Running Out of Invective For Trump?

running out of trump invective

Aren’t you tired of hearing yourself yell or mutter the same words when Trump rears his ugly head? Fucker! Piece of shit! Stupid fucking liar! Fat scumbag! Dumbass!

Let’s mix things up. Instead of idiot, try:

fool, ass, halfwit, dunce, tool, clown, dolt, prick, douche, ignoramus, monstrosity, cretin, moron, imbecile, simpleton, dope,  nincompoop, chump, dimwit, dumbo, dummy, dum-dum, jackass, blockhead, bonehead, knucklehead, fathead, butthead, numbskull, knuckle-dragger, dipstick, meathead, meatball, airhead, peabrain, birdbrain, mouth-breather, jerk, nitwit, hoser, schmuck, putz, bozo, turkey, vulgarian, chowderhead, oaf, wanker, ding-dong, yo-yo, lummox, low-life, piece of trash.

Instead of contemptible, even though it’s the perfect word for him, there are more adjectives to throw around:

despicable, detestable, hateful, reprehensible, deplorable, unspeakable, disgraceful, shameful, ignominious, abject, discreditable, worthless, beyond contempt, shameful, odious, loathsome, puerile, repellent, repulsive, repugnant, monstrous, sleazy, swinish.

I’m pretty sure you can mix ‘n match. Let me try.

Abject cretin. Worthless prick. Yes!

Okay, so what epithet do you use most often for that cunt?

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12 Responses to Running Out of Invective For Trump?

  1. Tom I. says:

    Very creative, Sister Wolf. I shared it with a friend, who’s also on FB, who has been coming up with names since the beginning. He dug it. We should have a word off between you two like on Jeopardy. Category: “Names for Trump.”

    This is how he started his post this morning. Beat this, Sister Wolf: “He just might be the most toxic thing ever in existence.”

    Game on!

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    Tom I – I counter with ‘obscene pestilence’.

  3. D. R. says:

    My political views matter hardly to anyone….I vote. I write my congressmen/congresswomen, senators (well, now I email). How sad to have to enter a booth and hold your nose. How sad we’re basically a two-party system. But I’ve never had a nearly two year long hissy fit….has GOT to be exhausting. I just don’t have the stamina.

  4. Romeo says:

    Pudding runt.

  5. Mark-E says:

    The best one came from his best friend across the Pacific Ocean: Dotard.

    Thank you for this. Both entertaining and useful.

  6. David Duff says:

    He won, she lost, get over it!

  7. Bevitron says:

    Let’s see…bloated slug; orange stain; scrofulous degenerate; depraved lunatic.

    Medical stuff can work, and there’s so much to choose from. Purulent discharge; suppurating rectum; festering boil…and just plain old “diseased.”

  8. Dj says:

    Simple— bad joke.

  9. Suspended says:

    I’m staying positive.

    Last Leg. Open Door. Public Humiliation. Bankrupt Businesses. Farewell World. Universal Cheer.

  10. Sister Wolf says:

    Mark-E – Obama staffer Alyssa Mastromonaco once called Donald Trump a deranged animal, and that stands as my alltime favorite!

    Suspended – Because you’re a gentleman.

    Dj – That works.

    D.R. – It IS exhausting!

    Bevitron – YES, medical stuff is wonderful.

    Romeo – Sure, why not?

  11. Mark-E says:

    “Deranged animal” rules.

  12. JK says:

    Well Joanne, too late to add a word to the list? How’s about

    Exhausting.

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