is Graham I could not agree more if you get the money would you share it with me? I would love it.

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